Quote by delacruzinforjosh
...so I now have three shirts with Jane on them (although my new one has her as Sue Sylvester on it, but still).
Also, would it surprise anybody to know that I...I hugged my new shirt after I got it?
Quote by Green_Man
Hello Rumplators. I just realized that our Internal Revenue Service started going over our tax returns yesterday on the 11th. I need to sit down this weekend and quietly begin filling out the forms. Luckily, nowadays, we get to do it all online. It surely saves some of us a lot of time.
[bh]
Quote by KimmiBeGood
Thank you, all! Times like this I really miss my mom not being able to comfort me. She's in final stage alzheimers. I talked to the policeman and he said my son bore brunt of accident with his car sandwiched in between 2 others. His girlfriend is banged up and sore and my son just called from his room in ER. We are awaiting x-rays on his left arm, shoulder, and neck. They had given him strong muscle relaxers, pain meds, so he was pretty comfy. Worst call ever for a parent to get!!! And I am iced in 7 hrs away.
Thank you all for caring!
Quote by RumpleForeskin
And while on the subject of staffing moves, the Rumplator known as James has been doing notable work as, Greeter-in-Chief, on a strictly volunteer bases. What's y'all's thinking, if any, on making that a permanent unpaid position?
Quote by ErinLeigh
Hello all... Hope I'm in the right thread. I spy the very kind Twisted_Skald here who instructed me to find the Rump Bar, so I think this is the place!
New to Lush.
Quote by Twisted_Skald
Good morning you lovable scoundrels, is there a term for female scoundrels. Hmm. I Don't know.
Anyway I'm getting off point. Time to work off my bar bill once again.
Slips behind the bar, empties Big Bertha, keeps the dregs and gets her ready for another busy day.
The kettle gets refilled and started boiling, and the bar gets a good wipe down.
Honestly at least there aren't boot prints on it this time.
Right I have Apple flapjacks, little Portugese custard tarts and because Carl needs something substantial after the game some lovely chicken and ham pies.
Puts a small sign on the bar -The Witch is- and slides the window across -IN-
Bring me your troubles, your naughty girls needing a spanking and your drinks orders folks.
Now Terance you've been a good spider so I brought you a plate with crickets, locusts and a stunned mouse or two.
Yes you're a very polite spider and if you keep being good the treats keep coming.
I hear Carl might be a little tender this morning so I'm keeping a few extra large hugs for him today.
Yes Kimmi no snickering from the back there. You may have beaten your sister but Carl is my poetry coach and if he's too shook up to kick my ass into gear I won't get my comp entry done. So be nice.
What the hell??? Quote by Twisted_Skald
Welcome to our little community.
There's no need to worry about etiquette, be your warm friendly self.
We love to meet new arrivals and to help all new writers find their way through the process to be the writer they wish to be.
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I'm Michelle and your first beer is on me.
Quote by JamesLlewellyn
Good morning all! Cold, windy day with some flurries here.
And welcome JJF – or do you prefer something else, like Jack or Flash?
I see Michelle is still on a high. Entirely appropriate; her muse is singing within her, and if you haven't read the result, you should:
[url=https://]Artemis Club – Day 1 – Lunch[/url]
I always try to start a story with a (ahem) bang, so lemme add my own favourite openings from my meager stock:
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