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DBarclay
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 156
United States
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Mr Nobody
So, in the end, who is the owner of the largest penis in the world? A 2006 UK Channel 4 documentary called 'The World's Biggest Penis' solved the mystery: it appears to be the New Yorker Jonah Cardeli Falcon (born July 29, 1970). His willy is 9.5 in (24.13 cm) flaccid, 13.5 in (34.29 cm) erect!
The average human penis is 6 in (15 cm) long...
The average human penis is 6 in (15 cm) long...
Mr Nobody
Quote by private4mylover
(paraphrasing here - 10 points to the person who guesses the film where this quote came from)
"I love these marks, they are the marks of life"
and so it is with cellulite, wrinkles, stretch marks (where the quote came from) etc
I think you should just be proud of who you are, the life you have lived, and believe in your sexuality - that, I think, that is the sexiest trait of all
It will come to me ... Greece ... pauline something
got it
Shirley Valentine ..
brilliant film all mature women should see it
Mr Nobody
Quote by chefkathleen
Is that like the lotto here?
No ... you invest the money and by bonds which are numbered ..
each month you can win 25 pounds to I million pound TAX FREE
but if you get fed up with it you can get your money out
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Premium_Bond
Mr Nobody
Quote by gypsymothQuote by DBarclay
you listened to me at last...shame very few others do
What? Did you actually say something? Or was that a hypersonic elliptical buzzing sound I heard?
LOL .. I am now off to savage your stories
Update ..... Well I would if you had written any ....
Mr Nobody
Quote by Blowboy
how do u feel about dudes who have sucked a cock or two somewhere back in their history
do u feel if you know it going in that u wouldn't want to have a relationship with him or does it matter
does it make him less masculine in ur eyes
would u be with him if he were still actively doing it or would he need to stop
Disgusting ..ought to be hung drawn and quartered ...
Mr Nobody
Quote by nicola
If you wondered what happened to Catnip these last few months, she was planning something rather important.
http://www.thelocal.se/22234/20090923/
Early this morning a white helicopter landed on the roof of a money depot, three men walked out and into the building, the helicopter lifted again and hovered above the building, explosions went off, the robbers came back out with several large bags after the helicopter landed again and they took off. They have not yet been found but the helicopter has been found by a small lake. Many witnesses who live nearby saw the whole thing and gave detailed descriptions of the modus operandi.
Needed something to get her out of the bath ...she was pruning
Mr Nobody
Quote by Iwishicould
I have been date this girl for 6 months. I am in love. I really want this to go as long as possible. But the furthers we've gone is me fingering her. I KNOW that in a relationship things go further by now. How can I get her to go further with me?
How old are you both ...??