Never again! I married my first wife after lust at first sight. She was a beauty contest winner. It was amazing how fast that beauty faded when her nature came out. Beauty is skin deep but ugly can go to the bone.
Then, I met Carol. The love of my life. No matter what happens our bond is unbreakable. That confidence and unity of mind is more important than sex any time. Funny thing is, when the other things are working, the sex is fantastic too.
Nope you are not the only one. There is another category called fit. I am into fit shapely women with confidence.
Honestly? Seldom. I have a wife with an insatiable sex drive. I buy viagra in the industrial strength.
Men: Werner, cock, wanger, love tool, ramrod, instrument of love, dick, erection, penis, and if you are clinical, phallus.
Women: Pussy, cunt, twat, vulva, Vijay, love tunnel, vagina, sperm bank, or womanhood.
I prefer she chooses..and ladies if you ask if the dress makes you look fat, the answer is probably yes, no matter what he says. I've never met a man with enough courage to tell the truth.
Okay, I'll bite.... Why?
This isn't a blond joke is it?
Before I sold my business, the wife and I did it in the office... On the shipping table... The assembly belt... And... What can I say? She has great business head.
Yeah but not like a real conversation. Just the groans, screams and moans.
Something like: Oh God Oh God! That it! Don't stop. Ahhhhhhhh
Not: What do you think about my mom staying with us for a couple days? Are you done yet?
I found most all my stories and poems on other sites. Good thing I just write for the fun of it. I'm such a beginner author, can't imagine why. With my good friend Mina (sweetestSins) it is a different story. She has published two novels and protects her work carefully. Weird one is that they stole my name too. Lol.
I'm getting too old to stress over the sins of others.
I had lunch once with Charlton Heston
My strongest love relationships are based on true lasting friendship. Including my wife. Greater love has no man than to lay down his life for a friend. The weakest love relationships I've experienced were all about sex. Including my FIRST wife.
Okay here's one that pisses me off. That asshole down the block walks his mangy mutt on my grass and lets him take a dump. I'm gonna scoop it up with a shovel and throw it on the hood of his car.
Carol says he will retaliate and the situation will escalate. Women! Always trying to be peace makers.