Quote by vampchick
Ya I deleted my story because of my gf. It was a real life one.....We are going through stuff about it...

Quote by Charley

Quote by nicola
This coming from someone who lived in Peckham, has to be taken quite seriously

It all starts to make sense now - DBarclay = DB = Del Boy. "He who dares..."

Quote by nicola

Quote by DBarclay
South Africa is by far the most dangerous place in the world for anybody

This coming from someone who lived in Peckham, has to be taken quite seriously

Quote by gazza
where is the worst place you have ever had sex!

i fucked her in the park and people were walking past and just looking at us

Quote by nicola
I'm a little tired of editing stories that are submitted in all bold, to remove it - is there any need for the bold button at all?

Quote by Dontholien
I think a good thunder storm is sexy. Something about the it that makes me feel all passionate.

Quote by chefkathleen


HIPPOPOTAMUS STEW



1 med. sized hippo
1 ton salt
Pepper to taste
500 bushels potatoes
1000 gals. brown gravy
200 bushels carrots
400 sprigs parsley
2 sm. rabbits (optional)

Cut hippo meat into bite sized pieces. This will take about 2 months. Cut vegetables into cubes (another 2 months). Place meat into large pan and cover with gravy. Simmer for 4 weeks. Shovel in salt and pepper to taste. When meat is tender, add vegetables. A steam shovel is useful for this. Simmer slowly for 4 more weeks. Garnish with parsley.
Will serve 2, 700 people. If more are expected, add 2 small rabbits - this is not recommended as very few people like hare in their stew.

Quote by Redwolf

What freedom do you enjoy the most?

Quote by joburghorny
I apologise to wake a topic that has died a while ago but its a topic very close to my heart as I am South African.

I really feel that people should NOT judge a country only based on one article. How dare you (DBarclay) have the audacity to say that about a country that you clearly dont know much about. It really appalled me how you can make statements like that and i was under the impression that this was forum for those are well versed in matters that surround them. Clearly some member are not.

FROM PROUDLY SOUTH AFRICAN

Quote by LushPrincess
Yeah, but I guess the pussy is just so good – it creates stalkers…

Quote by LushPrincess
Call me old fashioned but I like a man that can fuck me just right – nice shallow penetration, clitoral stimulation; someone that makes my eyes roll to the back of my head, gives me multiple orgasms – and then goes home and never calls me again…

But is always available if I call

Quote by steffanie


I think Mara has won by a knockout fair and square.

And now everyone knows what gets best results they might copy her and this competition is going to affect the story postings.
Or people think it will.

Any female high on that list publishing something new is going to have her motives doubted and that's not fair.

So I hope you end it and declare Mara the winner. No one can argue she doesn't deserve it.

Quote by MissKitty
All I can say is sorry and wish now I hadn't said anything. I just thought this was a place to share your opinion. As lydia stated Pixies comment was made in good fun. Not one assumed mine was. Again sorry. And thanks to you gav for answering my question. Bye all, will not bother you again

Quote by Onizuka
There you go, and Thank you kindly


I let out a long sigh as I closed the front door of the bar. It was 3:30 in the morning and obviously this Friday was a busy one. Working in a bar can be a pain in the ass during week-ends, and especially long week-ends. I am a manager at a bar near a college campus, and let me tell you that those college kids sure can drink and party but when it starts to get late they become crazy because they are intoxicated. Funny when you think I could be a senior in a University but I decided to work in the bar that my Uncle Sam owns. Oh yeah I forgot, my name is Derek and I am 22, I have the luck of having sharp blue eyes and dark brown hair that seems to defy the laws of gravity. Impossible to have a haircut, so I shave them daily.
I am 6 feet tall and my shoulders are larger than my hips. I mean I am well built, I am no Vin diesel but I have no problems wearing tight clothes and I am very comfortable walking without any shirt anywhere, but it’s useless since I wear baggy clothes with way too large heavy metal shirts of my favorite bands. At work it’s different; I wear tight shirt that shows my tribal tattoo and biceps that are not bigger than my head, but well defined. I guess I am not that bad looking since tonight I had 3 invitation to a motel and 5 phone numbers, and a lot of tips, girls seems to like me and guys seems to respect me because I don’t hit on their girlfriends.

Quote by Pixie

Quote by DBarclay


I can only imagine what you would say about MY story if and when it gets posted.qOlsZXrE83AM2VEi

i will tell you if you want to hear it ..

Quote by Onizuka
Greetings, I need a bit of help from an author, I wrote a story, but it's been rejected due to my lack in the english grammar. So if someone could be kind enough to help me with that, I'd be very thankful.