It was a hot, sunny afternoon, and I had taken the day off from work. I had finished a couple of glasses of wine and decided to lie out by the pool. I went outside totally naked, not even bothering to wear a cover-up. I lowered myself into my lounge chair and released the back all the way down so I could stretch my body out in the warmth and not have to fuss with any tan lines. The wine went straight to my head, and I doz...