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So is it true most guys love really big boobs? The bigger the better? I have always wanted to know the truth to this question.

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That's true Breann. DBarclay is one hell of an editor.

It's true.

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Anybody have a suggestion for the second chapter of Truth or Dare Goes Amiss, a reluctance story?

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I would love a spa day right about now......zzzz

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I wouldnt say its any more or less than anywere else. But Essex girls have a reputation for being the sluttiest and not in a good way.

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hi would someone help me write a sexy story about my teacher medium length involving more then one sex scene

some info:

Location: classroom house

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Can some one please help me. I wrote a story and would like some one to proof read it for me before I post it.

Thanks Breann

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I WISH!!!!....Stupid work!!....

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In celebration of 9/9/09 I am going to win the lottery, making myself a quick few million. I will then procede to quit my job and begin looking for a house somewhere where it will never snow. I am going to buy myself a hummer to get to that house and I will be headed that way by 10:00 tonight....stopping at Disney World on the way and every other place that looks even mildly interesting.

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I love it when a man brushes past yu close and gives you them sexy deep eyes ....... sends shivers down a spine

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ohh I love the smell....

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i will be a slave

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These ladies work hard for the money. Don't think that they make thousands of dollars a day. many of them make $200 - $300 per date. Not bad for an hour's work you say. Not so fast. To make an appointment theyy often have to answer dozens of emails, with perhaps one guy being serious about setting up an appointment. On average, they spend an hour on getting the date set up. It takes at least another hour for them to get ready: showering, wazing, make up, putting up a sexy negligee (that they often bought for this purpose only). The guy often stays longer than an hour, up to two or three without giving the lady extra cash. Once he is gone, she needs to cleanup. So, in reality, it takes her 3 to 4 hours of labor to make anywhere from $200 - $400. But wait... she still has to pay for her hotel room (she is not going to do it at her home with her nosy neighbors looking on. So, let's say that costs $100. So, maybe she takes $100 - $300 home. When you run the numbers..... the guy that changes my oil makes twice as much as the lady, And he does not have to put up with sweaty, smelly, slobbering overwight 65 year olds....

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Ok, here goes:

Growing up in the small Midwestern town of Duluth, Minnesota, was a very difficult experience for David. His love of literature and the arts made him stand out from the crowd, and he was picked on from an early age. This led to him being a very introverted character, with a deep hatred for the uneducated masses, or "proliteriat", as he liked to call them.

In his teens, he ran away from home to join the travelling circus, where he made a scant living. All the time however, his desire to write and be published was burning within, and he wrote everyday in a dog eared diary he carried everywhere. His first real break came when one of his submissions was accepted and published in "The Red Gazette", a handbook for people wishing to study the merits of Communism. This soon brought him worldwide acclaim, and he was picked up by the Daily Telegraph, who flew him to London, where he would stay for over three decades. Much of his most celebrated work dates from the 1960s when he was, at first, an informal chronicler and then an apparently reluctant figurehead of social unrest.

He met his first wife, Anna, when she arrived at the Telegraph, as a gifted photo journalist. Their relationship blossomed and they had 2 beautiful children together. Living in Essex in a 3 bedroom semi though, was starting to take its toll on David, and he pined for the warmth of Florida, which he'd visited on numerous occasions for his holidays. Anna was absolutely stuck on London life, and the inevitable happened when David could no longer suppress his desire to return to his motherland. One day he picked up the children from school as per his normal routine, but on this particular day, they drove to the airport and hopped on a plane to New York. He explained to the children that their mother was suddenly declared unfit, and put in a mental hospital, telling them it was for the best.

He knew that he Anna would eventually track him down unless he changed his identity, so he created a fictional character for himself, "Don Barclay", or DBarclay he called himself in online forums, where he frequently did volunteer editorial work for kicks. He and his children moved in to the home he'd organised down in Florida, and being so young, the children soon forgot about Anna. This was compounded when "Don" met a beautiful woman called Maria, who was initially hired to be their live in nanny. She turned out to be wife number 2, and everything was going swimmingly well, until the fateful day which you can see in the photo.

Anna had hired dog the bounty hunter, and found where they lived. She was hammering on the door, demanding to see her children, and started firing her pistol at the lock to get in. Don and Maria retreated to their bathroom, which Don had cunningly doubled up as a panic room, complete with steel reinforcements and food to last 6 months. Maria always kept her pink novelty AK47 in there, which was his present to her on their 10 year anniversary. The dog needed a bath anyway.

The End.

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Is that your wife David?