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Oh CG, you know just the right buttons to push!

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Oh sweet Jesus yes! Especially at a distance to start say either end of bed at least, the view is surely the ignition for something furious!

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Oh god, there is nothing quite as sexy as a man letting go and showing you how he touches himself, that's a knee wobbler in my book!

That is not an invite for any Tom DICK, or Harry to send wank vids, i'm just saying, with that certain someone it is a beautiful thing x

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Melt in your mouth, chocolate -or- Hard all day suckers

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It's not hard to drive in heels.

The most important piece of advice, however, is this - if the stem of your shoe heel is covered in leather, fabric or any kind of embellishment other than something very hard and durable, you run the risk of fucking up the back of that heel with repeated driving because of the angle of the shoe and direct-scuffing when manipulating the pedals. Be careful. I've wrecked some really beautiful shoes doing that.

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For my potato lovin' pal

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I got into a dispute in a chat room with a member, and said member went and told a friend what happened. He came into the chat room and used the "Sneers at..." option in the chat action prompts. In the midst of laughing my ass off, I politely asked him if there were a reason I was being sneered at. He told me I knew why...and I said no. And then he proceeded to tell me that no one fucks with his friends. I told him the issue had nothing to do with him and his internet bravado act was amusing. He said it became his problem when I fucked with his friend. And then he proceeded to threaten to spam my inbox with Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black links...enough to make me miserable enough to delete my account. I thanked him for the warning and proceeded to block him. A mod got involved, and it ended hilariously. Apparently he has a habit of deleting and recreating his account, so he found his way off my block list...and to this day all he does is suck up when he sees me and talks to me about shit that I don't care about...like really going out of his way to engage me in conversation. One of the most hilariously bazaar things I've ever experienced here. Also, I've seen people get virtually punched in chat rooms. It's really all pathetic. It's the fucking internet...people really take it too far sometimes. These are usually the ones who live their lives completely through the internet and just get caught up and can't get a grip. Sad cases, in my honest opinion.

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I know this is my second time quoting you in this thread. I promise I'm not a stalker. I'm just reading all the posts backwards because I have nothing better to do. Anyhoo, I have a funny story to share.

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This begs for a caption

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serious answer, tho, no, it's not hard if you're used to doing it - that said, if i've an extreme heel on, i'll kick them off and drive barefoot, just to be on the safe side or throw on some sneakers (i keep a pair of converse under the seat usually) and change in heels once i get to where i'm going.

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This might have been useful a month or so ago:

http://writetodone.com/2008/07/30/how-to-write-funny/

Congrats, Annie, Tashtego and CG (enjoy that spud!).

Tip #1: Be the joke. There’s only one way to make fun of something without offending anyone else, and that’s if you’re making fun of yourself. Your readers will welcome the invitation to laugh with you. This applies to poking fun at your accoutrements as well – parents, spouses, siblings, children, dogs, hamsters and fish. Never make fun of the cat.

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For the first time ever in my Lush judging career, my first choice won! (Congratulations CG!!!!!)

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For the record, I've never been with a guy who had the audacity to even think that he could get away with calling me a bitch or a ho. As others have said before me, the 'Bad Boy' look is what appeals to us. And the rebel persona...going against the grain. That sort of thing. Not being disrespectful and a total wad of fuck.

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Not potato pizza with rosemary, olive oil and rock salt?

Lamb cutlets with cous cous and steamed greens.

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Good just so long as we stick to those parameters. I know I am the sweetest guy around but I do have my limits!