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CuriousAnnie
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Bisexual Female, 37
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Welcome my friend Mysteria, I see "our welcome wagoneer" has pinched a cannoli from you
Sure hope to see you here more
I think Lawn Mower Porn is a untapped area of writing... May I say next competition???
Sending hugs to you Gill I know you have been very busy taking care of your parents, I hope others in here take note of what you have been doing
With this evening May I close with this song and yes Barkeep a tall cold pint please
Well as soon as you mentioned competition and lawn mower porn ideas ... The grass was always greener on the other side of the fence, thought Buz-cut, as he spied his newly married neighbour edging, edging her herbaceous borders to be clear. He was still Black and Deckered that his wife had trimmed his sails, smoked his grass, and run off with the Victor, the Victor lawn mower salesman, leaving him with nothing to ride on and only shears to keep the lawn tidy. John Deered him about a Bad Boy and when he gazed at her lying on the longing grass dressed in a blade of material running up her bum, he Hayter-ed to admit it but John had a point ....
Now I must run, duty calls
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Afternoon all, I will have a coffee this Tuesday lunchtime.
I know this is an erotic site, but lawnmower porn is a bridge too far. Though to be fair the pics are a cut above Ping's lawnmower joke.
Those beers do look inviting, but with the pic posted at 6 am the timing didn't feel right.
Read another handful of competition entries which I really enjoyed. Great standard of writing in what I have seen so far. TCCarlson's Lips or Lipstick? could use some more votes to get above the 10 threshold.
I know this is an erotic site, but lawnmower porn is a bridge too far. Though to be fair the pics are a cut above Ping's lawnmower joke.
Those beers do look inviting, but with the pic posted at 6 am the timing didn't feel right.
Read another handful of competition entries which I really enjoyed. Great standard of writing in what I have seen so far. TCCarlson's Lips or Lipstick? could use some more votes to get above the 10 threshold.
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Good evening all, quiet end to my late shift, so I will have some tea and a delicious looking brownie.
A bank holiday and no rain Curvy, climate change perhaps? A cooler day in Sydney but the last week has reached into the twenties every day and the spring flowers continue to look gorgeous.
Now that my story is published (and thanks to the regulars here who have said such nice things about it) I am working my way through the other entries. Started with those who have read mine and have really enjoyed them so far. I just love how the competitions bring out such a diversity of approaches to story telling.
I am late to the discussion on cats, but the pic of a cat attacking a baby bird, Ping, is troubling. The general policy in Sydney is that cats should be kept indoors, particularly at night. Local government is starting to introduce cat curfews and many more cats are now kept indoors permanently. All domestic cats are registered and micro-chipped, which allows for the trapping of feral cats. This is all designed to protect the nest sites of birds, mostly parrots in our case. I think over time this will be legislatively enforced and outdoor pet cats will potentially become a thing of the past.
A bank holiday and no rain Curvy, climate change perhaps? A cooler day in Sydney but the last week has reached into the twenties every day and the spring flowers continue to look gorgeous.
Now that my story is published (and thanks to the regulars here who have said such nice things about it) I am working my way through the other entries. Started with those who have read mine and have really enjoyed them so far. I just love how the competitions bring out such a diversity of approaches to story telling.
I am late to the discussion on cats, but the pic of a cat attacking a baby bird, Ping, is troubling. The general policy in Sydney is that cats should be kept indoors, particularly at night. Local government is starting to introduce cat curfews and many more cats are now kept indoors permanently. All domestic cats are registered and micro-chipped, which allows for the trapping of feral cats. This is all designed to protect the nest sites of birds, mostly parrots in our case. I think over time this will be legislatively enforced and outdoor pet cats will potentially become a thing of the past.
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CuriousAnnie. check her out if you haven't already. the girl has range.
Thank you so much Rachel for your support and confidence in my writing.
I can't limit myself to one favourite or indeed 10 favourites. I really have so many stories outstanding I want to read. Currently my favourites come from the competition authors as I religiously read those stories and anyone specifically recommended in Rump's bar.
While I won't select a favourite, but I will mention Lucabydesign who doesn't get as many mentions here as he should.
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Congratulations and well done Chris.
And a personal vote of thanks for you help and support moderating some of my stories. You are a star.
Annie
And a personal vote of thanks for you help and support moderating some of my stories. You are a star.
Annie
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The Aardvarks
Alan Bown
Al Stewart
Amazing Blondel
Amazulu
Andromeda
Atomic Rooster
Audience
Aynsley Dunbar Retaliation
The Band
The Beatles
Billy Bragg
Black Uhuru
Blind Faith
Blodwyn Pig
Blood, Sweat and Tears
Bob Dylan
Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band
Brass Construction
Brian Auger
The Byrds
Canned Heat
Chicago
Christy Moore
The City Muffin Men
Colosseum
Country Joe and the Fish
Cream
David Bowie
Deep Purple
Donovan
The Doors
Dr John
Duster Bennett
Edgar Broughton Band
Emmerson, Lake and Palmer
Fairport Convention
Family
Fela Kuti
Fleetwood Mac
The Flock
Free
General Public
George Melly
Georgie Fame
Global Village Trucking Company
Graham Bond
Grateful Dead
The Groundhogs
Hawkwind
Hot Tuna
Howlin' Wolf
Humble Pie
Ian Dury
The Incredible String Band
It's a Beautiful Day
Jeff Beck
Jefferson Airplane
Jimi Hendrix
Joan Baez
Joe Cocker
John Mayall's Bluesbreakers
Johnny Winter
John Sebastian
Joni Mitchell
Julie Driscoll
Keef Hartley
Keith Christmas
Kid Creole and the Coconuts
King Crimson
Kris Kristofferson
Led Zeppelin
Leonard Cohen
The Maynard Ferguson Big Band
McKenna Mendelson Mainline
Melanie
Mighty Baby
Miles Davis
The Moody Blues
The Mothers of Invention
Mott the Hoople
The Nice
Paul Brady
The Paupers
Pentangle
Pete Brown
Peter Hammil
Peter, Paul and Mary
Pink Fairies
Pink Floyd
The Pogues
The Pretty Things
Procol Harum
Quintessence
Rainbow
Ralph McTell
Rare Bird
Redbone
Renaissance
Ritchie Havens
Ronnie Hawkins and the Hawks
Roxy Music
Santana
Savoy Brown
Sly and the Family Stone
The Smiths
Soft Machine
Spice
Squeeze
Stackridge
The Staple Singers
Steamhammer
Steel Pulse
Steppenwolf
Steve Jolliffe
Stiff Little Fingers
Strawbs
Supertramp
Taste
Ten Years After
Thin Lizzie
Third Ear Band
Three Dog Night
Tiny Tim
Tom Paxton
Tony Joe White
Traffic
Tyrannosaurus Rex
UB40
Van der Graaf Generator
Van Morrison
The Waterboys
Wayne Fontana and the Mindbenders
Weather Report
The Who
The Windfuckers
Yes
There are more, but I can't remember all the festivals I attended nor many of the bands which played at Midnight Court at the Lyceum Ballroom.
Wow Grace, oh my God, no post has impressed me more on Lush. The history of music, well modern it is better to say. One day we must chat, I would love to hear what the older stuff was like. Beatles, Dylan, Doors, Van Morrison, Who etc
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Evening all, I will have a white wine, well actually an Australian Riesling (that should tax you Rump) this Thursday evening. For you wine drinkers, life is not complete without tasting a South Australian Riesling, simply the best white wine in Australia.
Now I know it is 10 days since I have virtually trod these boards, but I have been busy. You guessed it, writing of course and my Kinky Fetish competition story is up. Thanks to Kee for her moderation and now it is up to you lot to see if I can eke out the required ten votes.
Now that I am done I will read all the other competition entries, having only sampled Susie's so far. Amazing what you can do with a shoe in Edinburgh.
And Milik since you sat El Henke needs the votes that is where I will start.
Kisses all, you can see I am in a good mood having finished writing
Now I know it is 10 days since I have virtually trod these boards, but I have been busy. You guessed it, writing of course and my Kinky Fetish competition story is up. Thanks to Kee for her moderation and now it is up to you lot to see if I can eke out the required ten votes.
Now that I am done I will read all the other competition entries, having only sampled Susie's so far. Amazing what you can do with a shoe in Edinburgh.
And Milik since you sat El Henke needs the votes that is where I will start.
Kisses all, you can see I am in a good mood having finished writing
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Now I know Susie and Curvy don't think of this as winter, but it was 25 degrees in Sydney yesterday; flowers particularly azaleas are in bloom and it is just gorgeous.
Enjoying a pleasant relaxing Saturday afternoon, having put my competition story to one side for a day or two. I have to do some serious editing as I am 500 words over. As usual I haven't read any others and won't until I finish mine, which hopefully I will do next week and therefore avoid TTT's icy glare reserved for latish submissions.
I could be tempted with a white wine or three.
Enjoying a pleasant relaxing Saturday afternoon, having put my competition story to one side for a day or two. I have to do some serious editing as I am 500 words over. As usual I haven't read any others and won't until I finish mine, which hopefully I will do next week and therefore avoid TTT's icy glare reserved for latish submissions.
I could be tempted with a white wine or three.
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Oh yes V, most of my stories include someone, or something that has been said to me, on lush. Oxford Street is the main exception to that.
HYE - found out you have been lied to repeatedly on Lush
HYE - found out you have been lied to repeatedly on Lush
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Just the right time to drop by. Above, does this mean we get to write together?
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my entire library is there. *shrugs* at least they're under my name.
Oh my I see what you mean, they have almost all of mine including the two I published on Lush 12 and 16 days ago. Also under my name I see.
They keep up to date, Kimmibegood's story published today (11th August) on lush is already on Sex Shelter.
The one story missing of mine is my Pride competition winning story. Is there a reason for that, I wonder?
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Evening all! We've had a good wee crowd in here today. Nice to catch up with everyone's news. Glad Terrance is on guard duty!
Definitely beer time here please, Rumps!
Morning all. I will have coffee to kick start my Friday. Good to see so many here.
A cold front with high winds expected today, a reminder that winter is not yet over.
I have made reasonable progress on my fetish story, but as I hear Gillian, Katherine, and Vanessa talk, I have a crisis of confidence about whether mine is weird enough. I was seriously tempted by Formicophilia, but while that is certainly pretty creepy I so couldn't convincingly write about being turned on by insects.
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I would love a drink this Monday afternoon. Perhaps a G&T to focus me on writing ✍️.I have my kink worked out, now to put a story around it. Funny thing about this bar. The time it records is NZ time, so we Aussies feel behind the times. I can almost hear Laura saying... well no need to supply Trans-Tasman banter, it is a comedy staple around these parts.
Ah nothing says true love louder than writing together. Susie if you were virtually invisible doesn’t that make you a sprite. And what does that mean, a cuter accent when we are tasered. Good that you were outside the day of the Irish ☘️ summer.
Well that is all for me, I think spring has sprung and the flowers ? are in bloom.
Ah nothing says true love louder than writing together. Susie if you were virtually invisible doesn’t that make you a sprite. And what does that mean, a cuter accent when we are tasered. Good that you were outside the day of the Irish ☘️ summer.
Well that is all for me, I think spring has sprung and the flowers ? are in bloom.
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Happy Friday Rumps fam. How are we all?
I'm quite excited for the new comp theme. I have a few vague ideas forming already.
Drinks are on me, go nuts!
I know, I am excited about the competition too Laura, but wondering if my ideas (vanilla girl that I am) aren't really weird enough.
Go wild you say ... generous though dangerous when there are Australians in the house ... well I will start with a G&T.
Hope you aren't to cold Laura, it has been around 20 degrees of late here, but today it is 14 and I cant wait for winter to be over
Now as for the argument, LYFBUZ, that Canadians are pure and innocent, there is this University of Quebec report that shows
"Of the Canadian men and women considered, 35 percent agreed they liked voyeurism, 26 percent fetishism, 26 percent in frotteurism and 19 percent in masochism. Interestingly, masochism and fetishism were not significantly different between Canadian women and men. In fact, masochism was found to be associated with more diverse sexual interests and connected to higher sex life satisfaction."
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Yes you do have so experimenting to do.
I have an idea for the comp. It's weird. Remember a certain Beatle's album cover that was banned? It's along those lines.
The purge begins...NOW. Just swallowed 4 Ducolax tablets. LJ's response (via text): "Good luck. Ew." That about sums it up.
Now, having had my father go through this, we so don't need a running commentary. You purge in private.
I googled the Beatle's album cover as I had never heard of it. Weird to be honest and I found the following quote
“We’d done a few sessions with [Whitaker] before this, and he knew our personalities,” remembered Paul McCartney in an interview for the Beatles Anthology. “He knew we liked black humor and sick jokes. And he said, ‘I have an idea – stick these white lab coats on.’ It didn’t seem too offensive to us. It was just dolls and a lot of meat. I don’t really know what he was trying to say, but it seemed a little more original than the things the rest of the people were getting us to do.”
So a picture of the band draped in slabs of raw meat and cigarette-burned doll parts has given you a fetish idea Verbal. My fetish ideas are obviously way too tame
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sweet tea is then Kat..
Taser Tart wasn't mine, that was Rumps creation. I just used it.. Gotta give proper credit where its due.
You could come over all poetic Scott, that may help
Taser Tart, oh Taser Tart
Effervescent romantic art
Pain off the chart
For an old fart
You have my heart
If only it will re-start
I tried to play my part
Flowers from Wal-mart
Worse than Cupid's dart
Stepping out with Taser Tart
If you want me, I am at the Emergency Department of an unnamed Sydney hospital, hoping our security holds up.
Thanks for posting my links Green_Man, I clearly had a blond moment.
Coffee for me this Thursday lunchtime, the weather is till pleasantly fine around 20 degrees and the spring flowers are blooming.
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The drinks look so delicious, but sadly at 8:30 on Wednesday morning it is a tad early for alcohol even for an Aussie Lushie.
So coffee for me. And to let you know how I have been keeping myself busy this winter, giggles.
A flash from down under, for a second time in a week,
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And for those that missed the first skirt swirling flash, here is another glimpse,
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Two little flashes that deserve your full attention, one lusty and one a touch sadder.
What was that Rump ... oh I see.
Apparently, smoothing down my skirt so it just covers my butt, the Notorious competition is over and the usual public morality rules apply.
What are they Rump? Heaven knows I had thought morality was in short supply around here, more watered down than the drinks.
Oh I see Rump, you say it is an Occupational Health and Safety rule.
The sight of a young (that is a kind thing to say to a 30 year old) lady's (charitable, but not the most accurate thing I have every been called) thong-less (Translation for the Antipodes: Rump doesn't mean bare feet) nether regions is too stressful for the hearts of the those nursing their whiskey and dreaming of days long past.
Another coffee for me and then there is work to be done.
P.S. Rump if there are OHS rules what about 7-up's beep-beep taser!!
So coffee for me. And to let you know how I have been keeping myself busy this winter, giggles.
A flash from down under, for a second time in a week,
https://
And for those that missed the first skirt swirling flash, here is another glimpse,
https://
Two little flashes that deserve your full attention, one lusty and one a touch sadder.
What was that Rump ... oh I see.
Apparently, smoothing down my skirt so it just covers my butt, the Notorious competition is over and the usual public morality rules apply.
What are they Rump? Heaven knows I had thought morality was in short supply around here, more watered down than the drinks.
Oh I see Rump, you say it is an Occupational Health and Safety rule.
The sight of a young (that is a kind thing to say to a 30 year old) lady's (charitable, but not the most accurate thing I have every been called) thong-less (Translation for the Antipodes: Rump doesn't mean bare feet) nether regions is too stressful for the hearts of the those nursing their whiskey and dreaming of days long past.
Another coffee for me and then there is work to be done.
P.S. Rump if there are OHS rules what about 7-up's beep-beep taser!!
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Morning all, another cool fine day in the South. Even more spring flowers around which makes this my favourite time of the year.
Coffee for me, as I want to spend a free hour of two this Monday morning writing. And if there is cake well count me in.
Also trying to catch up on the stories I missed when on holiday and then reading all the contest entries. So many to choose from and not enough time.
Coffee for me, as I want to spend a free hour of two this Monday morning writing. And if there is cake well count me in.
Also trying to catch up on the stories I missed when on holiday and then reading all the contest entries. So many to choose from and not enough time.
