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CleverFox
3 weeks ago
Straight Male, 59
0 miles · Colorado

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Quote by WellMadeMale
Tickling me with a feather or two is kind of fun. It's to use the whole chicken.


The whole chicken isn't , it is just kinky and
Quote by carnal_kitty01
Mounted Police!


Only if I get to mount you!
Yes. And knowing that she took the time to make this special makes her all that more sexy.
My dream job has more to do with my sense of self worth than it does with money. At the end of the day can I ask myself if I have made a valid contribution to humanity and answer with a yes then I am working my dream job.

As for being a male escort, why would I want to be a human dildo?
I work in construction testing concrete, soils and asphalt. I understand that keeping your nails in perfect order isn't always possible depending on the work each person does but that shouldn't be an excuse for crappy hygiene.

If I have asked a woman out on a date I an going to shave, shower, floss and brush and dress appropriately for the occasion. All of my clothing will be clean and there will be no holes or ragged edges. If we are going someplace that requires me to wear a suit then I will wear a suit that fits and is in the current style.

If I invite my date to my house then my house will spotless, the bed freshly made with clean sheets and the dog freshly bathed.

The reason I am going to make these extra efforts (and they aren't really all that extra) is to show her that I respect her and so she knows I am a person that won't embarrass her in public.

I believe that this is really the main thrust of this thread; Be careful how you present yourself because others will see and form their opinions of you based on that presentation.
I have been to some of the nude hot springs in Colorado. A female friend took me there with her the first time I went. It was a very nice setting but not a good pick-up place.

It really wasn't a big deal.
I once had a girlfriend offer me a threesome with her best friend. This particular girlfriend was from Ukrain and she was drop dead gorgeous. Her best friend was also very good looking. I said no for four reasons:

1. What am I going to get from her that I don't already get from you?

2. I don't have casual sex and I don't want to have feelings like that for anybody but you.

3. After we had this threesome, how would you feel if you walked into the apartment and you saw your best friend and me talking to each other? We are fully clothed and just talking. What would run through your mind?

4. And no matter what birth control you are using, nothing is 100%. How would you feel if your best friend returned six weeks later and told us that she was pregnant and I was the father?

Threesomes sound like they could be great fun but it also sounds like they have many hidden traps in them. If you have a rock solid relationship than you should be able to avoid the traps.
Aren't you afraid that she might start likening the toy better than you?
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Thank you Angel. That pretty much sums how I feel.
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Why don't you tell us about your last one-night-stand DoctorLove? Give us the when and where of it all. Was it with a stranger or somebody you know very well?
Quote by doctorlove
Red on the head, fire in the hole! I Think the right red head, like blondes or brunettes can be very sexy.


I am a red head and I remember my first girlfriend from college. She was pre-med at that time and not a red head but I put a huge fire in her hole.
My t-shirt has those mid length sleeves for playing baseball and it has a Superman insignia on it.
Text any of my ex's? I would rather shove a nail file in my eye.
Yes, while driving in the dark from a small town called Norwood to Telluride Colorado. I am glad the SUV I was driving was an automatic. I was driving through the San Miguel Canyon at about midnight while my date had Shania Twain's "Party for Two" blasting on the stereo. I don't think I could have handled a stick and clutch unless I had a third foot and third hand.
It has never happened to me. I did end up in bed with a girlfriend when I was in collage several days before our first date. The next girlfriend and I did go to bed with each other at the end of our first date.

The best was when I worked on a construction project by Telluride Colorado. I went to a county fair ground one Saturday morning where the county was having horse races. I ended the day in Telluride in the condo of a trust fund baby. She had some powerful lungs.
I would prefer a straight girlfriend. If she were bi what would I get from any of her female lovers that I don't already get from her? And to be perfectly honest, I don't like to share when it comes to lovers.
I never asked or tried to get anybody to cheat. I ask this because I had a girlfriend that told me she loved me and want to spend the rest of her life with me cheat on me. She is now married to the guy with which she cheated and I always wondered how he could trust her.

Also, I suspected that he could be a member of Lush. I am also fairly certain she would have a complete fit if she knew he visited any web sight like this. I was casting a line and I got a really big bite on it. After she officially dumped me and started dating him I ran into them once and he ran as quickly as he could from me leaving her alone with me. I remember as I talked to her she wouldn't look me in the eyes.

And by the way, I caught him looking for sex on line so I know he cheats on her at least by her own definition.

I will also say that I am much happier because she left me. I don't know if her situation is good or not. I just wish she would have been honest with me because I have no respect for her now.
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My boyfriend doesn't really try pleasing me as much. We have been dating almost a year and i can count on my hands how many times he has tried to please me. I'm more of the pleaser in our relationship. We have a lot of sex but it always seems like the same thing very rarely do we switch it up. So guys what do you think about pleasing your women? Is it just as importantt to you as what she does for you in the bedroom?




If you want something different then do you ever try to initiate something different and see if your boyfriend follows?

I don't know if you give your boyfriend any guidance but that can always be very helpful. He doesn't nessacerily know what pleases you and what doesn't please you if you don't let him know. I am not saying that you need to be a screaming banshee but a little bit of noise and movement if you like what he does can do wonders(some positive reinforcement).

I had a girlfriend tell me that I always knew what she wanted when she wanted it. She didn't realize it but she gave me very subtle hints with her body when she wanted something. Sometimes she used her hands to position my head, sometimes she would thrust her breasts out. She was very easy to read because she would react.

If you want your boyfriend to be a good lover, then the best thing to do is teach him in a subtle manner.


Now that is what I call "Going Commando".

I happen to be 1/8 Scottish myself.
Quote by doctorlove


That's what I have been told by the woman in my life.


Why did your wife tell you that? Did you ask her for a threesome?
Quote by TheDevilsWeakness


WOW! Really? You do realize you sound like an inconsiderate douchebag when you say it like that?

You shave your boys and you can let us all know when they itch.
After you whine about it a few times we can call you a Drama Queen.


ROFLMFAO. I did shave my boys for her and it did itch. I got in-grown hairs like you wouldn't believe. I didn't mean she was a drama queen about the shaving, she was just a drama queen in general.

I do realize I sound like an inconsiderate douchebag. I am doing it to get on a specific person's nerves. So TDW, I apologize for the collateral douching.
Quote by doctorlove
I hope so but doubt it.
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I once had a girlfriend that shaved her pussy for me when I asked her to do it. She had to stop because she said it itched too much. She was a huge Drama Queen anyway. I feel sorry for whomever she married.