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DBarclay
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DBarclay
Mr Nobody
Most men will tell you whatever you want to hear if the the one eyes trouser snake can get indoors
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Quote by sexy96
If someone cheats on u should u just leave them or give them a change


Get out the big wood chipper ....
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Overcomplicated for me The colonials will want to screw it up anyway
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Quote by MilfBeauty
I like being in control but there is nothing like a man coming up behind you when you are doing an everyday thing and just taking you right there making you his slave for those moments in time ..........


Does this happen a lot in Wisconsin
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Quote by Birdie
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I might do it for you Mr. Barclay...if you said please, please, pretty please.

Right OK .. its not looking right .. let me help you take it off
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Quote by gypsymoth
[, you precious man, you.

Damn .. you heard about my $5 lottery win already
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Quote by Woman
A pregnant woman is not permitted to fly during her third trimester unless she has a doctors certificate.



Not true ..most will take you up to 4 weeks to go without cert ...unless multiple or problems
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Quote by nicola
Oh noes, you had to remind me about malt loaf. I've not found it down under. Can you email me some?

Not even if you whistle Dixie ... its all mine .....
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Quote by nicola
Quote by DBarclay
A Walls steak and kidney pie would be nice about now


That's a brand I'll never forget.

I bet you love Branston Pickle too.



I have that and Picallili imported
last weeks arrival was battenburg and soreen malt loaf
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Quote by Whiphand
Hi - Can someone give me the answer to two questions relating to re-submitting a rejected story please?
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I just scanned your first story ...

Good length

improvement could be made with a few points
"Remember," he said, "that closing quotation marks go on the outside of the punctuation, not the inside."

And dialogue should be separated by paragraphs. Each time a different character speaks, this should start a
new paragraph, even if it is only a single word....

And keep ellipses to a very minimum
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Those and plenty more are scattered all over the internet
I am fortunate in a way that having seen terrible things many times it now has
no effect on me
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Quote by nicola
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You have to post more


What !!! with all the sex perverts on this site ..
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Quote by Mathusela
I just accidentally deleted a nearly completed story. I can't be the only one who's ever done this. Share my pain and frustration!


What do you write it in ...

I use Word and every 1000 word I make a copy
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can just imagine the embarrassment when the sun shone for the first time!!! What a cock up!!!
They didn't consider the sun when designing this wall...
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Quote by Oneline
Happy 1000 posts DBarclay!!


Thank you I noticed that ....

although it seems I must have offended somebody to cause
deletion as I am back to under a 1000..
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Quote by LushPrincess
Pushy fucking guys! I mean come on, if I don’t want to answer a fucking question – I don’t want to fucking answer a fucking question!! I don’t need to explain why!

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OK who upset the resident Im so lovely drama queen ...
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Quote by fystee
When I go to the store and pay for a bag of ice only to )


What do you do with bags of ice .... I dont understand
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Quote by nicola

I think my worst was probably Tottenham. I didn't stay there long.

Broadwater Farm came straight into my head
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