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CurlyGirly
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 57
United States
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CurlyFries
I think I need some No-Doz in my coffee this morning, but I'll take a pass on the Toxic Waste Dump brew. *yawn* You promise tomorrow will be Friday?
CurlyFries
Quote by lovewhenuswallow
Do you like/mind kissing a guy with a moustache?
Do you like/mind being eaten by a guy with a moustache? or does it feel like there's a bug crawling around your crotch
I've decided to grow one for the 1st time ever , never let it get past stubble stage until now. Right now it's startin to fill in, it's a bit coarse and i keep plaing with it. Atleast i can keep my hand off my dick now. Advice please?
Gotta be honest, that visual is NOT helping. I don't like mustaches at all. All mustaches are porn staches to me. Sorry.
CurlyFries
Quote by chefkathleen
So English isn't your first language either?
CK, I just think you're picking up on their Alabama accent.
Southern accents get me every time. I can hardly ever understand LM or at least I pretend I don't. 
CurlyFries
Quote by JamieW
I like receiving, Not giving though because I'm straight
I don't think that makes you straight. I think that makes you selfish?
I know it's different for men and women as far as being acceptable or whatever as far as "straightness," but I can't imagine a woman saying the same thing. "I like a woman to lick my pussy, but I'm not licking hers because I'm straight."
CurlyFries
I think we need to get these wedding plans into high gear. BP looks like she's getting a bit anxious.
Tell, looks like BP wants final say on a few of your groomsman and bachelor night choices.
Tell, looks like BP wants final say on a few of your groomsman and bachelor night choices.
CurlyFries
"Mama" Cass Elliot died in the same London apartment, in 1974, which Keith Moon would die in four years later.
Happy Monday!
Happy Monday!
CurlyFries
Quote by annmssb
My hsuband seems to like this. A lot. I don't understand it but there it is. He has eaten me after and then had sex with me. There has never been more than one man at a time but sometimes they will ejaculate more than once. For me, at that stage I am extremely sensitive almost to the point of pain.
Quote by annmssb
I have to say that I can only tell you how I feel about it from a before and after standpoint. I had never done anything like this before all alone. It felt wierd. I personally felt used by my husband and then used by the man I was with. Afterwards, I felt guilty for some reason and when i got home and was greeted by my husband and experienced his reaction, it was better, maybe more than better. I'm still thinking about it.
OK, I've read a few of your posts, Ann, like the ones above. I have to ask, why do you keep going along with it all? You seem to be a less than thrilled/willing participant. If you're sharing yourself with other men only to get your husband's rocks off, you need to stop that shit.
Just read your own posts. I'm not a guy, so I shouldn't answer thread, but if I were to answer, the idea makes me queasy.
CurlyFries
Quote by rg2020
How do you consider the sex which works for money...?
Honestly, I wish the guys would quit charging me so much, but what's a horny single woman to do???
CurlyFries
Quote by Nikki703
Whenever I hear this it reminds me of ending scene from Dazed And Confused!
Me, too!! Can't help it, this makes me laugh. The Hoff and a mariachi band.
Updated version of 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover? That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
She was caught in a mudslide
Eaten by a lion
CurlyFries
Quote by TheDevilsWeakness
Sorry DD... It's my fault.
Everyone asked me who the other girl was in the picture.
I used to post this to all the lovely friend requests and black boxes I used to get asking for a bikini picture of me.
But it seems it might've backfired on you. I figured as one of my fellow Canadians it would make it more plausible.
Maybe I should start saying it's She or CurlyGirly?
C'mon everyone knows that Midwestern girls are never that big!!
Goodness, my compression stockings don't seem to be doing the trick these days. 
I seem to have quite the FUPA as well. 
CurlyFries
Quote by adele
Damn, leave for a bit and see what I miss! Congrats you two. Here are some more wedding dress ideas:
So great to have you back, Adele!!
BP and Tell, what are your thoughts on a bondage-themed wedding?
CurlyFries
As I've told her many times, it's booblicious! And I don't even dig chicks no matter what she says.
CurlyFries
Quote by Dudealicious
I know dead sexy isn't he?
C'mon, how can a woman resist that scruffy fur, long nails, and fierce personality? And don't get me started on his territory marking skills and sexual signaling (thank you, Wikipedia).
CurlyFries
Quote by lafayettemister
Ah yes, the "I'm gonna be me no matter what" defense. Also known as the "it's ok that I'm an asshole because I'm an honest asshole" defense.
I will say it again. LM, your honest assholedness is one of the qualities I just LURV about you!
Now, I'm going to go on about my day and try not to be kidnapped.
I swear I'm gonna log off for a whole hour or two. 
CurlyFries
Quote by wolverine15
Just 1? Uhhhh yeah *hiccup*
Quote by Scooter
LOL,
I was thinking the same thing wolverine.
But honest, I was keeping an eye on CG, and she only had one. Moments before she had the next one
Thanks for the glowing endorsements, Boys!! *sheesh* People are going to think...well...that I'm a Lush or something!!
I woke up at 3:30 this morning in a blast furnace. It was eighty FRICKIN seven degrees in the house. Had to turn off furnace and couldn't go back to sleep, so I'll need a few extra cups of that coffee, Rump.
Need to figure out the furnace issue and get new brakes today. For some extra fun, maybe I'll throw in a root canal. I'm pretty sure I'm not stopping at one drink this evening.
CurlyFries
Scooter, you're such a boy scout. What a huge help you are!
I'm sure the bunnies appreciate all your help, Scooter.
Quote by scooter
A Blonde Bridesmaids theme!
I'd be happy to sew a bunny tail on each one of those dresses if that would help
I'm sure the bunnies appreciate all your help, Scooter.
CurlyFries
Quote by amberlyn
I think about my boyfriend and how he feels and his voice oh wow his voice does it everytime. I have found myself masturbating while listening to him talk on the phone and I orgasm so hard I have to mute the phone so he doesn't know what I am doing it feels so naughty but exciting to me. I don't think he has ever caught on to it. lol
No, no, no!! Don't you hide that. You need to let him hear what you're doing, and what he does to you.
Speaking from experience, a spontaneous masturbation session IRL or over the phone certainly adds some spice to the relationship. I always find it a fun way to tease if he calls right before he goes into a meeting or something. As far as what I fantasize about? Wolverine. What else? Great movie, hot guy!
CurlyFries
Quote by doctorlove
when talking to your girlfriends about how big someone is, how do you explain this, is it how far your hand reaches around or what? Do you take into consideration that her hands may be smaller or larger than yours? Also, what is good for you?
If someone is taller than me I just raise my hand over my head to indicate how much taller I think they are. If shorter, I put my hand on my body where I think they might come up to, (i.e., chin or boobage). If someone is overweight, I put my arms out in a round shape to indicate how far my arms would go around their stomach and puff out my cheeks. Kinda like that.
It's not an exact science, so I don't think differing hand sizes make much of a difference.