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CurlyGirly
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 57
United States
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CurlyFries
Quote by 60questions
have you ever fantasized about having sex with your brother in-law
Are you off school today and your parents are working or something?
CurlyFries
Quote by Mazza
You know, CG, I heard there was a market for tickets to watch us record this... Just saying that we could turn this to our advantage and possibly sell off some of that used panty mountain we've been accruing??
"Roll up, roll up, get yer used panties here!!!
Take a whiff, choose your colour!
We got thongs, tangas, briefs, boyshorts, bloomers (they're CG's), bellywarmers, g-strings, high-legs, white ones, black ones, cotton ones, satin too...
Anything you want, we got the lot!
Get them while they're hot, they're loveleeeeeee..."
Oh god, sorry
Good lord, Woman!! It's only Thursday. How many J&D's have you had this evening????
CurlyFries
Quote by Mazza
Most of my stories now have audios - love to hear what you think of them! (be warned though, some of them are quite long! I've had lovely feedback about them. As far as I am aware, people like to download them to their phones and stuff and listen to them when it suits, like on long journeys and stuff)
Wildcat has a couple (she has a very sexy voice)
Curlygirly has one (and the two of us are presently trying to figure out a way of recording an audio between us, for a story which we wrote together:Curlygirly and Mazza's BIG Sandwich - Part 1: Getting Ready )
Saga has some, she reads her poetry beautifully, really brings it to life!
Moon has quite a few audios of her poems and she has the most divine husky voice!
Lauralee_Sugah has a fair few and she is like... Rrrrrrr - her poem, I love your cock is AMAZING!!
ShyLass also has lots of audios - her voices and reading are quite something and sure to raise more than a smile!! You won't know whether to be happy or horny! (hint: you'll be BOTH!)
Those are just the ladies I could think of, from the top of my head, sorry if I missed anyone out...
Will you let us know how you get on?
We really do need to get this done. I thought Gurlyboy was going to be our tech support on this?
I can read my parts in audacity, but haven't a clue after that. OP: A few of my pervy male friends also seem to immensely enjoy the voice of SensualSharon, so you might want to give her a listen as well.
CurlyFries
You might find these answers helpful, too! 
Previous "Built for Sex" thread
Previous "Built for Sex" thread
CurlyFries
Quote by Nikki703
So Where's The Party At?
We're in double Secret Squirrel talks right now about that very thing. Stay tuned...
If you care to throw out some ideas, we're listening.
CurlyFries
Quote by nicola
I don't care much for cock pics in public galleries. I'd keep them private if I were you
This.
Although my AV is nude, so take that for what it's worth.
My pics are private. 
CurlyFries
Quote by crazydiamond
i'm artist jesus! i don't look at spelling
hahahaha i was so more concerned with symetry and centering my bad examples and body text.
You're "artist jesus?" Is that how you sign your work???
Leaving now...
CurlyFries
Quote by LoveLoveLove
What are three things that guys do that turn you off?
Three Things that turn me off:
1. When they say things like.. Sweet-heart, Slut, Bitch, Cunt, Whore, Baby.
Or Phrases like: "She Wants the D." There's a fine line between A Girl Being Naughty and a Girl being a "Prostitute."
2. Guys with bad Grammar Or don't make sense. - Who's that you are Drinking? Good Look. - Like.. what are you trying to say..?
3. Guys who are Arrogant; There is a difference between being arrogant and being confident.
Ha! I had to Google that. I thought I knew what it might be and I was right, but still had to Google.
Men really say that?? Only two come to mind for me.
1. Cocky guys. I like confidence, but can do without cocky.
2. Guys who take themselves too seriously/can't laugh at themselves.
Quote by dudalicious
Dude, you can come be judgmental with me, but I don't want the D. (There! Did I say that right?)
CurlyFries
Quote by crazydiamond
Yes these is perfect:
Agreed! (these is??? )Not a fan of commando.
CurlyFries
Quote by ginger86
Ginger, it looks like it's time to get the party started!
CurlyFries
Nikki, I was doing some shopping with all that extra cash we have, and I think these would look hot on you!!
CurlyFries
WooHoo! I finally made it back for a Titty Tuesday. I was thinking about cutting down on coffee and switching to tea. This looks like a fine establishment to try. Maybe we could have a field trip there or something.
CurlyFries
Introduce the title of your story: Curlygirly and Mazza's Big Sandwich Part 1 - Getting Ready
Genre/Category: MILF
Provide the link: CurlyGirly and Mazza's Big Sandwich
1. What first inspired you to write this particular story? Mazz and I had been kicking around the idea of a story based on the Big Sandwich thread for quite awhile. We finally decided we were going to write a story for a Big Sandwich New Year's Eve party, but got behind schedule, so it's a different type of party now. Just not telling until Part 2 comes out.
2. How did you come up with these characters? The characters are based on Mazz, and I, and the dialogue in the story is pretty close to how we normally interact on Lush. We also have several cameos by Lush friends.
3. How does it differ from some of your other stories? I've never written a bi-curious story, so it was definitely strange writing about sex/attraction to another woman.
4. What was the most challenging thing about writing this piece? Trying to keep it a good balance of funny and sexy.
5. Anything else you want to tell us about it? The story is kind of a porny Lucy and Ethel Do Dallas.
Genre/Category: MILF
Provide the link: CurlyGirly and Mazza's Big Sandwich
1. What first inspired you to write this particular story? Mazz and I had been kicking around the idea of a story based on the Big Sandwich thread for quite awhile. We finally decided we were going to write a story for a Big Sandwich New Year's Eve party, but got behind schedule, so it's a different type of party now. Just not telling until Part 2 comes out.
2. How did you come up with these characters? The characters are based on Mazz, and I, and the dialogue in the story is pretty close to how we normally interact on Lush. We also have several cameos by Lush friends.
3. How does it differ from some of your other stories? I've never written a bi-curious story, so it was definitely strange writing about sex/attraction to another woman.
4. What was the most challenging thing about writing this piece? Trying to keep it a good balance of funny and sexy.
5. Anything else you want to tell us about it? The story is kind of a porny Lucy and Ethel Do Dallas.
CurlyFries
Quote by Dudealicious
Oh shit! I can just hear it now, listen to the two accents below.......quite the combination!
I've had several people guess my Chicago accent when I'm out of town, which is crazy, because I don't have an accent.
Maybe I just say "da bears" too much?? 
CurlyFries
Quote by lafayettemister
I keep telling CG to wash her damn thongs occassionally. No one wants to play in her bloody thongs. Hurry up menopause, CG needs you.
Hahahaha! I think you are so wrong about that LM. I bet there is a kinky market for that as well. Mazz and I looked into that when we were trying to get investors for our used panty vending machines.
Can't stop laughing reading these posts.
CurlyFries
Quote by Nikki703
HAHA!! So True.....................Hey Wait A Minute, I Like Light Beer!
I like it too, Nikki. Maybe a bit too much. Oh well, I guess I'll stick to my coffee on this fine Monday morning.
If you haven't had a chance yet Big Sammich revelers, please read the new Big Sandwich story. Most of you make a great cameo appearance. Thanks so much for playing along with us in this thread! There would be no meat in the Sandwich without you!
CurlyGirly and Mazza's Big Sandwich!
CurlyFries
Quote by Mazza
Oh god! I am laughing so hard right now!!! Can you imagine us doing this??? REALLY???
I doubt that we'd be able to speak for giggling (mind you, that might add to the story...)
Well, we will look into it and see if it's possible - does anyone have any ideas of how we could actually manage this, given that we're on different continents?
What do you reckon, CG? You up for it?
Completely laughing at the thought. Awesome! I can't even imagine how many takes it would be before we got through it from laughing so hard.
I'm totally game for sexing Mazz up on audio! I think it would be awesome! However, I have no idea how we would do it? Anyone have a clue?
CurlyFries
I'll dedicate this to my above partner in crime and to our new story.
CurlyGirly and Mazza's Big Sandwich
CurlyGirly and Mazza's Big Sandwich
CurlyFries
Quote by wolverine15
Are they edible?
Would it stop you if they weren't?
I think it's time for some music.
CurlyFries
Quote by ginger86
You asked for it!
So, now I guess it's just Bottoms Up!
CurlyFries
Quote by wolverine15
GRRRRR ACKK SNIGGILY WICKETS!!! GACK!!!
Sorry random tourettic out burst *SHIT*!
Please continue
Ahhh, some things never change!
Went shopping today. What do you think of my new thong??
CurlyFries
Yes, please. Tendon of inner thigh is my fave. Teeth marks and a little bruising are welcome. I'm good with all other places as well: shoulders, nipples, neck, etc.
You don't need to go all vampire and draw blood, though.
I'm good with all other places as well: shoulders, nipples, neck, etc. You don't need to go all vampire and draw blood, though.
CurlyFries
Quote by lifeafterdeath
Dude, why you gotta go bitch up my post with your complete and utter lack of common sense?
Quote by Dudealicious
Utter lack of common sense? I think it's you that lacks that.
If you treat women like this and are not afraid to call them a bitch, means you're an ass. That's why you're having a hard time keeping women.
Lets say your lady friend wants to go to a movie and you're tired from a long day of mowing lawns. You want to stay home and sip on some iced tea, but she starts to get impatient and pressures you to go.
You're thinking in your head (based on your previous posts) "what a bitch". So you get off the couch and ask your parents if you can borrow the Oldsmobile to get to the theater. The whole time you can stop thinking "you're such a bitch, but I want to fuck you tonight".
The movie ends and you start getting intimate in the car and start kissing. She breaks it off to talk about the movie, asking you about the love scene. You roll your eyes thinking "Ahhh just shut up bitch". She feels you pulling away and presses her head against the window and says she's tired, and wants to go home.
Poof relationship done, and all you can think of is "she's such a bitch, we could have been good together!"
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Sucks when people actually remember what you post doesn't it?
Completely agree. Sort of along the lines of what I was thinking, Dude. OP, you come off as very disrespectful to women (actually, just disrespectful in general), and I'm sure that boils over into your real life as well.