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DirtyMartini
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
The Mighty Manfred Mann...I mean "The Mighty Quinn"...well, you know what I mean...

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DirtyMartini
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Quote by scooter

I don't consider guys that re-join the site several times in the past few years to be "real members" either.



Yeah, you tell him Scooter...it's like they don't know whether they're coming or going...and that could be a problem...


Glad you like that emoticon btw...I picked it out myself...
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DirtyMartini
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Quote by crazydiamond


Hint- it's in the title Lush STORIES



You have to understand Crazy-D that some people don't understand subtle hints like that...they need something a bit less subtle to get to their head...



Btw, this thread reminds me we could probably use a new emoticon...just sayin'
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DirtyMartini
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
I was just doing a list of Open Mic poetry venues, including radio shows, and thought I'd put it somewhere...this seems to be a good place...

Here is a listing of Open Mike Poetry events in New Jersey...this is the most extensive list I've seen...check it out my NJ poetry reading friends...

calendar : New Jersey : February, 2013 (poetry.openmikes.org)
http://poetry.openmikes.org/calendar/NJ

And in NYC...

5 Best Venues For Spoken Word And Poetry Readings In New York
http://newyork.cbslocal.com/guide/5-best-venues-for-spoken-word-and-poetry-readings-in-new-york/

Here's a call in radio program, on KZKO Radio, based in Denver...

World Poetry Open Mic - KZKO
http://www.worldpoetryopenmic.net/index.html

There is a bunch on BlogTalk Radio, you can do a search and you'll see what I mean...here's an example...

SpeakEasy Cafe "The Sound of Ink" Open Mic Poetry Show
http://www.blogtalkradio.com/speakeasycafe/2013/02/08/speakeasy-cafe-the-sound-of-ink-open-mic-poetry-show

There is also a ton of erotic poetry shows on BlogTalk Radio...a quick search of "erotic poetry" came up with over 23k results, like this one...

WKPJB 103.9 The Indie Storm : Masterful Mindgasms Erotic
http://www.blogtalkradio.com/wkpjbradio/2013/02/07/wkpjb-1039-the-indie-storm-masterful-mindgasms-erotic

Anyone who would like to add to this thread, in any area...please feel free...
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DirtyMartini
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Something tells me she better not go hiking anytime soon...and I bet she needs a digital clock to tell time...
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and yesterday i was told someone had issued uploading a story as well - is anyone else having issues?


Damn, your story was so bad it got automatically rejected before it even had a chance to reach the mods...

That's pretty bad actually...
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DirtyMartini
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Not often you get to post a picture of Brigitte Bardot, an
d an Exakta camera...here she is with an Exakta VX and Angeniex 135/3.5 Type Y2 lens...the camera is from 1956, but this photo shoot is from 1965...
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DirtyMartini
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Damn, this is all getting real complicated here...why not just put something like this between each paragraph to make sure?
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DirtyMartini
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Happy Birthday Callisto...hope you have a great day...

Do I have to say Happy Birthday on all three sites btw? This should do...



Cheers,
Alan.
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DirtyMartini
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Quote by JasonMarak
Thanks for the idea, Milik.
Actually, I found an app called Ginger that does spelling and grammar check. Gonna try that out and see how it works. biggrin


There are also various online spell and grammar check sites...a quick search came up with this...

SpellCheckPlus
http://spellcheckplus.com/
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DirtyMartini
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Good Evening Lushketeers...well, this is indeed sad news that the Good Chef is gone...puts a bit of damper on this St. Valentine's holiday thingy...

I guess we'll just have to do what we always do...drink...pass me over a tall mug of Beaver Breath Reverend...I feel a case of sobriety coming on, and I don't want to let it go too far...

Btw Rump...I was looking at the last message Chef sent me...ahem...yeah, she told me to tell you to leave her tab open, and to put my drinks on it...and she'll come back and pay it off in about a year...

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's how the message read...I'll have to go check my inbox again...but, in the meantime...slide that mug of BB down here...thanks...

Cheers,
Alan.
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DirtyMartini
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Quote by nicola
That's interesting reading. M/M Romance at #1? Wow!


M/M does very well...always, it would seem...a number of female authors write M/M using male pen names, the opposite of the usual romance writers...there's an author on Lush who does that, can't recall her name, but I think you know who I mean...

Quote by nicola

Those price ranges they publish there, reflect our own quite accurately. The $2.99-$4.99 price range seems to sell the best for our publications.


Yeah, I think we're on point in that price range, certainly for the short story collections...from what I've gathered, we could go a bit higher for the novels, such as Ashleigh's...and novels are the key to sales success, regardless of genre...

"50 Shades Of Twilight" or "50 Shades Of Harry Potter" or whatever is on the top of the sales charts at the moment shows great hope for the future of erotica writers...but note...none of them are short story collections...just sayin'
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DirtyMartini
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Good Afternoon my Lushkin friends...hmmm, did I just hear the good Chef say that the first round is on her?

Let me think, what do I want for my first round...hey Rump, pass me over a quart of Beaver Breath and a bottle of bourbon chaser...

Thanks Chef, I really appreciate it...

Btw, it looks like there is a job opening up in Vatican City, and there's already a grassroots campaign to fill the vacancy...I say we elect the good Reverend Rump, anyone else here?

We can move Rumplebations into the Vatican...that ought to be good for business...besides, we'll never run out of communion wine...



Cheers,
Alan.
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DirtyMartini
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Quote by scooter


How long will that take Gav?


Why don't you go help him out Scooter...I'm sure he'll appreciate it...

Yeah, I was wondering where all my pictures went...I was ready to post them on the side of a milk carton when they went missing...
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DirtyMartini
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I like to insert some cool animated lines between paragraphs...something subtle though, that won't distract the reader...like this, for instance...
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Personally, I think those two should get together...I think they'd make a great couple...
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DirtyMartini
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Personally, I think those two should get together...I think they'd make a great couple...
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