This was an unexpected surprise to be runner up. Congratulations to Piquet and kistinspencil, very well earned, and to Rowan for joining me holding them up.

Thanks to Kimmi for organising these mini competitions, they're really good fun.

Well, the first episode of my Sex Education Lessons is now out. On the Lush shelves so to speak. I was going to write just a one-off. But the second one came to me as I was penning it. Can't leave it at two so I thought of a third and a fourth. There's quite a lot of room for more but I think six would be ok.

Just the one out at the moment.

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I think “quantum tunneling” is one of the sexiest things I’ve heard in a while. 🔥 I wanna be quantum tunneled, please…

Cunt me in....

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I read it as into... that made me smile a bit.

Well it could have been into with quantum tunnelling......🤣

Have fun with this one Kimmi. I've just been reading books on this subject as it happens.

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Quantum Tunneling

He intriuged me, sprouting all this talk about how his dick was rooted in the quantum world, how the uncertainty principle would play out if he fucked me, and how superposition meant that I could cum twice in the same instant.

He had me when he explained how quantum tunnelling allowed his cock to be in my ass and cunt at the same time.

I slid onto his cock, and fucked him. And waited.

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I've also had a randomly awesome idea for a non-erotic (gasp!) short story that I would like to publish one day if it gains traction (and I actually finish it). Excited about that.

Nah! I don't think you're capable of non-erotic work. Something naughty will slip in, if you pardon the pun.

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We just submitted our third story.

Waiting a week now. My wife wrote it but unsure if she submitted it for review or just for editing. Should a submitted story say "pending review" on your page

If it's been submitted, the story will be on your main page and not in your drafts, and it will have currently being reviewed in a box underneath it.

Competition piece is finished a reasonable 4000 words. I'm going to sit on it for a while and then revisit it to polish it a bit.

This writing stuff takes time.

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Oh dear, Miss Rhodes, you have been a very very naughty girl.

Right. Back to the continuing saga of Chloe with a possible detour for the Wherefore Art Thou competition, if inspiration happens to strike between now and the closing date. Nothing yet...

I bet you had fun with this, I can just imagine you as the Principal and Kimmi as the very, very naughty Miss Rhodes sitting either side of a desk using TeamViewer. Please tell me you did that!!!! 🤣

I'm in the process of a new series. Seriously dirty stuff. My comp entry is half written. I have more to go but I like the direction its going in so far. The storyline just jumped out at me as soon as I saw the title of the comp. I just had to make it as realistic as possible.

Thanks for all the fun Kimmi. 👍

And congratulations to all the lucky winners.

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Conversations I have with myself:

Write something sexy dammit. This is a fucking sex site!

But… I like disturbing readers. Just a widdle bit.

No! Bad Kimmi! Move away from the dark side.

How about tentacles? They’re sexy.

No! Write a hot fucking story about humans having hot fucking sex!

Alien anal probing? They’re real—

No!

Okay, okaaayyyy. Me try. (evil grin snakes across my face) 😈

Hey! What's wrong with the DarkSide? 😟

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Fireworks

“Never play with fireworks,” I recalled my teacher telling me as I slipped the head of the rocket into my pussy. If the house caught fire right now and this thing lit, that’d be a hell of a way to go!

The firework was huge, bigger than any penis I’d ever seen. It was covered in lube, of course, and I got most of it in. Through experimenting, I found the right angles and rhythm…Boom!

Doesn't friction create heat....just saying! 🤪

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Mermaid (not an entry)

“But, Daaaaaadddddyyy… I love him!” 

“No! He’s a stupid human!”

Sad, Faria surfaced to tell Hans goodbye. 

“But, you told him about my abs?” Han’s chin tilted. “And my strong chiseled jaw?”

Faria nodded. “He said you’re too dumb.” 

“Can we at least fuck before…”

“Sure.” 

Hans unzipped. 

Faria screamed, “Eeeeeeek! What’s that one-eyed monster attached to you?” Then, it lengthened. “I’m out.” 

She dove into the sea, leaving Hans holding his dick. 

Puts the phrase "who's afraid of the one-eyed monster," up there with "who's afraid of the big bad wolf."

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I told myself I was going to enter, but would wait because the muse was quiet. I wanted to write something, but would be patient. Now I read these entries and am struck dumb. But I have not given up! The muse will return! Thumbs will bang the phone and art will erupt!

Come on NaughtyBitsa get those stories out of your head...🤣

Mermaid (74 words)

The sea of contentment they called it. Swallower of souls.

Matt’s naked body was waist-deep in water as the silver-blue sheen of mermaid’s tails circled him. Teasing him.

A mouth swallowed his cock, sucking out his soul. A tongue probed his anus. A third approached him. Metallic-blue eyes demanding his attention. Golden hair cascading over her breasts.

She held him tightly, “Come with me. You won’t be sorry.”

His soul, captured and lost. Forever.

 Waterfall (74 words)

It was supposed to be a quickie behind the waterfall of souls. Melissa rushed forward. Ice-cold water inflamed her nipples, and her pussy chilled despite the heat from her groin.

Jason was a moment in time behind her, but walked into a wall of ice. His questioning stare watched as she was taken, pushed to oblivion. Not even her ecstatic screams escaped from inside.

But he could see every blissful nuance on her face.

Bonfire (74 words)

The fuck was furious, taking her on all fours with her hands outstretched, face pressed into the dirt, still holding the bouquet.

Her cheeks burned from the heat of the fire, but she took every inch of cock. Their only previous connection was a drink and a whispered phrase.

It was all she needed to give herself to him.

After the fuck, the charred flowers hung limply when she stood up to walk away.

Fireworks (74 words)

She turned up every year, despite him not being there.

Her sheer dress clung to her heaving breasts. She remembered how he made her feel, how his cock throbbed inside her, bringing her to orgasm. Inch by lovely inch.

Oh! Those orgasms, just like the fireworks blossoming in the sky, one after the other, mimicking how her mind registered each thrust. The kaleidoscope of colours flooded her senses.

Why?

She missed him so much.

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Here's my take on the bonfire picture....

The wedding had been quickly called off after the groom admitted to cheating during his bachelor party the previous evening.

Willa was a strong woman. She would get over this quickly.

"Well, there's always Nathan," she thought to herself. The groom's brother had always shown great interest in her.

Without another thought, Wlla tossed her bouquet into the bonfire and left the beach in search of her revenge.

Can't believe I'm reading this, its almost identical in tone to the one I wrote this morning. I haven't published mine though. So I think I'll write another one.

Congratulations to the top three, such worthy winners. 😀

Well done to everyone who took part, and a big thank you to the judges.

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Trying to start my competition entry story. Have the idea in my head. Just need to put it down in bytes.

If my recovering mother's new shoulder will cooperate!

Bytes or bites 😉 I shall look forward to it either way.

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Vote yes!

Yes

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Abstention Calling

I wallow in thought as café customers bustle around me.

That's it. I'm done with girls. New Year, new me. Four dumpings in six months; one straight after Christmas? Enough!

Time to forget Trish sucking my soul through my cock. Hannah begging “Harder” when I bite her nipples. Olivia’s tight arse. Tamsin’s deepthroa…

“Is this seat taken?”

I snap up. Brunette tresses framing button nose and freckled cheeks. Smiling. Inviting. Chic. Ripe for exploration.

Fuck.

That's not new years resolutions gone wrong. That's just normal behaviour. Love the flashbacks in this one.

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What a fun way to finish and start the year. I love your challenges! Thank you, Kimmi!

I Hear You

Not our first tango.

“Promised I wouldn’t… again.”

“I hear your plea, yet your hips’ back-and-forth rocking onto me screams louder. Same as last NYE’s party.”

There’s the leg shaking and... eyes shutting tight.

“You know there’s no holding it. Yield.”

That's it.

“Once you come down, here, taste your melted resolve coating my fingers and tell me, which one should I believe, your words or your quivering body beckoning me for more?”

“Damn you!”

Damn you indeed. Leg shaking was it. Hmmm.

Great idea, Kimmi. Seventy five words it is. Direct from the naughty cupboard under the stairs...

😁

Secret Whispers

After dinner that evening, I asked my wife what her New Year's resolution would be.

“To have sex more often,” she whispered. We mingled with the guests at the party.

Walking past the library, I heard my brother’s voice.

“So, you told him you’re going to have sex more often?”

“It was the truth, just not as often as I’ll be fucking you. Now stick your dick back in me and make me cum again.”

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Super huge Congratulations!!!

Thank you.

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Congrats DarkSide, that's a huge accomplishment!

Thank you so much. It just happened, I didn't go out to achieve it. 🤣

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Wow, 500! That's amazing! Congratulations!

Thank you so much. I started on 1, it just got out of hand. 🤣

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I've just seen this while I was browsing. May I add my congratulation too. What a phenomenal achievement. Avidly Curious directed me to your work when I was struggling with “Pretty Woman”. It was a dark story which was important to me but it wasn't erotic enough. After reading your work I managed to insert the erotic element without detracting from my story. I have been a fan ever since. Thanks Avidly Curious.

That is so nice of you to say that. I'm always up for providing help or support if I can. So glad it helped you and now look where we are. Firm friends.