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DarkSide
1 hour ago
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I get turned on writing them. Well, thinking of them first, but some never get written because I forget the urgency of the sex by the time I put finger to keyboard and so the story just doesn't seem the same as I remember it. They get binned.

I rarely get aroused reading stories, but sometimes I do.
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Geez Gav, that’s bloody brilliant.


I agree, just seen it, and great to highlight those that have already been read.

Thanks Gav.
Happy Birthday Simmie, if I could I would sing you a birthday song, but I'm a hopeless singer.
They are really well done. Excellent even. Give up your day job and do this for a living instead. ?
Well, I am absolutely amazed at my name being in lights. Thank you to everyone that read, commented and voted on the story and a big massive thank you to the judges for placing my story in third place.

A great job all round to all the winners and to everyone that entered. It was a strange competition and I found it hard to write horror when I knew what I was going to write. I have received many emails from some of you citing some of my work as inspirational.

That has also blown me away. So thank you so very much.

And it was an all Brit lineup on the podium. Thank's Nicola for an entertaining theme to a competition. It really stretched the imagination.

What can I say!

Well, I would really like to thank the Bad Martha Brewery company, for providing some inspirational words (part of which found themselves into the title) and for some inspirational spirits (all of which found themselves inside me). What a great Pub just outside Falmouth on Cape Cod. ALso thanks to Martha's Vineyard where it was set.
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What a damnably outrageous suggestion!!

Can I steal it please?


Of course you can't steal it. For you - it's FREE!
as long as Betty makes an appearance. ?
I have hit some good patches and some bad ones. At one point I was churning the stories over and had a good batch lined up ready to go. Then I hit a bit of a wall. I wake up in the morning and a story comes to me, I have no problem thinking the scene and scenario through. In the evening when I want to write it up, its completely gone. Nothing remains. An inkling is there that reminds me I thought of it, but I cannot bring the detailed memories back and I can't be bothered to force it.

Some would say - all my stories are like that?! Ho-Hum.

It's probably because they are just stories and there is no real basis in reality. I find stories that are half true, easier to write. I shan't be delving into TENTACLE sex as no-one I know has any. Not on an intellectual level anyway. Though I have been known to be a sucker on occasion -

At the moment I have a block of flash stories that I'm working on slowly, adding to them, bit by bit, but longer ones I find harder. There's only so many ways any individual can get fucked - right!
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Thank heavens it's not just me! I know my stuff is never terribly over-sexed, but more and more, I just get caught up in the plot and characters and the sex seems tagged on to me. Which doesn't seem very fair on Lush readers.

As all you guys say, it's the danger of repetition in describing sex scenes that is the bugbear. I'll just have to try harder and maybe replace my bonnets with tentacles...


Hahaha I can see the title now - Tobias and the Raging Octopus that hitched a ride on a tea clipper from New Jersey.
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I am there right now. There are so many true stories I could tell, but those happened before I turned sixteen and that is against the rules and regs.


They're stories!? - just advance the timeline a little and make out the characters are older.
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What a wonderful achievement. Something to be proud of.
One thousand stories, I have a way to go to even come close.


So, so funny.???
What a wonderful achievement. Something to be proud of.
One thousand stories, I have a way to go to even come close.
I do like Gianna Michaels and Brandi Love - but my favourite is Lisa Ann. Lady Sonia is pretty good too.
I do like Gianna Michaels and Brandi Love - but my favourite is Lisa Ann. Lady Sonia is pretty good too.
I do like Gianna Michaels and Brandi Love - but my favourite is Lisa Ann. Lady Sonia is pretty good too.
Ten years...Ten fucking years... Amazing, and it's been ten good years too!

Just goes to show that some people have more time on their hands than they know what to do with.

Here's to the next ten
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Lol some one pass me a ruler


I got a ruler but it ain't got enough markings on it. Now what?
Happy birthday Jai, hope you have a great day and that you're spoilt rotten.

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Happy birthday Jai, hope you have a great day and that you're spoilt rotten.

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Well, I think I'm in, but only just. Between me and you, it looks a bit on the DarkSide.
Happy Birthday Tonya...Hope you are treated to a great time, a nice meal, a glass of wine or two and some great...You know what I mean!
Happy Birthday Tonya...Hope you are treated to a great time, a nice meal, a glass of wine or two and some great...You know what I mean!
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And of course, Diana Rigg, who played Olenna Tyrel, in her day was a beauty to match any of the other GOT girls.



Oh! Yes. Diana Rigg was a stunner especially as Emma Peel in the series Avengers. It was one of the sexiest TV shows around at the time. I was about ten years old and I remember watching it. I was profoundly affected.