Close encounters of the third kind.
On my ex-wife's porch with her sister.
I could lie and say for hours if you include the nap following.
The best gift ever was when Carol said she was pregnant. Gawd I love being a dad.
1. Groundhog Day
2. Saving private Ryan.
3. The Departed
4. Shawshank Redemption
5. Oblivion
6. 2001 Space Odyssey
7. Edge of tomorrow
8. Top Gun
9. The Godfather
10. Rocky
In college my roommate would be doing his GF while I was trying to rest.
Sprite gets the the prettiest smile award
Carol gets the endurance award for putting up with me for twenty two years.
Bethany gets the high IQ award because I swear she knows more than ask google.
Kee gets the hard worker award for working as a mod and full time nurse and being a newly wed.
Reg gets the amazing poet award for her incredible award winning poetry. (She's kinda cute too.)
Buz gets the historical award for constantly showing his knowledge of history in the forum.
My wife accuses me of loving my car more than her. Nonsense. They both have great rear ends and headlights. But Carol gave me directions long before GPS. Plus guys lust after them both. What do you think.
We've had sex in every car I've owned but my XKE
An NBA team. Maybe buy the Lakers and rename them the Jerk-offs. Wait... that is what they are already called.
I would guess five minutes. Wait... including foreplay? Five and a half minutes.
You my dear friend are in a class by yourself. I see your tops on other sites too. ❤️?
Wait a minute. Let's think this over. I'm 6' 2" 210. If I beat up a 5 foot girl, won't I go to jail? And if by some miracle I let you win, I'd be the laughing stock of my Dojo. If I win I lose. If I lose I'm a loser.
Ok, I'll pass. I don't abuse women. How about mud wrestling instead?
Your delusional. Bring it on kitty girl. What do I get for winning?