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This doesn't make any sense at all. Story scores aren't supposed to be representative of how many people read the stories. It's about quality, not popularity.

If no one has to "push a button" then whatever metric it is you're envisaging isn't actually a score, is it? Why would the site want to change "scores to reads" if there is already a 'views' metric on stories already?


I have written an account of some analysis I did, I have sent that email to the contact us email address as specified. Hopefully, everyone On the Lush panel of representatives can read it, if and when it gets distributed. I'm not going to explain everything here because I don't want to create an issue out of something that may get rejected anyway.

However, you have indicated above that the scores are about quality - they are not. Mistakes are made when they are used. They can be used in a bad way to mark down stories, they can be ignored when everyone gives 5s, they are only ever used by friends of authors and some discerning people that bother to use them. They are not indicative of quality.

The views metric, and I may be wrong (Gav could correct me on this) is probably not representatives of reads either. I would assume it measures the hits on a downloaded page.

Measuring a proper read of a story is subjective, but reads are more indicative of how popular a story is. It's a different metric but probably a better one. Megananne1986 is correct in that it records the total reads and a mathematical approach would be needed.
I'd love to see the story scores improved or changed for the better. They are not representative of how many people read the stories. I have done some analysis on this and will send Gav my findings. I think you can change scores to reads and make it automatic as well so that no-one has to push a button or push a wrong button.
The Big Bang happened on 5th August, a long time ago (the date does take into account the change of calendars).
Quote by RumpleForeskin
Rumple (that's me, wrote the following last night but now it's on the previous page, at least on my 'puter, and since it's about Dark Side's new story and he just showed up today and didn't even ask for his free beer, well, that's why I'm reposting it. So there.

Just a quick story suggestion. All would-be authors and anyone else who just likes to read fine filthy fiction, should check out:

A Way With Words, by Dark Side

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/seduction/-a-way-with-words-.aspx

It so impressed me, DS now has a standing offer of a free beer the next time he stops by. ;)

Which reminds me -- who the hell wants a drink or coffee or tea or some fine lickers?

?



I'm blushing and honoured of course. My very own advert in Rumps bar. I'll have that beer now, Rumps. To calm my nerves. Thank you. You have a way with words too.
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Greetings to all Moanday mourning early risers and those of us who didn't sleep at all last night.


That's because you were at that bar last night trying to talk dirty to the woman in the bomber jacket. I did tell you she's already taken...

I'll have a coffee and a doughnut, please. I haven't had doughnuts in ages.

I don't know how you keep this bar open. Everything seems to be free. But you have the thumbs up from me. I may be back later for something stronger.
I love this place.

I found it by chance. I read a few stories which just sparked the desire to write my own. I found an outlet for my past sexual experiences and so I wrote. I met a lot of great authors. I read, I learnt, I developed.

I never really used the lush chat or forums that much. But I have made some great friends on here. Not in real life, not yet anyway. But never say never as they say. Some people I admired long ago have become friends and have now left. I miss them.

I admire and respect the Lush admin team and all the people that verify stories. They do a great job. I wouldn't want to do it.

I hope that by now, I've massaged myself into a mediocre writer. I love thinking up new sexual scenarios and applying them to different genres. I can't see myself stopping, but I have to one day.

This is my mind's sexual outlet...enough said.
I had an impure thought for a moment but definitely...

NICE
Anastasiya Berthier - apparently 34 KK boobs - I wouldn't mind going to lunch with her ?










Because you're so special. I bought you a Monet. Well, what else could I do.

Happy Birthday.


Congratulations to Mags...

and to everyone else that were mentioned as the runners up.

There were some wonderful stories and I read and scored every one of them. I don't know how the judges managed to separate them all.
Happy birthday Tonya. Hope it's as special as it can possibly be.

Congratulations to Hannah, Mags and Luca for topping the winning podium.

A big high five to all the others that had the honourable mentioned. So many excellent writers.

It was a great competition with lots of diverse and wonderfully written entries.
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If I got the chance to be a man for a little while I’d go to town and try everything - sex (definitely - with women, men and my right hand), I’d go to a gym and lift stuff - with my shirt off, and at home, I’d open all the jars in the cupboard, because I could. And, seriously, it would be interesting to experience life as the opposite sex. I’d want to change back again, though. I like being female


Now, I'd like to be female. The thought of having nice sized breasts and being able to suck on my nipples causing a flush of excitement down below. The thought of dressing up in all those sexy clothes. The thought of seducing a man and having them drool all over you. I would love to be a woman so that I could have sex with another woman. A 69 without a dick.

I don't think I would change back if I became female. I'd enjoy it too much.

But then I'd start wondering what it would be like to lick my own balls - just like a dog.
All these badges...I've almost run out of available coat to put them on!
A meal out with friends or family.
I really miss going out for a meal.


Congratulations Tamara - a job well done.

You all do a fantastic job.
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You could write another one called, Sticky Platonic. A story about a quarantined scientist working at a KrazyGlue research lab.


I think the Krazy Glue has been exclusively reserved for you. I mean, who would be dumb or brave enough to include glue!!!???

You could mistake the gel for KrazyGlue though, one shake of the hand and that's it you're stalled.
Looking at those woman's breasts wobble is good enough for me. They should be on Lush's front page.
Hiya everyone,

Is this place safe. Is everyone at least two metres apart. Okay, then I'll stop and have a whisky, please.

This social distancing is hard work and I think we'll all be doing it well after we have been told not to, especially when someone coughs.

I hope everyone here is keeping safe and only entering cyber bars, drinking virtual gin and tonics and virtual beers and only participating in cyber sex. At least we can't catch anything in here. *coughs*

Stay safe everyone.
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Another drunken double post by you. Next you'll be congratulating 10th place. Come on. You know you want to.


Not my fault the site sometimes takes ages to respond, then when it does you find you've hit the button more than once and then don't have the ability to delete it.

So, who came 10th. Anyone I know or appreciate ???
Congratulations to everyone that entered this competition but especially to Tams for climbing above the rest of the competition.

A great set of deserving winners and runners up - all round class. Well done to you.
Congratulations to everyone that entered this competition but especially to Tams for climbing above the rest of the competition.

A great set of deserving winners and runners up - all round class. Well done to you.
I would go in an instance. I wouldn't mind if I didn't come back. It would be an experience of a lifetime. Literally.
Granted, but whichever mind you choose to read leaves you reading mine.
(believe me, that's horrific)

I wish I was a slut.
He never touched her, simply breathing on her exposed sex did it.