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17 Mar 2015

Quote by sprite
For me, the line "i've been hurt" is a warning, not an excuse - translation: if you even think about fucking with me, i will stab you in the eye.

and no, i'm not messing around for once - i'm totally serious.

This.

When people tell me this, I always view it as an escape clause that I'm sure they'll call on when shit hits the fan.

So many people use the "I've been hurt" or "I have [insert issue(s) here]" line to excuse their emotional instability/immaturity. And when called on it, they'll revert to "I told you I had issues when we met."

We all have our baggage that we inevitably take out on the next person that comes along. But having issues shouldn't excuse you from owning up to your bullshit and trying to work through your issues instead of reveling in the fact that you have said issues and expecting whoever's with you to just make due.

It's one thing to say "I have issues, and sometimes I act like a total piece of shit...but I'm working on it." It's an entirely different thing to say, "I have issues, and sometimes I act like a total piece of shit...deal with it."

I can appreciate the fact that people can be hurt many times in many ways, but using that hurt as a weapon to be manipulative, dismissive, abusive, or just plain unwilling to be a person worthy of being with is not cool.

17 Mar 2015

Not always.

Having your ass licked and having it fucked are entirely different sensations.

However, if she enjoys being rimmed, then it's a great indicator that she enjoys anal play and could be a great segue into anal.

So next time you're down there, tease her with a finger (slowly and after lots of licking) and gauge her reaction. If she enjoys it, then it could mean that she's open to the idea of anal penetration.

14 Mar 2015

I read this as 'eating gummy pussy' and thought you were talking about these:

Color me disappointed. angry7

angry7

14 Mar 2015

Friendly reminder: No sharing of underage or incestuous experiences. Please and thanks.

13 Mar 2015

Quote by daddysweetheart

So either all minor pictures should be removed or not.
Intent doesn't matter, it's still a minor and goes against TOS.

Would any parents here want their kids photos posted here?

I'm not doing the back and forth thing.

Did I not just say that all pictures of minors will be removed, regardless of intent?

I simply suggested you look at things within context for your own sake to prevent you from getting too worked up over an honest mistake.

People share memes and other funny/inspirational pics of kids all over the internet. People who share such pictures here feel like it's harmless because they, in fact, mean no harm. I'm not saying that means the pictures are allowed, because they are not. I'm just saying, use your own personal judgement before you get too upset.

So I will reiterate: Report them when you see them, and they will be removed. Most likely it's an honest mistake, and not meant to be crass, and therefore shouldn't warrant much thought beyond being reported.

13 Mar 2015

While I do agree that pictures of children don't belong anywhere on the site, it's really important to gauge intent.

When it comes to memes and generally funny or even inspirational pictures, people just want to share them. Unless it's something that's just flat out inappropriate and/or illegal, I've never detected any malicious intent behind it, and it really is an honest mistake. When people post them, I think they don't have the nature of the site in mind when sharing, which again, is an honest mistake.

As Liz already pointed out, feel free to report anything you may see that you find inappropriate. And yes, the rules do dictate that no pictures of children are allowed on the site, so they'll be removed.

But before you get yourself too worked up, look at the picture in context. Report it, and life goes on.

12 Mar 2015

What about them?

11 Mar 2015

Likely excuse, Red. You too, Blondie.

Boycotting the both of you and your stories, effective immediately. drunken

drunken

11 Mar 2015

*Begins work on 'Pickle: Reloaded'*

23 Feb 2015

A solution's been discussed/reached.

Feel free to voice your concerns, but save the low blows or otherwise personal responses for private messages. Please and thanks.

23 Feb 2015

Quote by Frank_Lee

This seems as good a solution as could be had to a problem that seems to be blown out of proportion in Olympian quantities.

I agree 100%.

23 Feb 2015

Thanks for wasting my fucking time. Literally never gonna get that 5 minutes back.

22 Feb 2015

Great question, OP!

And yes, I do. Quite confident, actually.

It took a long time for me to get to this point. I was just awkward growing up. I was terribly shy, so people thought I was a snob. I dreaded being called on in class, even when I usually knew the answers. I can't remember a time in my school days where I wasn't the tallest in my class. I didn't know what to do with my hair most of the time (I still don't, to be honest). I had the body of someone much older. All of these things played a huge part in how I perceived and felt about myself.

I kind of came into my own during the last couple of years of high school. Still shy, but more outgoing. Wasn't until college where I started to feel 'sexy'. Got into a pretty toxic relationship my sophomore year, and it definitely knocked me down a few notches. It wasn't really until I got out of it that I understood I was worth more than that and that I would never find myself in a situation like that again. That relationship was definitely a turning point. I've never felt lower in my life, but the good in that is that I know I'll never let anyone or anything make me feel that low again.

And it's not just confidence in my looks, but confidence in my abilities. I am a competent and accomplished individual. I'm gorgeous, hilarious, brilliant, compassionate, and admittedly, the shit.

Furthermore, I don't place my value in how others perceive me. And my confidence also doesn't rely on how I compare to the next person. My confidence doesn't need validation. Yes, I love a compliment as much as the next person, but it's not something I need to feel good about myself...unless of course it's just one of those days where I need a pick-me-up, but those days are few and far between.

Some people are born with it, but for many others like myself, it takes sort of a 'Fuck this shit, I'm better than this' moment for us to come to our senses and truly evaluate and realize our worth as individuals regardless of anyone else.

22 Feb 2015

I'd say I interact with about a handful and a half of the people on my friends list outside of the forum on a regular basis. The ones I connect with the most are the ones I have almost daily black box conversations with that are usually off and on throughout the day.

The bulk of the people on my friends list are those I've met in chat rooms and/or the forum. Among those people, there are those that I just click with, and if that's the case I actively try to get to know and keep in touch with them. Anyone else, I just assume if they're interested, they'll seek me out.

I'm really not one of those who puts great stock in who I do or don't add to my friends list (and right now, I couldn't even tell you how many people are on it). I don't give it much thought, and as long as I don't get a weird or creepy vibe, I'll accept any friend request. If I'm made to feel uncomfortable in any way later on down the line, I'll just delete them.

19 Feb 2015

Blah.

18 Feb 2015

Quote by BiMale73

Your drift was caught. You may collect it at the exit.

Nicely played.

18 Feb 2015

I think the main message to be had here is that while sadness most definitely has its place in erotic literature, it's best to remember that poems submitted to Lush should inherently be erotic.

Sadness can be portrayed in an erotic way without being angsty. I'm sure we've all got a sad story or two to tell, but there's a place for everything.

18 Feb 2015

I enjoy both rimming and anal. I enjoy most forms of anal play (toys, fingers, that sort of thing). Physically, I enjoy anal more.

However, if I could have only one of the two, I'd choose rimming...I enjoy the eroticism of it more than that of anal penetration, if that makes sense.

So I'm fine being rimmed without being rammed, if you catch my drift.

18 Feb 2015

A friend just shared this with me, and I thought I'd share it here.

I thought it was pretty powerful.

Whether it's my hair, my skin, my weight, or my height, I've always been extremely hard on myself when it comes to my physical appearance. Surprisingly, my self-esteem isn't as low as it could be (or should be, given how hard I am on myself), and I think this is largely in part of people who absolutely refuse to tolerate me talking badly about myself.

So are you as unforgiving of yourself as these women are? Has anyone ever told you to cut that shit out? If not, I am. Seriously, cut that shit out.

18 Feb 2015

Quote by Mr11andahalfinches
yes im the type of guy to lick your pussy/ass every way. have u ride my face, (master of oral sex) lick whipped cream off of you.. handcuffs... etc. soo u have any fantasy with a big cock freak like me.. if soo let me know.. and if your curios about me.. drop me a pm. i dont bite. well.. at least not yet

So in other words, you like sex. And your question is if women can handle, well, sex?

18 Feb 2015

Nope.

Feet in general weird me out. The thought of someone going to town on my toes makes my stomach churn.

18 Feb 2015

Adorable avatar.

18 Feb 2015

Behind my sternum...a little to the left.

18 Feb 2015

No problem.

18 Feb 2015

Quote by daddysweetheart

Ok.

Lmao

How do I do this?

Lmao

Go to where you edit your forum signature, and hit backspace until your cursor is directly behind the last letter of your last line of text. Then save it.

18 Feb 2015

Quote by Marta_

This is probably my favourite poem ever. Thank you, Liz.

Don't encourage her.

Now she'll never stop!

18 Feb 2015

Quote by daddysweetheart
Bring them all the way down to the bottom?

No. Just get rid of all the space beneath your lines of text.

18 Feb 2015

Quote by daddysweetheart
am I spacing this right?

thanks xx

Being that there's at least 20 lines of blank space after the lines of your actual signature, I'd say no.

10 lines of text/space maximum...or 150 px high (because ten lines of space/text is roughly the equivalent of 150 pixels of height).

18 Feb 2015

Quote by Liz

So I can post really depressing emo stuff on the forum?

Why do you hate me, emo kitty?
You scratch my arm when I try to sitty
On the sofa which is next to your bed,
You look at me like you want me dead.

I'd like to scratch behind your ear
But always hesitate out of fear
That you'll rip off my finger and run away.
I don't have any health insurance, okay!

I hear you moving late a night
Hiding in shadows out of sight,
Waiting for me to go for a pee
To launch an attack whilst laughing with glee.

I know it was you that slashed my front tire
And turned on the stove which started that fire,
But I'll have the last laugh, it was in a wonderful dream,
An image of you covered in hair removal cream.

That's quite enough Lizzy. *confiscates your wine*
Off to the corner with you.

17 Feb 2015

Quote by Zoey34EE
Girls, have you ever tryed popping a baloon inbetween your breasts and a friends breasts ? I tryed this with my friend, wow you really have to squeeze together hard to pop it.

I'm SO GLAD this topic has been brought up. It's time the world be put on notice, because we'll no longer hide in the shadows.

I've been participating underground in what's known as 'The Titty Games'. One of the biggest events is the Boobie-Balloon Relay Race. It takes rigorous practice for just this one event, but there are many layers (not of clothing, because titties).

The first round is the easiest, though that's not saying much. The balloons are filled with helium. Easy enough, right? WRONG! Your hands are tied behind your back and you're strapped down to one of those exercise bouncing balls. Helium floats, and that's where the balls come in (no, not that kind, because titties). Your mission, should you choose to accept it (and you'd better), is to keep the balloon in between you and your partner's boobages, and should it begin to float away, the two of you must bounce on your respective balls in a synchronized fashion to prevent your balloon from completely floating away. Pay close attention to your form, because it will be scored. Once you make it to the end of the finish line (relay race, remember?), you may then pop your balloon. The bottom three losing teams must titty fight for their spot in the next event...

...known as 'Jello-Jigglies'. That's right. Round two is all about that Jello, 'bout that Jello, no pudding (There was a big incident in Titty Games '04, and they've since then been stripped of their titles...among other things)! For this event, balloons are filled with Jello, and the flavors are not disclosed to participants. Two teammates are blind folded and made to kneel in kiddie pools facing each other. The balloons are placed between their respective titties, and they must pop the balloons...with their mouths open. The first team to correctly guess the flavor of their Jello wins. Easy enough, right? WRONG! If you eat Jello out of a balloon as much as I do, then you'll know that the latex severely distorts the taste of the Jello...all you taste is balloon. Lime could easily be misconstrued for Orange. Orange easily mistaken for Lemon. Cherry mistaken for Strawberry. It's PURE MADNESS!! The two losing teams must titty fight it out for their spot in the next and final event...

...known as the 'Double Whammy'. In this event, you must use your titties to hold up water-filled balloons...while riding a hot-air balloon! Easy enough, right? WRONG! A team of two must effectively get their hot-air balloon off the ground and pilot it on a specific course with many tricks and turns, all while keeping the water balloon between their boobages. Well if it's just two people in the balloon, how will they know if you have the water balloon between your tits at all times, you ask? I answer: Hidden Titty Cam. That's right, there's a camera somewhere within the balloon, with a titty detector, tracking their every move. Try to be deceptive if you dare, and see if you don't get disqualified. The first team to return with their balloon still intact wins the event....that is if they can pop their water-filled balloon using just their boobs in two minutes or less.

Prizes are given out for each event, then points are tallied. The overall winner of The Titty Games gets bragging rights for the next four years, plus they get the take home this beauty:

Thank you for bringing up a subject so near and dear to my heart (by default, because titties). It's time everyone be made aware. Titties yesterday, titties today, titties tomorrow, and TITTIES FOREVER!