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That is the cutest video ever. I love how the dog comes in at the end like "ok - is the crazy over yet?"

Re Shark Week. I totally need to play that drinking game. Except I would drink for the seals too. Poor snuffy!

Actually that commercial would have been funnier if they'd been dangling a 'celeb you love to hate' over the edge of the dock like Kim K or LiLo. Maybe have her in a glam bikini and oversized shades, drinking an overpriced beach cocktail on a splashy yacht in the tropics and then deciding to go for a swim, gingering climbing down the ladder and then bam - in comes the CGI flying shark for a swift snack-slurp. Starlets that are able to make fun of themselves always gain fans back.

Tonight they have a new show called "I Escaped Jaws" at 9pm - am totally watching. These are the shark week shows I love most - shark attacks! Despite this, however, I am all about conservation when it comes to sharks. My feeling is that we're in their territory so we have to accept a certain amount of reasonable risk. You can't blame the shark.
NCLA's upcoming fall collection called North of Sunset is giving me little polish-gasms. They're out in September. At least there's something to look forward to when the summer is over.





This is 'Dead End Gorgeous' - I looooove the look of microglitters and this shade of dark purpley indigo is amazing! It reminds me of a hot little sequin number!




And then this! It's called 'My Dad Invented That' - it literally had me swooning.




I'm already saving up my pennies and budgeting for these.
Last night's show on Megalodon had me hooked until I realized it was a fake mockumentary. Interesting concept - kind of like a 'found footage' thing with fake marine biologists, a tragedy of screaming victims, doctored unearthed photos from the Nazis of a ginormous shark and a fake scientific quest. This actually could have been an interesting shark movie if there had been character development and a little more glossing. Twitter was blowing up though - people are pissed about it. And you know a bunch of people watching it probably thought it was real because it was on Discovery.
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So you're saying you AREN'T a flapper girl of the 1920s waiting and frothing at the mouth to be at my beck and call.

There goes my dreams of being Gatsby. Only, not dying.


Seriously though. Are there actually women out there who wants to live 1920s fantasies their whole lives with their BF/husband? I'm thinking no.hT9LVEXAdasWzHDG


I'll wear the kinky outfit, but I'm not doing your laundry.





I agree - it seems like it's an easy answer for all, but I would guess that those in the BDSM lifestyle like having their man controlling things and calling all the shots while they are the submissive subservient one. I can't imagine it myself, but I guess it must work for certain couples if that's their thing.
I remember reading somewhere that once a guy is over 40, the risks for certain genetic mutations begin to increase and there's more links to issues like autism and schizophrenia. Eggs and sperm start to go bad with age, so over 65+ would be a 'no' from me. And that's besides the point that the average lifespan of a guy is around 75 y/o so the kid may not even be out of highschool before he loses that parent. As well - why would a guy that old even want kids? Is he going to change diapers, go to Disneyland and stand in long sweaty line-ups with them for waterslides and rollercoasters and take them to sports practice? Just a bad idea, all around. At that age, if a guy wants to nurture something, he should get a dog.
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I own these 2 Batman tees also. Batman is almost a role model to me ; the dark silent anti-hero who kicks the asses of extravagent freaks. He's on my mosaic in my profile.

@ Dancing_Doll

In a bodybuilding forum, a guy posted the exact same image of the girls with superheroes tees, making it into a poll and asking which one we'd bang.

I obviously chose the Batman one, saying : "I'd give her a wonderful fuck ; not the one she needs, but the one she deserves."

Do you own superheroes tees? Do you have a favorite?

What I like most about graphic tees is when they represent something you like or identify with. Those generic Nike-type graphic tees sure are ugly.


I love that photog series - here's the whole thing with added pics of all the girls in high rez - http://iancarloreyes.carbonmade.com/projects/4813182

My fave that I own is actually a vintage faded yellow Wonder Woman tee.
I love them. Especially the vintage wash type ones. Skulls, design-work, superheros, words, pop-art, concert tees, novelty fun sayings. Probably one of my fave lounge around things to wear is a graphic tee or tank and boyshorts/panties or yoga pants. I like being able to pick a little something different depending on my mood.



























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I'm interested to kno what is more preferable.

A guy who provides everything, and is open and treats you as an equal where you have a say in everything

or

A guy who provides everything, but is opinionated and makes all the decisions where you have little input.


I prefer the first guy.

I like opinionated guys - but as long as he's open to hearing other's opinions too.

Mutual respect is key. I'm not interested in being a Stepford Wife or the submissive, powerless one in a relationship.
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No.65 - Wear that knitted sweater that she mad for you. (it will mean the world to her)

LOL


Now you know this guy is a fuckin' gentleman!





Yeah, I think this list came up in a thread a while back and it's as hilarious now as it was then. In a lot of ways, the whole concept of being a 'gentleman' is contrived and steeped in ego. If you have to live by certain rules to validate it and if you have to keep qualifying yourself as one, there's seriously something wrong. Just like the rules of writing - guys should 'show', and not 'tell' when it comes to listing off their traits and character. Everyone interprets behaviour differently and everyone has different criteria required to fulfill a label. One guy might think he's a 'gentleman', while another person observing might just think he's a pretentious pretender with no identity other than shallow role fulfillment. Labels are kind of useless - I feel like saying to guys - just do you - and let the chips fall where they may in terms of how people interpret your behaviour. Otherwise it becomes more about ego and possibly trying to live up to something unnatural and awkward.

As far as this list goes, any guy who fulfilled all (or most) of these criteria would be extremely unattractive - almost like he's given up his own mind and will in favour of putting all his effort into coddling a woman, being clingy and bending to her every whim - although I guess some women like that if they're the insecure, non-independent types.

This is the best one: "No.74 - When both of you are in a fight, take the blame even if she’s wrong."

I mean, I'm a girl and even I think this is a list on how to be pussywhipped more than anything else
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When I was dating my ex, we went for a trail ride double. We stopped in the woods along the way, tied him to a tree and fucked on the ground. Afterwards, we realized the horse had tired of waiting for us, untied his lead, and returned for home. We had to walk back from the woods, to find people looking for us since the horse had returned on his own. People thought we had been thrown. (He Was a young colt, hadn't very many miles undersaddle yet)



LOL I haven't had much sleep and was just skimming this and obviously skipping over some words and somehow read it that you went out on a trail and stopped in the woods and tied your BF to a tree and fucked him. I was like - damn, you go girl!

Of course, the actual story is hot too. smile
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surprised nobody made the "my ex bf" comment yet.


Haha - nice one!
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on a serious note, more people are killed by bees than by sharks. how come we don't have Bee Week?


Because bees are cute and fuzzy and make the honey we like to drizzle on our nipples 'n stuff.

But seriously - this could be pretty damn scary! "Bee-sharks: Terror in the Garden"




Or how about this?? This would be pretty fucking freaky if you went diving and saw this guy swimming toward you.



I do love the zombie shark idea though for real. smile
NCLA - Pick Me Up at Melrose Place.

I really love this shade for this time of year!


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I used to enjoy watching it on discovery, but now it's always reruns of the same shows they've had for the last few years so I'm not missing anything.


It's supposed to have 11 hrs of new footage but admittedly many of the shows can seem repetitive. I still really love the 'personal accounts of attacks' ones.

They also have something new called "Shark After Dark" with Josh Wolf which is supposed to be similar to the The Talking Dead post-show thing this year.

It's kind of a simple scare-factor. Big scary fish attacks and eats seals and occasionally a few people. But it's at least closer to being a legit terror for the average person than zombies, supernatural demons or axe-wielding villains. I can relate more to seeing a dark shape in the water or something brushing my leg when I'm swimming, paddling or (trying to) surf in the ocean and thinking omg - this *could* happen - even though the odds of an actual attack are infinitesimally small.
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i saw an ad for Sharknado the other day, and a mention that they are doing a sequel. it's not anything i'd watch, but you have to admit, the idea is interesting - a tornado of sharks. has anyone else seen it? is it worth watching for the cheese factor?



I haven't seen this but I keep seeing it advertised as well. I know a lot of people are fans of CGI but it just doesn't work for sharks, in my opinion. I really wish they would make legit movies in a similar vein to Jaws. It's always amazed me how that shark in the first Jaws looked pretty damn scary and it was 1975 and the sharks since then haven't really gotten better since. Interspersing it with footage of real sharks (and obviously the brilliant script) just brought the movie to life as well. Jaws 2 was still a good movie with a realistic fear-trigger when you saw the shark but after that it just became cheese and low-quality special effects as they tried to get the shark to do more, be badder, bigger, more toothy and more extreme.

I know the campy thing can be fun but I would love to see a shark movie with quality effects/storyline and filming and more subtlety. I think that's why Open Water succeeded. And I thought The Reef had some potential if it had some better writing with the script. It had the right kind of premise for a good shark movie but the latter half of the flick kind of fell flat for me.
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A few years ago a popcorn seed shell gave me a gash on the inside of my ass and still hasn't healed. Ever since then I haven't been able to use lubrication because it burns with an intense pain. I've been able to use anal toys dry to an extent with water, but I still find myself bleeding at the end of it and I'm very certain it isn't safe or healthy by any standards. Does anyone have any suggestions on how to heal it up somehow?


If lubrication still makes it burn, it means the wound hasn't healed properly or has turned into a non-healing ulcer (anal fissure) and it might be infected. The ingredients in lube honestly shouldn't really cause much burning so I'm inclined to think something more serious going on than a scratch from years ago.

Try checking info on 'anal fissure' for more details of what might be going on and schedule that appt with your doc.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_fissure
Yeah - I actually love colours when it comes to bras and thongs or boyshorts. Sometimes I'll pick according to mood or even as a little boost to cheer me up. The style actually tends to stay the same whether sex is a potential or not, unless I'm purposely dressing up in serious lingerie or something kinky. I don't buy things I wouldn't want to be seen in or have peeled off me by another person. I know a lot of guys tend to like black, but it's not necessarily my go-to colour. I dated a guy for a while that loved when I wore orange bras or panties. Another preferred white and pinks. If I get a vibe for the guy's style, I might try to tailor it a bit if I know we're going to have sex later, but for the most part I just pick what I feel like. smile
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I must admit, the dudes who have arms so roided up or so bulked up look disgusting. Not that I look are men that way being straight and all, but the muscle-headed freaks look unnatural. It's really weird to see my fellow bro walking around and they can't even keep their arms at their sides even if they tried. They swing out. Like an ape.


LOL... I used to party with a few bodybuilder types and this one time when we were at this afterhours club, this dude walked in and he was literally the most massive meathead I'd ever seen - like jaw-dropping. At one point I was dancing and it was really dark and I saw him sit down on this low stool thing - except he had to kind of squat down onto it like he was sitting on an egg because he was too big to sit like a normal guy. Maybe it was because I was kinda high at the time, but all I could think of was 'Gorillas in the Mist'. He just looked so unnatural and ape-like - even for a bulky guy.
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I can totally relate to the part where you say the physique I have is the result of what passionates me. Only achieving such a physique is not just about choosing a random sport, eating well and waking up one morning suddenly looking like a model. I know it might sound surprising, but although they might be close in size, there are tons of efforts that separate an average man to the ones I showed in the pictures.

Sorry for the long post, but I felt the need to expose this misconception.

So girls, do you still crave for the athletic body, now that you know what efforts are required to achieve it?


I didn't say it was correct - I talked about perceptions - that is what a lot of people perceive when they compare a guy with an athletic build and a bodybuilder. That the bodybuilder is more fuelled by vanity and has taken it to a potentially unhealthy level. That's a perception that many people have (right or wrong). It doesn't mean that it's reality for all bodybuilders, nor does it mean that the athletic lean-muscled guy is just kicking a ball around and wakes up one morning with shredded abs. Any pro athlete spends an insane amount of time in the gym - a lot of it is training (strength training, cardio, lifting etc) because it benefits whatever they're involved in. I know what's involved as far as efforts go. Both require a tremendous amount of dedication and work. But one might be seen as 'training' (in the gym) for a goal other than greasing up and standing around on a stage and flexing for judges.

The average guy or girl who is into fitness rather than a sport and wants that low bodyfat, shredded physique is going to follow a similar regimen - and really they can take it as far as they want. The typical body-conscious guy with an athletic build spends about 5+ days at the gym, does the protein powders and is particular about his diet. That's really not out of the norm among the fit guys under 40 that I know. I also have tons of friends who have cycled with roids (or are still cycling) to fast track to get the body they want. But I hope they're doing it for themselves rather than thinking that's what's always attractive to women. You mentioned that bodybuilders were annoyed that those studies show that women aren't into the thinking that the bigger the muscles, the hotter the guy. I'm suggesting that the perceptions of extreme bodybuilders might have something to do with that. There is a natural limit where the human body starts to look 'off' to a lot of people.
I love all veggies (I can't think of one offhand that I dislike). I don't eat much meat so veggies make up quite a big portion of my daily food intake. Love fruits too.

The suggestions already given are great - I also do the frozen fruit/veggies to throw into smoothies and make plenty of salad ahead of time to use for a few days worth so I don't have to individually cut everything up separate.

I have a juicer but I sometimes to go to this one organic juicebar at lunchtime that serves all these great juiced veggie drinks that they make for you while you wait - sometimes it saves the hassle of cutting things up and the clean up.

You can also look into trying different recipes One of my faves is a spinach salad with spicy mushrooms on top and sliced strawberries - drizzled over with a fig balsamic vinaigrette. It's amazing. You can also toss spinach and other veggies into an omelet or scrambled into eggs. If you BBQ - make chunky veggie skewers alternated with your fave meat or seafood. If all else fails - try indian or thai restaurants - they tend to use a lot of veggies in their dishes and the spices/sauces might make them more palatable.

I steam a lot of things as well - I find it keeps the flavour and colour and makes veggies much tastier - the broccoli is greener, the asparagus is crisper and it's great to steam things like butternut squash (if you add a bit of butter and brown sugar to this, it tastes just like a dessert!).
Yay! Tomorrow night kicks off one of my favourite times of the year - SHARK WEEK!





Admittedly, I am a bit of a shark geek. I love shark movies and the scary psychology of swimming in the ocean thanks to Jaws and the assortment of movies to follow.

Outside of the Jaws franchise, however, it seems like it's been difficult to produce a good shark-focused movie. I thought Open Water was fantastic and on par with Jaws as far as the scare-factor goes but the genre seems to drift more often toward the cheesy flicks.

Do you watch shark movies? What are your faves and the ones you hate?

And if you don't like the shark genre in films, do you enjoy the documentaries and Shark Week fare? Are you still scared to go swimming in the ocean? Do you think about it when you're surfing? Have you had any real-life encounters? Are you concerned about shark conservation and do you think the movie industry is to blame?

Discuss all things shark. smile
I love combinations like that!

It reminds me of one of my fave combos - OPI Pirouette My Whistle layered over My Pointe Exactly from the NYC Ballet collection. I love soft/delicate glitter over neutral colours.

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I sometimes participate in bodybuilding forums and this question has been raised waaay often, that is, what women in general consider the best looking physique for males. In these forums, a lot of people contributed with serious studies and the consensus is pretty much this :

This actually pisses off the veteran bodybuilders in the forums, as these males are not very muscular. These show decent muscle mass, with an average of 10% bodyfat. That's what is considered the most generally attractive, as considered by studies.



Yep, the studies are correct.

I think one of the factors is that the bodybuilder is perceived as a guy who just sits in the gym, lifting weights, bulking up, and possibly doing unnatural things like cycling with roids in order to sculpt his body into looking a certain way. The athletic-body guy is perceived as more attractive because his body came by way of doing something else that he's passionate about (sports, training, martial arts etc) and the training gave him lean muscle - but just looking muscular wasn't the end-goal. They are seen as more cardio-fit and athletic than the bodybuilder. I'm not saying that bodybuilders can't be athletic - but it's just the perception - the sport vs the body-vanity - it's a different focus and motivation.

The big bodybuilders that walk with their arms swinging wide because they're so bulked up and the male athletes that are built like tanks like your Brock Lesnar and Alistair Overeem types really never tend to be popular on the hottest athlete or male bodies lists. It will always consistently be the leaner muscle guys that are muscular and fit but still look natural.
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Mate, we should team up and embark on a crusade to annihilate all and every cursed creatures people encounter in their dreams. Do you have your sword and horse ready? I'll have my griffon ready to fly in 5 minutes...


Have you guys ever seen The Cabin in the Woods? This reminds me of that. Fun movie!
Actually I consider a 'muscular' vs 'athletic' body (because he cited them as separate choices) to mainly mean bodybuilder/bulked up guy vs lean muscle but toned/fit/athletic guy. They both have muscle mass but when I think of an athletic body type, I don't think of a roided up beefy muscular guy. I think of lean muscle mass - like a swimmer's body - healthy but natural. Pretty much those side-by-side pics that SP posted sum up the differences best if we're just looking at the options on the poll and they way they're differentiated.

To a degree, genetics obviously play a role - everyone's body has natural tendencies and predispositions. But anyone can be healthy/fit with the right discipline and commitment - that's what I meant about being able to 'control it to some degree'. Someone who is predisposed to being heavy can turn the tides with diet/exercise/discipline but it takes more effort. Obviously not everyone can be an athlete (professionally) or look like a sculpted Greek God, but everyone can attain some degree of health and fitness. I think that's what's attractive to most women when they say they want a fit guy. It's attainable (unless someone has a medical condition etc.). And you can still be quite lean (or even thick) but still be reasonably fit.

I also don't think that having an athletic body and a good-looking face necessarily always go hand in hand - so I can see why the OP would differentiate them. It's like the whole 'butterface' theory when guys talk about women sometimes. It can also apply to guys.
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You seem to have quite vivid, intense dreams. Have you ever tried to analyze them?
I don't know what this might tell about my personality, but when I was younger all my nightmares ended up fairly well. For example, a huge terrifying monster might have appeared in front of me, but in the end I was always able to beat the crap out of him, and woke up fairly calm and serene.


I used to analyze a bit, but don't really do much anymore - I just take it as it comes.

I never confront the monsters in my dreams. I'm more of a runner. That could technically be applied to the way I handle certain kinds of conflict. I tend to avoid and go the escapist route in real life too.
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One recurring theme I have in my dreams is the woods/forest. Almost always get one of those types of dreams each week. Something centered in deep nature, like the Amazon. I'm never quite sure of the location though.


This is cool! I always tend to end up in Africa for some reason.

And I also have deja-vu a lot as well. It can definitely be unsettling.

One of my favourite things is when you wake up on a weekend where something startles you out of a really great dream and then, despite having been consciously awake for a minute or two to check the clock, you're able to close your eyes and just drift back into the same dream and continue it from where you left off. smile
He probably just meant traits for instant physical attraction.

Anyway - I went with athletic body, but face is important too. I'm not into a heavily muscled (ie. roid-enhanced) physique. Strong, healthy, fit with some muscle definition is best. It's one of the few things a person can control to a certain degree - tallness and good looks are typically more based on the genetic lottery.

That also doesn't mean a guy has to look like an Olympic athlete - obviously there will be non physical factors that have a much greater influence on overall attraction, so it's not all just based on a physical ideal but I think health and general fitness is important.
I sometimes have really bizarre and elaborate dreams like movies with plot structures, bad guys, dramatic scenarios (I've also had the apocalypse themes), I've dreamed of stage productions, I've choreographed, I've listened to music I've never heard, once or twice talked in languages I'm not fluent in, I've gone back in time, once or twice I wasn't even the same person I am now. Kinda weird freaky-deaky stuff. But that's more the exception. Most of the time it's just a jumble of things or images I may have seen that day or something that's weighing on my mind.

Sometimes I remember them in vivid detail, but a lot of times it starts to fade as I get up and get my morning started. I haven't kept a journal but on occasion, I've jotted things down and/or used bits and pieces for writing or artistic inspiration.

One of my most recurring dreams is where I'm able to hover or float a bit in mid air. It's not straight up flying but I'll dream that I'm leaping or doing some variation of a grand jeté and I'm able to just 'hover' in mid air for prolonged periods of time. Sometimes my legs will cycle or move to maintain it - almost like I'm swimming through the air. I do come down eventually but until I do, it's pretty damn cool. I've had this dream since I was a kid and sometimes it just factors into some other unrelated dream - I just always naturally seem to have these floating abilities. It comes in handy when I'm trying to evade the bad guys in my nightmares but sometimes I'm just showing it off to people - kind of like a party trick. My dream-self is so much more fun than my regular self! silly