Quote by lafayettemister
If it is ok, have her fling it at me.
Here you go...
run away...run away...run away...
(sorry, I can't help myself)
CurlyFries
Here you go...
run away...run away...run away...
(sorry, I can't help myself)
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CurlyGirly
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 56
United States
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Here you go...
run away...run away...run away...
(sorry, I can't help myself)
CurlyFries
Answering the phone with "my little pony pussy hotline" and having him laugh so hard he started coughing. Eyes are watering. 
CurlyFries
Quote by rjwi2008
Is it OK to have a fling even though married if sexually frustrated at home?
I think you should text this exact question to your spouse.
"Baby, as you know, I'm sexually frustrated, is it OK if I have a fling?"
Get back to us and let us know her response.
Would you be OK if she were to have a fling?
CurlyFries
Quote by silveranode
The only way to enjoy the party is to sit back relax and enjoy.
A 'Flute' of chilled 'Moet', some fine wafer biscuits spread with pate and topped with slices of fresh strawberries.
Welcome to the party, silveranode!
Sorry, we don't have any of the above, but we have plenty of the below! 
CurlyFries
Quote by TheDevilsWeakness
You've obviously missed the point of it all. Quit acting like a smug and superior prick. Your constant need to brag about yourself is fucking irritating me.
If you really knew how to fuck, why do you ask so many gawddamn questions?? Shouldn't you just automatically know?
You seem like a nice guy, but damn dude. Quit trying so fucking hard!
Thank you and Merry Christmas. I'll cover this one!
Quote by SereneProdigy
Jealous? I'm not jealous at all : he's the one that would be if we met. Okay I'll compare myself to him :
His superiority :
- 1 inch or so more than me cock wise (like I care!)
My superiority :
- Fitter than he his, which is advantageous both looks wise and performance wise
- Better cunnilingus abilities than him, until proven otherwise in a scene
- Cumshots twice as big as his
- I'm a romantic ; you have no idea what a romantic can do in the name of love
All of which being actually very true and serious.
I think your quote right here is a perfect example why women like him. I could never imagine him saying something like this. He's comfortable and confident with who he is. He doesn't need to ram it down people's throats about how sexy he is, how fit he is, how big his dick is, or or how great he is at giving oral. His actions do all the talking.
CurlyFries
Quote by kinkygirl
What makes you think a guy will win Curious?
You tell him, KG!
I think Curious is getting a bit cocky thinking he'll take the win!
CurlyFries
Quote by Mazza
You could try a little role play? Maybe talk about some fantasies...
You could download some audios from lush and listen to them on the drive and then discuss what you liked about them, talk about what you would do...
(You're welcome to use any of my audios lol)
I had someone do this with one of my audio stories. He told me before the vacation, and I received great feedback when they returned.
Also, I love trolling through the forums looking for great conversation starters. Besides the pubes and boobs, there are some interesting questions.
CurlyFries
Jerkoff contest, huh? I brought some help for the guys, not that they'll need it!
And supplies!
And to the winner goes...
And supplies!
And to the winner goes...
CurlyFries
Quote by lafayettemister
Aww shucks. W, you're gonna make me blush. Flatterer.
Welcome back.
And here I thought he meant me!
Who knew?? I definitely love the people here!
CurlyFries
Having about 100 friends all with birthdays on 01/01. Now, what in the hell are the odds of that?? 
CurlyFries
I love listening to Christmas music during December when I'm cleaning, decorating, and baking, all of which I've been doing today, so it's been non-stop Christmas music. 
However, I don't listen to it in the car or exercise to it or anything like that.
However, I don't listen to it in the car or exercise to it or anything like that.
CurlyFries
Quote by ginger86
hey kinks, kinda look like wolvie and cg are reenacting the dance scene from pulp fiction
Fucking Laughed! Out! Loud!!!!
This...
Plus this...
Equals this...
Only on Lush!
CurlyFries
Quote by kinkygirl
And I see CG is doing her happy dance to.
DAYUM! I need to shave my pussy!
CurlyFries
Actually, the fakes who chap my ass the most are ex -Lush friends. They create new accounts, send new requests, and act like they're someone I've never been friends with before. Eventually, they slip up, and I usually figure out who they are or at least that we were friends previously. It's happened more than once and one guy has done this to me about 5 times so far. Grrrrr Makes me suspicious of new friends. 
CurlyFries
Quote by wolverine15
Excellent advice. As for the actual date of my choice it would be relaxing at the lake with some IPA's, and talking about everything under the sun. No pressure, quality time learning about each other in a relaxed environment.
Beer...the way to a woman's heart!
Sounds like a great date to me, and I know the perfect lake. 
CurlyFries
Quote by Klox
So I have always wondered what women thought about getting facials? I am a man and I wont do it anymore. Don't get me wrong I am not someone who rallies for women's rights and stuff but I think giving a women a facial is the most demeaning thing. When I used to do it I felt pitty for the women as she got up and went to clean her face off. I couldn't look her in the eyes with my cum all over her face. And after I did it to a chick I couldn't think of her as an equal. Maybe its just me but I cant give facials anymore! What do you women think?
I agree. Totally don't like facials or cum in my hair.
I wouldn't think of a guy who did it as my equal either; more of a low-life douchebag twat, but that's just me.
Did I mention I really don't care for them? 
CurlyFries
Quote by Lilkate
I am surprise that you were surprised. It seems that you have been a member since 2006 and posted over 370,000 times and never crossed your mind that some of these photos or profiles are fake. This site is like most things on the internet, as real as you want it to be.
Ummmm, "guest" is not a Lush member, it's a place where all the forum posts go to reside when someone deletes their account. Sorta like Lush heaven.
CurlyFries
Quote by wolverine15
And you thought I was gone?
No shopping for me today!
I would rather do this than shop anyway!
