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I've just seen this while I was browsing. May I add my congratulation too. What a phenomenal achievement. Avidly Curious directed me to your work when I was struggling with “Pretty Woman”. It was a dark story which was important to me but it wasn't erotic enough. After reading your work I managed to insert the erotic element without detracting from my story. I have been a fan ever since. Thanks Avidly Curious.

That is so nice of you to say that. I'm always up for providing help or support if I can. So glad it helped you and now look where we are. Firm friends.

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Ready for a live push by Tuesday no doubt. 😇

Thank you so much. That's much appreciated.

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We can sort our Media albums by Most Commented, Most Liked, and Most Viewed, and I've wondered about doing that for our stories as well... but my programming experience is primarily Commodore Basic so I won't speculate on the feasibility of making it a feature.

Sorting in the interface could probably be achieved but you still have the problem of getting that data out into a file of some kind. That's what I'd really like, not an alternative interface where I still have to trawl through 500+ files in order to jot it all down.

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I’ve been wishing for the ability to view or extract data about my stories too. It’s a very manual process right now, and as a result I only do it every few months.

That said, life is full of tasks that shouldn’t be difficult to do, but still take time - and may never get done. Sure, the underlying SQL query should be a piece of cake, and I presume that creating a custom page that displays the data in an html table might not be hard either. But like seeker said, the ease of doing this holistically may depend on whether this site’s content platform comes with a robust report writer that includes export functionality to csv. Otherwise you might be looking at a large coding and testing effort to ensure that it reliably works on all browsers/devices and with all datasets, also becoming something the staff have to maintain even as underlying packages change.

I would love to have this feature, but I understand that this site’s small, busy crew have to prioritize their work.

I agree with your overall premise, which is why, if the data is exported in csv format, then there is no requirement for an interface that needs to work on different browsers.

After all, we want the data to analyse not for it to look good on a Web page.

I do hope something like this can be achieved. I could write it myself as I've been in software engineering for many years.

Can we please have a button on our published stories page that can provide an output of all our own stories, documenting the following:

Name of story, category, likes, number of comments, reads, famous story tag, recommended read, competition entry and competition winner or placement.

The output should be a comma separated file or Excel spreadsheet, but the former is easier. Anything that can easily be imported into a spreadsheet in order to perform some form of statistical analysis.

It shouldn't be such a big problem to do.

Congratulations Milik The Red. That's how I first knew you as a writer and a brilliant one at that. You're writing encouraged me immensely when I first started. I got the Omnium bug too. So, this is a fitting accomplishment. Welcome to the club.

Oh! Wow! I didn't know this was here. I was politely pushed to these posts by the gorgeous AC (was I really her second friend - have I been here that long?)

I'm actually speechless and blown away (no not like that). I've loved sharing my filthy mind with everyone that wants to read, and I've been fortunate to draw on experiences that have allowed this. Five hundred doesn't seem that much, and yet there's not many in the club.

Every one of you, are all amazing writers in your own right, so to see this here is - well, amazing.

Thank you all. I feel very honoured.

I'm so sorry to hear of your loss Milik. Simplicity was wonderful. You have my sincere condolences.

Congratulations to everyone in the top 10. Well deserved.

Sad news indeed. Only forty two. That doesn't seem right, does it? He was an amazing poet, and I must have read most of the work he posted here.

I have written stories with and without a cover, I don't think there's any relevance to readership. But, if a cover is present it will affect whether I read the story or not. I expect the cover to at least resemble the acts described in the story too or resemble the person described.

Sometimes, I've found an image and based the whole story around it, so that makes it significant to me.

70 words doesn't half make you think. I hope this is allowed.....

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I was about to fuck my dream girl. Her pearlescent creamy breasts glowed, her deep red lips smudged from an intense exchange of saliva.

My cock aimed at her opening, held apart by her fingers.

Did I see white teeth in there? I wasn't sure.

I pushed home guided by her hand on my bottom and that 'come fuck me' smile.

That silent scream opened my eyes wide.

Smashed it girl.... well done and very well deserved.

Glad I found this thread, I continuously have a 2 notifications bell icon with nothing underneath it. I'll try that clear all method. Thank you.

Just for information: I have found with many notifications that you can click and dismiss the first ten, but if you refresh the page, another 10 will appear. I've used that technique a lot.

I haven't written much this year, a few competition entries but that's about it. The start of this year is going to be difficult. It may provide some ideas but I'm very much a write it immediately kind of guy. When that spark happens, I mull it over, spin it around a few times, work out the twist and where its going to go, sit on it a while, rethink it. All of this in my head over, perhaps, a 3 day period. Then when I'm sure about it, write it in a few hours, basically I keep going until I finish it or I'm interrupted. As you can imagine from that, I don't tend to create in depth stories, but I want to change that this year, I do want to create something that takes longer to put together or requires research.......we shall see.

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Yes, yes, yes - I'm imagining something like that movie, The Eye, but with more oral sex.

Call it Seventh Sense....

Start it off by having a young boy looking innocently at the camera saying.....

"I chew dead people."

🤣

A huge congratulations to those on the podium and everyone that entered this competition.

But, what am I doing here!! 🤔

I feel really honoured to be sitting amongst giants, so a huge thank you to everyone that read Angela's Art Day and especially those that thought it worthy of being here.

Thank you 😁

I’ve been mulling over the issue aboard the Wicked Wench. After some thought, it seems obvious to me that AvidlyCurious is the demanding little slut of a ringleader, simply because she loves rings and often leads with her tongue.

Only the other day, I caught her rimming one of the female crew members as they slapped their thighs in delight, despite one of the crew shouting, “she’s behind you.” Never a true word spoken in jest, as they say.

I’ve seen her hiding all the jewels that have been plundered up her ample backside and encouraging all the other female crew members to do the same, which is why she’s always smiling. She’s planning something.

Any WannabeWordsmith would be able to tell that she lies when questioned about her innocence.

As for walking the plank, she’d walk anyone’s plank until she’s satisfied and they’re exhausted. Confining her to Davy Jones’ locker won’t work – she’s immune to chastity belts, and Davy Jones wouldn’t stand a chance once she’s extracted a tit-swinging, cunt clenching orgasm from him. And as for that octopus, well, she’d just smile and invite all eight tentacles to fill every hole possible.

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I had a biopsy on a red spot on side of my nose. It fucking hurts like a bitch to get a needle stuck in the side of your nose. I may not have been very brave during this procedure. 🙄

Could have been worse, Kimmi. Could have been on the side of your lips. No, not those, the ones down there....

Oh! and Hi to everyone I've missed over the last couple of years. Nice to see you all.

Hopefully, My Melissa is going to be bare. I mean be there.

Anyway she told me that she'll take on all cummers. I didn't know what that meant or how to spell it, so I've done my best.

I suggest you have a cake, some beer or a gin and tonic from the bar while you consider this intrusion into your social lives that you didn't actually ask for. I know, it's like someone coming though the door of a pub and shouting, "Big Issue."

Well, Melissa is big. And Beautiful. And full of life.

As a blatant plug though.

We have (InnocentGirl29 and Myself) published the first of a new eight part series called the Making of Melissa. It's in the queue ready to be rejected because of blatant sexual references. As if.

This series of stories were conceived and written a long time ago. During Covid, and we finished just as this site went into major upheaval. We felt it wasn't worth publishing then, but I think we're over the worse of it.

The synopsis is:

This is a series of eight stories documenting the Making of Melissa. It is a journey of the fall of a naughty wife into the depths of sexual bliss. A woman that can’t say no to the controlling influence upon her. There is nothing she won’t try in the pursuit of pleasure, no hole left untouched and no limit to the depths of depravity that she will descend.

We both hope you enjoy her journey as much as we have enjoyed creating and writing it.

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Especially stories that have cover images. I can't upload one either. It won't save as draft or submit.

At the moment, I'm frustrated and if Lush would submit, I'd spank it's fucking ass until it's RAW!

Kimmi submitting, Master Darkside I'll proudly be the whipping girl

Hahaha....bend over and be a good girl, Kimmi. 😏 I can just imagine your excitement. Now, here's the thing, if you got spanked every time Lush went wrong.... you'd be in heaven!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

At least it was working for you when you submitted your comp entry so it's something more recent than that.

Especially stories that have cover images. I can't upload one either. It won't save as draft or submit.

At the moment, I'm frustrated and if Lush would submit, I'd spank it's fucking ass until it's RAW!

Congrats to Saucy, Jaymal and VV for taking the top 3 places. Excellent work by you three. I'm especially pleased to see VV in amongst the prizes. I really am 😁😁😁

So pleased for everyone in the top 10 too and chuffed that I qualified with my modest offering.

I wonder what the next topic is going to be about...🥴

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The government taxes beer.
Advantage: Pussy.

In Texas, paying for pussy is NOw a FELONY... advantage Beer!!!

Well, now I'm confused. Where the fuck do people buy cats from? Do they have to go across the border and then maybe disguise it as a dog to bring it back. Jeez. That's weird right!!! 😉

I'll have a beer to be on the safe side, Rumps.

Don't want to get caught up in any pussy hustling.

No, fuck, give me water, let's play it really safe 😁😁😁

I always find it's raining outside when you need a much earned drink. But I'll have to forgo the whisky or brandy abs even the beer.

Lemsip please barman.

Only popped into day thanks to James for his weekly digest in between sneezes. Aren't you lot lucky there's a glass screen between you and me.

James, excellent idea to post people's stories because of lack of notifications. I'm trying my best to keep up every now and then.

I've had a hard day...I know, what a stupid innuendo...but hey, I'd like a whisky please and a big hello to everyone in the pub, especially Rumps.....😜😜😜

Particular congratulations to Tamara, WW, and Kimmi for taking home all that lovely cash.

I am honoured to be amongst the top ten of course but congratulations to everyone that entered, there was an abundance of good work as there always is. So, very good to be propping up deviantsusie....and before she asks...no it's not my hand! 🤣🤣🤣

I've already ordered my whisky Tamara.

No unfortunately no one knows I write on Lush. I say unfortunately because I'd like one friend to know and I'd like the wife to know too, but it's been a long time now.

I have written and shared erotica with my wife before, so she knows I can write this stuff, but that was before I found Lush. When I started publishing I hid the fact that I did it and I don't know why.

So this is my pleasure and it has allowed me to spread my wings in different forms of erotica that I wouldn't have ordinarily done. 

That's fascinating research Annie, well done for compiling this. So many different authors, though some did occur more than a few times, so well done to them.  I feel honoured to have taken the first place in Femdom...A sign that I must write more in this category perhaps. 😁