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22 minutes ago
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High Lord of Darkness
Quote by Saucymh
If I got the chance to be a man for a little while I’d go to town and try everything - sex (definitely - with women, men and my right hand), I’d go to a gym and lift stuff - with my shirt off, and at home, I’d open all the jars in the cupboard, because I could. And, seriously, it would be interesting to experience life as the opposite sex. I’d want to change back again, though. I like being female
Now, I'd like to be female. The thought of having nice sized breasts and being able to suck on my nipples causing a flush of excitement down below. The thought of dressing up in all those sexy clothes. The thought of seducing a man and having them drool all over you. I would love to be a woman so that I could have sex with another woman. A 69 without a dick.
I don't think I would change back if I became female. I'd enjoy it too much.
But then I'd start wondering what it would be like to lick my own balls - just like a dog.
High Lord of Darkness
Quote by Ping
You could write another one called, Sticky Platonic.A story about a quarantined scientist working at a KrazyGlue research lab.
I think the Krazy Glue has been exclusively reserved for you. I mean, who would be dumb or brave enough to include glue!!!???
You could mistake the gel for KrazyGlue though, one shake of the hand and that's it you're stalled.
High Lord of Darkness
Hiya everyone,
Is this place safe. Is everyone at least two metres apart. Okay, then I'll stop and have a whisky, please.
This social distancing is hard work and I think we'll all be doing it well after we have been told not to, especially when someone coughs.
I hope everyone here is keeping safe and only entering cyber bars, drinking virtual gin and tonics and virtual beers and only participating in cyber sex. At least we can't catch anything in here. *coughs*
Stay safe everyone.
Is this place safe. Is everyone at least two metres apart. Okay, then I'll stop and have a whisky, please.
This social distancing is hard work and I think we'll all be doing it well after we have been told not to, especially when someone coughs.
I hope everyone here is keeping safe and only entering cyber bars, drinking virtual gin and tonics and virtual beers and only participating in cyber sex. At least we can't catch anything in here. *coughs*
Stay safe everyone.
High Lord of Darkness
Quote by Ping
Another drunken double post by you. Next you'll be congratulating 10th place.Come on. You know you want to.
Not my fault the site sometimes takes ages to respond, then when it does you find you've hit the button more than once and then don't have the ability to delete it.
So, who came 10th. Anyone I know or appreciate ???
High Lord of Darkness
I get turned on writing them. Well, thinking of them first, but some never get written because I forget the urgency of the sex by the time I put finger to keyboard and so the story just doesn't seem the same as I remember it. They get binned.
I rarely get aroused reading stories, but sometimes I do.
I rarely get aroused reading stories, but sometimes I do.
High Lord of Darkness
Well, I am absolutely amazed at my name being in lights. Thank you to everyone that read, commented and voted on the story and a big massive thank you to the judges for placing my story in third place.
A great job all round to all the winners and to everyone that entered. It was a strange competition and I found it hard to write horror when I knew what I was going to write. I have received many emails from some of you citing some of my work as inspirational.
That has also blown me away. So thank you so very much.
And it was an all Brit lineup on the podium. Thank's Nicola for an entertaining theme to a competition. It really stretched the imagination.
What can I say!
Well, I would really like to thank the Bad Martha Brewery company, for providing some inspirational words (part of which found themselves into the title) and for some inspirational spirits (all of which found themselves inside me). What a great Pub just outside Falmouth on Cape Cod. ALso thanks to Martha's Vineyard where it was set.
A great job all round to all the winners and to everyone that entered. It was a strange competition and I found it hard to write horror when I knew what I was going to write. I have received many emails from some of you citing some of my work as inspirational.
That has also blown me away. So thank you so very much.
And it was an all Brit lineup on the podium. Thank's Nicola for an entertaining theme to a competition. It really stretched the imagination.
What can I say!
Well, I would really like to thank the Bad Martha Brewery company, for providing some inspirational words (part of which found themselves into the title) and for some inspirational spirits (all of which found themselves inside me). What a great Pub just outside Falmouth on Cape Cod. ALso thanks to Martha's Vineyard where it was set.
