Thanks for all the fun Kimmi. 👍

And congratulations to all the lucky winners.

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Conversations I have with myself:

Write something sexy dammit. This is a fucking sex site!

But… I like disturbing readers. Just a widdle bit.

No! Bad Kimmi! Move away from the dark side.

How about tentacles? They’re sexy.

No! Write a hot fucking story about humans having hot fucking sex!

Alien anal probing? They’re real—

No!

Okay, okaaayyyy. Me try. (evil grin snakes across my face) 😈

Hey! What's wrong with the DarkSide? 😟

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Fireworks

“Never play with fireworks,” I recalled my teacher telling me as I slipped the head of the rocket into my pussy. If the house caught fire right now and this thing lit, that’d be a hell of a way to go!

The firework was huge, bigger than any penis I’d ever seen. It was covered in lube, of course, and I got most of it in. Through experimenting, I found the right angles and rhythm…Boom!

Doesn't friction create heat....just saying! 🤪

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Mermaid (not an entry)

“But, Daaaaaadddddyyy… I love him!” 

“No! He’s a stupid human!”

Sad, Faria surfaced to tell Hans goodbye. 

“But, you told him about my abs?” Han’s chin tilted. “And my strong chiseled jaw?”

Faria nodded. “He said you’re too dumb.” 

“Can we at least fuck before…”

“Sure.” 

Hans unzipped. 

Faria screamed, “Eeeeeeek! What’s that one-eyed monster attached to you?” Then, it lengthened. “I’m out.” 

She dove into the sea, leaving Hans holding his dick. 

Puts the phrase "who's afraid of the one-eyed monster," up there with "who's afraid of the big bad wolf."

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I told myself I was going to enter, but would wait because the muse was quiet. I wanted to write something, but would be patient. Now I read these entries and am struck dumb. But I have not given up! The muse will return! Thumbs will bang the phone and art will erupt!

Come on NaughtyBitsa get those stories out of your head...🤣

Mermaid (74 words)

The sea of contentment they called it. Swallower of souls.

Matt’s naked body was waist-deep in water as the silver-blue sheen of mermaid’s tails circled him. Teasing him.

A mouth swallowed his cock, sucking out his soul. A tongue probed his anus. A third approached him. Metallic-blue eyes demanding his attention. Golden hair cascading over her breasts.

She held him tightly, “Come with me. You won’t be sorry.”

His soul, captured and lost. Forever.

 Waterfall (74 words)

It was supposed to be a quickie behind the waterfall of souls. Melissa rushed forward. Ice-cold water inflamed her nipples, and her pussy chilled despite the heat from her groin.

Jason was a moment in time behind her, but walked into a wall of ice. His questioning stare watched as she was taken, pushed to oblivion. Not even her ecstatic screams escaped from inside.

But he could see every blissful nuance on her face.

Bonfire (74 words)

The fuck was furious, taking her on all fours with her hands outstretched, face pressed into the dirt, still holding the bouquet.

Her cheeks burned from the heat of the fire, but she took every inch of cock. Their only previous connection was a drink and a whispered phrase.

It was all she needed to give herself to him.

After the fuck, the charred flowers hung limply when she stood up to walk away.

Fireworks (74 words)

She turned up every year, despite him not being there.

Her sheer dress clung to her heaving breasts. She remembered how he made her feel, how his cock throbbed inside her, bringing her to orgasm. Inch by lovely inch.

Oh! Those orgasms, just like the fireworks blossoming in the sky, one after the other, mimicking how her mind registered each thrust. The kaleidoscope of colours flooded her senses.

Why?

She missed him so much.

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Here's my take on the bonfire picture....

The wedding had been quickly called off after the groom admitted to cheating during his bachelor party the previous evening.

Willa was a strong woman. She would get over this quickly.

"Well, there's always Nathan," she thought to herself. The groom's brother had always shown great interest in her.

Without another thought, Wlla tossed her bouquet into the bonfire and left the beach in search of her revenge.

Can't believe I'm reading this, its almost identical in tone to the one I wrote this morning. I haven't published mine though. So I think I'll write another one.

Congratulations to the top three, such worthy winners. 😀

Well done to everyone who took part, and a big thank you to the judges.

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Trying to start my competition entry story. Have the idea in my head. Just need to put it down in bytes.

If my recovering mother's new shoulder will cooperate!

Bytes or bites 😉 I shall look forward to it either way.

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Vote yes!

Yes

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Abstention Calling

I wallow in thought as café customers bustle around me.

That's it. I'm done with girls. New Year, new me. Four dumpings in six months; one straight after Christmas? Enough!

Time to forget Trish sucking my soul through my cock. Hannah begging “Harder” when I bite her nipples. Olivia’s tight arse. Tamsin’s deepthroa…

“Is this seat taken?”

I snap up. Brunette tresses framing button nose and freckled cheeks. Smiling. Inviting. Chic. Ripe for exploration.

Fuck.

That's not new years resolutions gone wrong. That's just normal behaviour. Love the flashbacks in this one.

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What a fun way to finish and start the year. I love your challenges! Thank you, Kimmi!

I Hear You

Not our first tango.

“Promised I wouldn’t… again.”

“I hear your plea, yet your hips’ back-and-forth rocking onto me screams louder. Same as last NYE’s party.”

There’s the leg shaking and... eyes shutting tight.

“You know there’s no holding it. Yield.”

That's it.

“Once you come down, here, taste your melted resolve coating my fingers and tell me, which one should I believe, your words or your quivering body beckoning me for more?”

“Damn you!”

Damn you indeed. Leg shaking was it. Hmmm.

Great idea, Kimmi. Seventy five words it is. Direct from the naughty cupboard under the stairs...

😁

Secret Whispers

After dinner that evening, I asked my wife what her New Year's resolution would be.

“To have sex more often,” she whispered. We mingled with the guests at the party.

Walking past the library, I heard my brother’s voice.

“So, you told him you’re going to have sex more often?”

“It was the truth, just not as often as I’ll be fucking you. Now stick your dick back in me and make me cum again.”

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Super huge Congratulations!!!

Thank you.

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Congrats DarkSide, that's a huge accomplishment!

Thank you so much. It just happened, I didn't go out to achieve it. 🤣

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Wow, 500! That's amazing! Congratulations!

Thank you so much. I started on 1, it just got out of hand. 🤣

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I've just seen this while I was browsing. May I add my congratulation too. What a phenomenal achievement. Avidly Curious directed me to your work when I was struggling with “Pretty Woman”. It was a dark story which was important to me but it wasn't erotic enough. After reading your work I managed to insert the erotic element without detracting from my story. I have been a fan ever since. Thanks Avidly Curious.

That is so nice of you to say that. I'm always up for providing help or support if I can. So glad it helped you and now look where we are. Firm friends.

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Ready for a live push by Tuesday no doubt. 😇

Thank you so much. That's much appreciated.

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We can sort our Media albums by Most Commented, Most Liked, and Most Viewed, and I've wondered about doing that for our stories as well... but my programming experience is primarily Commodore Basic so I won't speculate on the feasibility of making it a feature.

Sorting in the interface could probably be achieved but you still have the problem of getting that data out into a file of some kind. That's what I'd really like, not an alternative interface where I still have to trawl through 500+ files in order to jot it all down.

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I’ve been wishing for the ability to view or extract data about my stories too. It’s a very manual process right now, and as a result I only do it every few months.

That said, life is full of tasks that shouldn’t be difficult to do, but still take time - and may never get done. Sure, the underlying SQL query should be a piece of cake, and I presume that creating a custom page that displays the data in an html table might not be hard either. But like seeker said, the ease of doing this holistically may depend on whether this site’s content platform comes with a robust report writer that includes export functionality to csv. Otherwise you might be looking at a large coding and testing effort to ensure that it reliably works on all browsers/devices and with all datasets, also becoming something the staff have to maintain even as underlying packages change.

I would love to have this feature, but I understand that this site’s small, busy crew have to prioritize their work.

I agree with your overall premise, which is why, if the data is exported in csv format, then there is no requirement for an interface that needs to work on different browsers.

After all, we want the data to analyse not for it to look good on a Web page.

I do hope something like this can be achieved. I could write it myself as I've been in software engineering for many years.

Can we please have a button on our published stories page that can provide an output of all our own stories, documenting the following:

Name of story, category, likes, number of comments, reads, famous story tag, recommended read, competition entry and competition winner or placement.

The output should be a comma separated file or Excel spreadsheet, but the former is easier. Anything that can easily be imported into a spreadsheet in order to perform some form of statistical analysis.

It shouldn't be such a big problem to do.

Congratulations Milik The Red. That's how I first knew you as a writer and a brilliant one at that. You're writing encouraged me immensely when I first started. I got the Omnium bug too. So, this is a fitting accomplishment. Welcome to the club.

Oh! Wow! I didn't know this was here. I was politely pushed to these posts by the gorgeous AC (was I really her second friend - have I been here that long?)

I'm actually speechless and blown away (no not like that). I've loved sharing my filthy mind with everyone that wants to read, and I've been fortunate to draw on experiences that have allowed this. Five hundred doesn't seem that much, and yet there's not many in the club.

Every one of you, are all amazing writers in your own right, so to see this here is - well, amazing.

Thank you all. I feel very honoured.

I'm so sorry to hear of your loss Milik. Simplicity was wonderful. You have my sincere condolences.

Congratulations to everyone in the top 10. Well deserved.

Sad news indeed. Only forty two. That doesn't seem right, does it? He was an amazing poet, and I must have read most of the work he posted here.

I have written stories with and without a cover, I don't think there's any relevance to readership. But, if a cover is present it will affect whether I read the story or not. I expect the cover to at least resemble the acts described in the story too or resemble the person described.

Sometimes, I've found an image and based the whole story around it, so that makes it significant to me.