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DBarclay
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 156
United States

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Well five of them dont meet my presentation standards

But the rest are exceptonally good ....


if you lucky I won't be judging
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Never actually did it with a stranger, but we did a bit of a roleplay thing with it, hubby was miffed when I kept the money though...:-)


You was the cheapest he told me ...
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Yuk girls with tattoos ..... ugly ugly ugly ....

From your various posts on this forum, I get the mental picture that you are an old fashioned plain meat and potatoes kind of guy.

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Me !! I am just a frail old man eking out my last few months
in the Sunshine home. But good news... its Wednesday... meat loaf
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And of course, '24' when it comes back around...


I used to be like Jack .... well actually I had a bag that was similar too his ....
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You should have escaped when you had the chance. LOL


winters coming to florida though ..... pool is no longer in daily use ... it only 84f this afternoon


But good eye in the shadow pic ... I saved this pic ages ago as I loved the shadows




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Wow, I read it.. Found it pretty sweet. Then i look at the comments from some of the people I've seen before In the chat rooms. Some of you really are pricks ;) - heart you Elly ;) x


Some of them even have pricks ..allegedly
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I recommend at least once in your life...

Baking your own bread!

Makes the house smell WONDERFUL!

Ling


I can do a great Cinnamon and raisin loaf
i love bread makers
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Steffanie Jane ...you are very sick ...lol


Nonsense DB. You won't get sick from wee wee. It's sterile when it comes out. (Or so I've been told. It better had be)


Its a bodily fluid ...enough said
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You got one on the board today Levi. Good story. Well written. Was a pleasure to approve it.


Even better if he remember dialogue should be separated by paragraphs. Each time a different character speaks,
this should start a new paragraph, even if it is only a single word
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[i still get frustratied due to the fact that i have no one waiting for me when i get home ...


Buy a goldfish named Bob
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I've had the same problem occasionally too, using explorer. I just hit refresh, and the story comes up on the second attempt. Not sure what the problem is, I just blamed it on the fact I use dialup, and things don't always load for me. It sucks being stuck in the stone age. lol



yup I have the same but on broadband ...
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Watersports aren't that popular on here which surprises me.

I'm cajoled into playing pee games now and then. Mainly bladder control. I'll let you to imagine the details.

I think you all might enjoy reading this. Bladder Vagina & B.O.B. It's a "Doctor's" view on playing with girl bits.



Steffanie Jane ...you are very sick ...lol
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Dosnt really matter to me, they are all ugly anyway


Best quote of the week ....
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I'm not expecting completely error-free work from everyone--I'm sure I have some errors that my proofreading didn't catch. .


yup ..There is a missing comma
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Well I've seen your bare butt and your face. I can die a happy woman.

You are taken the piss ... lol
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i USUALLy NOTiCE ThE hAiR FiRST((=. ThEN ThE EyES DOWN TO ThE NOSE TO ThE SMiLEsmile hE hAS TO hAVE CALVES... ThATS A BiGGy FOR ME. CALVES ANd hAiR.. iKNOW iT'S FOR GUyS BUT i WANTEd TO bE DiFFERENT ANd POST ONE UP:)


Get your keyboard fixed ..its very annoying to read
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i USUALLy NOTiCE ThE hAiR FiRST((=. ThEN ThE EyES DOWN TO ThE NOSE TO ThE SMiLEsmile hE hAS TO hAVE CALVES... ThATS A BiGGy FOR ME. CALVES ANd hAiR.. iKNOW iT'S FOR GUyS BUT i WANTEd TO bE DiFFERENT ANd POST ONE UP:)


Get your keyboard fixed ..its very annoying to read
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Just another reminder, folks. Monsters are real, and they walk among us every day. It behooves us all to take whatever precautions we can to protect ourselves and our loved ones from such sub-species.


Keep you second amendment rights
And of cxourse when the Essex girl wants sex with the light on
you just open the car door
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You need some Mexicans for yard work ...
My man Sanchez is a lazy bastard but with a good kicking
he does a good job




I don't think I've ever met a Mexican in 14 years living in Sydney. Not even at a Mexican restaurant, it was run by Aussies.


You have the indigenous people to enslave ...

We need to bring slavery back