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Quote by sprite
i got excited for a minute, until i realized you didn't say 'pastries'.
I only have nipple pastries when I'm eating dessert and some if it falls down my shirt and/or bra.
I was gonna say that they're not packed away...but they kind of are, by default.
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
Steph, this is great.
I'll also add that sometimes these e-flings fizzle out. So know when to let go, and be as amicable about it as possible about it. Bad endings are never fun.
BigTittyBrenda: "I don't think this is working out anymore, I think we should break this off."
AssEatingFreddy: "Fine by me, you weren't all that good in the e-sack anyhow. Your tits aren't even all that big!"
BigTittyBrenda: "I don't give a shit. Say what you want, but you can't UN-eat my ass, bitch!"
I'll also add that sometimes these e-flings fizzle out. So know when to let go, and be as amicable about it as possible about it. Bad endings are never fun.
BigTittyBrenda: "I don't think this is working out anymore, I think we should break this off."
AssEatingFreddy: "Fine by me, you weren't all that good in the e-sack anyhow. Your tits aren't even all that big!"
BigTittyBrenda: "I don't give a shit. Say what you want, but you can't UN-eat my ass, bitch!"
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
Quote by Will_greybeard
To maintain the high quality of Lush, it might be that stories and poems should be removed after a decent interval of time, say 9 months if they failed any of these criteria:
1. Fewer than 3,000 reads for a story or 100 reads for a poem
2. Fewer than 30 scores for a story or 10 scores for a poem
3. Average score below 4
What would removing stories and poems accomplish?
If a story/poem is enjoyed by even one member, then it's served its purpose.
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
Depends on whether or not you're doing it with strangers or someone you know/trust like in a long distance sort of thing.
Either way, cam sex is about as safe as you can get when it comes to the physical act of sex. But if you're doing it with a stranger, I'd recommend removing anything identifying (unique artwork or posters, for example). Also removing any mail with your address on it wouldn't hurt, as you never know if you're camming with someone who's technologically savvy enough to zoom in and decipher something like that. And make sure they won't have any clues to use to find you (for example, being able to hear if you live near train tracks or an airport).
There's also hacking to consider. I'm sure we all know at least one person who puts tape across their webcam for fear of being hacked and watched by strangers. I'm not sure if that's just fear mongering or not, but I do know that giving someone access to your webcam can make you vulnerable to being hacked.
So, as always with any online activity in which you choose to partake, proceed with caution.
Either way, cam sex is about as safe as you can get when it comes to the physical act of sex. But if you're doing it with a stranger, I'd recommend removing anything identifying (unique artwork or posters, for example). Also removing any mail with your address on it wouldn't hurt, as you never know if you're camming with someone who's technologically savvy enough to zoom in and decipher something like that. And make sure they won't have any clues to use to find you (for example, being able to hear if you live near train tracks or an airport).
There's also hacking to consider. I'm sure we all know at least one person who puts tape across their webcam for fear of being hacked and watched by strangers. I'm not sure if that's just fear mongering or not, but I do know that giving someone access to your webcam can make you vulnerable to being hacked.
So, as always with any online activity in which you choose to partake, proceed with caution.
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
Different angle. It feels amazing. He can go deeper. You feel every nuance of his thrusts, if that makes sense.
He can get a really good grip and just pound away while I'm gripping (sometimes biting) the sheets. Plus from behind, the sex has a more raw, primal feel to it.
He can get a really good grip and just pound away while I'm gripping (sometimes biting) the sheets. Plus from behind, the sex has a more raw, primal feel to it.
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
Quote by stephanie
She might be pregnant, but how can she tell him?
She might have taken a lover and feels guilty. OH GOD!, WHAT IF SHE'S PREGNANT BY HER LOVER???)
She might have discovered messages on his phone to her friend Staci.
She might be having Staci herself in secret.
She might... (You get the picture...)
THAT'S HOW YOU ATTRACT FEMALE READERS.
xx SF
Well...don't leave me in suspense. What the fuck was up with Tiffany?!
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
Growing up, I was the over achiever who had to always prove herself...for a multitude of reasons that I don't really wanna get into. In some respects, I'm still that way. But it's not even remotely as bad as it used to be when I was growing up.
As cheesy as this is gonna sound, when I graduated high school, I was gifted with the book 'Oh the Places You'll Go' by Dr. Seuss. It has Dr. Seuss's signature silliness to it, but reading it as a young adult vs. reading it now, I think it's so powerful in its simplicity.
Given my nature of over-achieving, sometimes I get to a place where I let even the smallest mistakes (sometimes the ones that no one notices or perceives as a mistake but me) throw me off balance.
Although I could seriously post the entire book in this thread (because the entire thing applies), I actually have this particular passage from 'Oh the Places You'll Go' bookmarked to read over when I find myself in a slump for making a mistake:
"...
Wherever you fly, you'll be best of the best.
Wherever you go, you will top all the rest.
Except when you don't.
Because, sometimes, you won't.
I'm sorry to say but, sadly, it's true
that Bang-ups
and Hang-ups
can happen to you."
They may not be the most encouraging words, but they humble me remind me that I'm human. And as such, I'm bound to make mistakes, imagined or otherwise.
And then I don't feel so shitty anymore.
As cheesy as this is gonna sound, when I graduated high school, I was gifted with the book 'Oh the Places You'll Go' by Dr. Seuss. It has Dr. Seuss's signature silliness to it, but reading it as a young adult vs. reading it now, I think it's so powerful in its simplicity.
Given my nature of over-achieving, sometimes I get to a place where I let even the smallest mistakes (sometimes the ones that no one notices or perceives as a mistake but me) throw me off balance.
Although I could seriously post the entire book in this thread (because the entire thing applies), I actually have this particular passage from 'Oh the Places You'll Go' bookmarked to read over when I find myself in a slump for making a mistake:
"...
Wherever you fly, you'll be best of the best.
Wherever you go, you will top all the rest.
Except when you don't.
Because, sometimes, you won't.
I'm sorry to say but, sadly, it's true
that Bang-ups
and Hang-ups
can happen to you."
They may not be the most encouraging words, but they humble me remind me that I'm human. And as such, I'm bound to make mistakes, imagined or otherwise.
And then I don't feel so shitty anymore.
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
Quote by Dancing_Doll
I've heard about this. It can range from giving more subtle waist-definition all the way up to serious fetish level (which is scary).
I don't mind the (moderate) corset look on occasion, but I'm not a major fan of the style. And certainly wearing something like this 24/7 with slow tightening over time definitely doesn't appeal. In a way, I feel like this is kind of cheating exercise and fitness by creating an illusion and slowly forcing your ribcage into submission.
Even at a lower basic level with proper corset tightening (not just wearing it for fashion), there has to be an element of fetish involved because of the pain and breathing impairment and I guess it may serve as a 'diet aid' because I imagine it would require proper portion control as well.
I just think it does way more damage with long-term use than is worth it - organs shifting, ribs compressed etc.
If someone wants to wear it as a fashion statement or to try to create that short-term illusion (like a more extreme bodyshaper garment), then whatever works, right? Having said that, I'm definitely staying away from this trend - it's not for me.
This.