You need some Mexicans for yard work ...
My man Sanchez is a lazy bastard but with a good kicking
he does a good job
You can be anybody or anything on the internet so I will get a few things clear...
I was not a member of the SS during 1939 -1945... nor was I alive then ...
I have never been a member of any club who wears pointy hats or roll their trouser leg up
but I was a boy Scout dib dib dib
I have been tazered many times
I have bever been an astronaut except at disney
I have never been a politician but have followed their orders
well the PPS really
I have abused my powers againsts car clampers more than a few times
I have been a car park attendant in Tescos for a few hours
in fact I have had many jobs that only lasted a few hours
I have been stopped by a fake cop
I have never been an attorney or even played one in a film
I retired aged 49
I am now a registed lazy bastard ..now you all know my life story
"In 1979, the cast and crew of Rainbow made a special exclusive sketch for the Thames TV staff Christmas tape, sometimes referred to as the "Twangers" episode. This show featured plenty of deliberate sexual innuendo...it was never intended to be screened to the general public."
Know all bastard ..next you will be telling me my 8 track is out ofdate
Another one for Gav ..Add WAV to allowed files
my fans want to hear my soft educated dulcet tones
Or that cockney crap I normally speak
Same action as a dog marking its territory
It is a mans inalienable rights to adjust his appendage no matter when or where he is or who he is with
Did
you know:
That the words race car spelled backward says
race car.
That eat is the only word that if you take the
1st letter and move it to the last, it spells it's past tense
ate.
And Have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters in
"illegal immigrants,"and add just a few more letters, it spells out:
"Go home you free-loading, benefit grabbing, kid-producing, violent,
non-English speaking assholes and take those hairy-faced, sandal
wearing, bomb making, goat loving, smelly rag head bastards with
you."
How weird is that?
This is a joke not a political statement
Two minutes of my life wasted
Can I just say dont use Peter Pan peanut butter made by Con-agra
Those bastard poisoned me in Jan 07 putting me in hospital and getting me an $8000
medical bill ... The court case in continuing
Peope in Honda fits that park blocking the way for my huge truck
and I do have disabled stickers
I love saying bollocks .... the septics have no idea what it means ....
my neighbour think its a english expression for good morning
you can guess why
