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ChuckEPoo
2 days ago
Straight Male
0 miles · Oxnard

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Never again! I married my first wife after lust at first sight. She was a beauty contest winner. It was amazing how fast that beauty faded when her nature came out. Beauty is skin deep but ugly can go to the bone.

Then, I met Carol. The love of my life. No matter what happens our bond is unbreakable. That confidence and unity of mind is more important than sex any time. Funny thing is, when the other things are working, the sex is fantastic too.
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was going to put this on the Think Tank.... but that might be toooooooo serious for this...

please post any truths, half truths, absolute truths... whatever... giggles... of an intellectual nature ....

humour knows no bounds...





Lol. Now that is funny.
Nope you are not the only one. There is another category called fit. I am into fit shapely women with confidence.
Honestly? Seldom. I have a wife with an insatiable sex drive. I buy viagra in the industrial strength.
Men: Werner, cock, wanger, love tool, ramrod, instrument of love, dick, erection, penis, and if you are clinical, phallus.

Women: Pussy, cunt, twat, vulva, Vijay, love tunnel, vagina, sperm bank, or womanhood.
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I would love to know how many men out there would love to share their wives with another man while they watched. It has grown over the years and with the population getting older I expect it will grow that much more. I have written a number of stories around this particular subject and have received a lot of feedback on it. I would love to hear any comments you have on the subject. I also asked the married women the same question so it will be interesting to see how each of the answers compare.


We do but the road to open marriage is not easy. It is fraught with risks and baggage of self-doubt. It can be rewarding if you are equally committed to making it work. I'm talking about open marriage and not cuckold. that is one that escapes me. every relationship is as different as a finger print, and there is no one size fits all formula when it comes to sharing. if your marriage or relationship is struggling then I suggest you steer clear. It will destroy you both with jealousy and pain. If you do try then I suggest you get counselling first. Move forward cautiously and deliberately and take all precautions. we are in our second year and have mixed reviews. Some really incredible experiences and some, not so much.
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I don't trust flash drives...not for anything important...I've heard too many stories about them failing...

There's a multi-chapter story on this site that only exists because the author had sent me a copy to review...when he went to post it on Lush he found out his flash drive had failed...fortunately I still had his review copy in my e-mails...

If I have something important to save, I e-mail it to myself in ...as do a lot of writers I know...


My network is setup with a cloud. And a two terabyte backup server. With the cloud all your work from all your media is accessible from any media, computer, iPad, phone, or kindle. You could have total system failure and everything is saved.
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Nice, who is she...?


Ann Margret? Really? You're making me seem old.
I prefer she chooses..and ladies if you ask if the dress makes you look fat, the answer is probably yes, no matter what he says. I've never met a man with enough courage to tell the truth.
Before I sold my business, the wife and I did it in the office... On the shipping table... The assembly belt... And... What can I say? She has great business head.
Yeah but not like a real conversation. Just the groans, screams and moans.

Something like: Oh God Oh God! That it! Don't stop. Ahhhhhhhh

Not: What do you think about my mom staying with us for a couple days? Are you done yet?
I found most all my stories and poems on other sites. Good thing I just write for the fun of it. I'm such a beginner author, can't imagine why. With my good friend Mina (sweetestSins) it is a different story. She has published two novels and protects her work carefully. Weird one is that they stole my name too. Lol.

I'm getting too old to stress over the sins of others.
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Kind of hard to say either way. I think other authors are more likely to vote though. A lot of readers don't even join the site. They just read. I know I didn't join until I had to because I wanted to post a story.

What I can say for certain is that if you have a low vote count, say under 15 a story, then the voters don't find your stories very compelling. Not compelling enough to give it a vote anyway. Since most every story here has above a 4.9 score I would say that anything below that isn't too hot. 4.6 is getting on the low end of quality.


I agree. Love this site but the scoring does not truly reflect the quality. I gave a three to a popular author that writes on a third grade level and she contacted me with an anger unparalleled. I actually wrote her a note explaining the score and that she needs to use fundamental writing rules. Avoid repetitive words. Use proper tense throughout etc. I eventually, for the purpose of peace, removed the three. Now I only score if it's a four or above. I'm not that great of author myself and have appreciated the comments of the more accomplished authors here.
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That's pretty common in California too.

"I done seen that bitch at the wig shop."

"I seen that movie already."

"I done that ho wrong." Followed by "I should take her to get her nails did."



True. California has its own language. The surfers and valley girls have influenced the culture.

Sup dude. Oh wow, that's sooo radical.
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OMG what? You saying you envy women's ability to fake orgasms Chuck? I don't understand why women would do it, so why would a man? What's the point of having sex at all?


Why? So your partner feels good about themselves. Sex can be awesome without a climax. Some times after hours and having already cum, I can't produce any more juice. I know my wife so well that it is obvious when she fakes it. I don't say anything because I know she does it for me. Her real orgasms involve her whole being. She spasms in her vagina, her body convulses, she shakes. The phony ones are verbal. "Oh, oh, oh, I'm coming. Don't stop."
My strongest love relationships are based on true lasting friendship. Including my wife. Greater love has no man than to lay down his life for a friend. The weakest love relationships I've experienced were all about sex. Including my FIRST wife.
I'd like to commend Gav and staff for giving us the delete button on the timeline page. Great improvement.

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I'm curious where some people got their driver's license because I think Cracker jack is issuing them again. Who the fuck makes a right turn from the left turn lane on one major road to another? Turn signals seem to be broken and now you're not sure if some idiot who is texting or looking for a stupid Pokemon. I'm not in the mood to get t-boned because you're too stupid to pay attention. I swear I'm going to invest in a dash-cam for my car just to post this shit on YouTube. At least it might get some laughs or some, "Holy shits!"


I agree. Some idiot rushed past me and then slowed down 15 miles an hour under the speed limit. There should be some way of filtering out ass holes on the drivers test.
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Inconsiderate people who have no reguard for your feelings whatsoever. When you tell them they just continue like you said nothing


Exactly! Or after they have totally destroyed you with words they say, "Sorry, I'm having a bad day."

I then kick them in the nuts and reply, "Me too!"
Okay here's one that pisses me off. That asshole down the block walks his mangy mutt on my grass and lets him take a dump. I'm gonna scoop it up with a shovel and throw it on the hood of his car.

Carol says he will retaliate and the situation will escalate. Women! Always trying to be peace makers.