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DirtyMartini
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Quote by Her Panicky Spriteness


lol - how come we don't have one of those!? smile


Why would you need a panic button Miss Sprite? It's the people around you who need the panic button...

And yeah, Stories Space is a great site...and I heard a rumor that the staff is real talented, friendly, helpful and a bunch of other good stuff...
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DirtyMartini
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So, how big is this potato anyway? Still trying to decide if it's worth entering...
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Don't get any ideas about playing with your food Miss Sprite...

Hey Nic...you didn't by any chance turn poor Gav into a potato?
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Quote by crazydiamond

*Contact your doctor or mother, whichever one gives better advice, before attempting anal bleaching


I was thinking maybe a therapist myself...

Btw Crazy-D, looks like you wrote the instruction manual for this procedure out pretty thoroughly...I have nothing to add here...
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DirtyMartini
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Good Afternoon Lushkins...Hope all is well here...yeah Rump, I might best pass on the coffee today...

You got a new case of Beaver Breath? That'll work for me...slide the case of Beaver Breath down here...I can open it myself....thanks...

Btw, I decided to take up golf...I just got a brand new set of clubs I want to try out...anyone want to join me?



Cheers,
Alan.
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Quote by nicola
That is an excellent find. I've been searching for a comprehensive list like that for over 6 months.

Thanks Alan!


Yeah, it was posted by Caridad over in the LSF group the other day...she's been coming up with a lot of good stuff lately...it's good to know people who know what's going on...

And Rump, I thought you knew all the indecent sites on the net...I'm kinda surprised...
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Good Morning my Lush type friends...what are the chances of getting a decent cup of coffee in this here establishment? Hmmm...just pour me a large mug and cut it with enough Beaver Breath to make it drinkable...about a quart should do the trick...

Yeah, somebody mention something about it being cold outside? Happens every year around these parts...sounds like another excuse to stay inside and drink, if you ask me...

So, what happened Reverend...you turn down the job as Pope? What's the matter, you didn't like the company car?

The Popemobile ain't so bad...just needs new rims, and maybe a few other custom accessories to dress it up...I think Scooter has a set of curb feelers he can sell you, if that helps...

Anyway, pass the coffee...

Cheers,
Alan.
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DirtyMartini
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I'm not sure I'm in the right thread, but close enough...

Is there a limit on the number of friends you can send a message to? I know I can send a message to everyone on my list with one check of a box, and that's like 200 people or something...but, I seem to have trouble when I want to add more than like ten names in the box...you know, that box thingy where you separate the names with a semi-colon...

I'm over at the blue site at the moment, and having problems...the sad thing is that I work there...
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DirtyMartini
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Quote by nicola
My god, they are actually charging some people!

http://rt.com/usa/facebook-inbox-folder-messages-602/



Yeah, they tried that move on me the other day...I like the way it says "Facebook says right now only a small number of people are testing out the program"...nice of them to pick me, makes me feel sorta special...

I can't see that lasting...someone over on the FB team has been smoking some real good stuff...
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DirtyMartini
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Yeah, Happy Birthday Jeff...just watch out blowing out the cake...people around here are dangerous...



Cheers,
Alan.
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Quote by slipperywhenwet2012


Has anyone else been criticized (and I use the term loosely in this case) because of something so trivial as your Lush Profile??


I had somebody once tell me it takes a while to scroll down my page...alright, my "notes" section is over 7k words...

But, if that's their worst problem...it really don't bother me...feel free to do whatever you want with your page btw...as long as it don't violate the rules...
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DirtyMartini
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Speaking of sports and exercise...I just saw this today...kinda makes sense to me...
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Quote by cody4domfemale
So the rumor is people are saying Kate Upton is too heavy to be a swin suit model??? really what are you thoughts.



I think you need to post more pictures so we can make a better informed decision...
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DirtyMartini
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Quote by Her Friendly Spriteness
i accept requests from everyone;


So, if I send you a friend request you'll accept it?

Let me go figure out how to do that...
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DirtyMartini
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Btw, Reverend Rump...I think I saw somewhere it was Johnny Cash's birthday as well...if not, we'll drink to him anyway...here's a video of Johnny, Willie Nelson, Waylon Jennings and Kris Kristofferson...and I think a few others, doing "Ghost Riders In The Sky"...

Pass another mug of Beaver Breath down when you get a chance...thanks...
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DirtyMartini
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Good Evening Lushketeers...Happy Fat's Birthday Tittie Tuesday...whatever...

Here's a Fats vid Reverend...Ain't That A Shame...



Now pass the bottle of Beaver Breath, and let's get this party going...

Cheers,
Alan.
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DirtyMartini
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Quote by AvaMarieex



Aha, unless you're kidding why would you want Lush to start charging us for sending messages?


Yeah, I wasn't exactly serious here...FB has been doing some real strange things lately, just had to take a screen shot...couldn't believe it myself, but I have heard other people say the same thing btw...very strange to me, really...
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DirtyMartini
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Just a note...never had a problem with paragraph breaks in the forum...it is a constant problem with submissions though...just corrected a couple over on the blue site tonight...
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DirtyMartini
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I think we need to start charging a buck per message, like Facebook does...

I had to take a screenshot, because apparently there were some who didn't believe...myself included...

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A fairly hot cover of "It's A Man's World" by Gov't Mule...check it out my friends...

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Quote by LadyX


This came up in another (sort of hilarious) thread, in a side discussion about whether or not writers of erotic stories are "real writers".



Suppose somebody writes both erotic and non-erotic stories...does that mean they're real writers on some days, and on other days they're not? Or, are they just totally messed up in the head?

Btw...that forum thread is so entertaining, I think we should talk Nic into packaging it as the next Lush eBook...

Might be a best seller actually...
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Quote by LadyX


You fail to appreciate comedy when it's right in front of you, Mr. JohnC.


You tell him Xuani...we could sell tickets to this sort of thing...and people be lining up...
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DirtyMartini
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I just need to post this in appreciation for all the hard working mods on this site, and they deserve a heartfelt thanks...because being a moderator here is a tiring, thankless job...and this photographic evidence finally confirms that...
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