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DirtyMartini

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29 Jul 2011

Quote by Dancing_Doll

I think we should have badges for getting to 100,000 profile views.

Btw Ashleigh...a big congratulations on the 100k milestone...all those views are well-deserved I might add...it's not every day you meet a girl who is both hot looking and can write hot stories...

Btw...if a car hits 100k miles, isn't it usually time to trade it in on a newer model???

Just thinking out loud...don't mind me... Regaeman Man

Regaeman Man

29 Jul 2011

Good Morning Lusher and Lushettes...what's happening here? Anyone make the coffee yet?

Can I get some service here??? I'll be back...like it or not...

Cheers,
Alan.
occasion5

occasion5

29 Jul 2011

Quote by nicola
Why don't you tag your stories thoroughly, so they will appear in both searches?

Story tags: humour, humor, funny, 67goat, whatever

That would save Gav trying to merge 2 dictionaries together.

I don't particularly have a problem with that...other than the tags start to take up multiple lines, which I guess isn't a problem...and btw, I see you've developed a real feel for my tag system... happy8

happy8

Btw...if we edit tags, do the stories go back to the mods? I added a tag to something over on Stories Space, and it just showed up right away...I would expect it would be the same here...

There are a few stories I'd like to add some tags to, especially early stuff...

29 Jul 2011

Here's a suggestion...I just noticed over on Stories Space that one of the "Popular tags" is the word "humour"...with the, um, non-American spelling...

If you click on it, all the stories tagged with the word "humour"...spelled that way, do indeed show up...but none of the stories tagged "humor" show...

Is there any way that both the American and, um, non-American spellings of certain words can be included in the same search?

I know, I'll probably get a response something to the effect that us U.S. types should just learn how to spell...but, if I type "humour" in my word processor it just shows up as a misspelled word in spell-check...

Surely there must be a solution...I just don't want my stories/poems left out of popular searches because of the Americanized spelling of certain tags...even if we have to agree on a standardized spelling for certain popular tags...and maybe the mods can change them if they are entered differently?

I'm sure this situation applies equally on all three Lush sites to some extent or another...

Just my thoughts for today... My 2 cents

My 2 cents

29 Jul 2011

You know Nicola...I happen to agree with Jenni and Her Spriteness...

I think this is a great idea...I think every Lush member should get their own Lush e-mail address and company gold card...

Just saying... happy8

happy8

29 Jul 2011

Always liked this version of this song from Porgy and Bess...and it was a big hit for Billy in '66...

But, I always liked Billy Stewart... icon_smile

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28 Jul 2011

T-Rex...note Elton John on the piano...was he a session player before his own career? Don't even know... dontknow

dontknow

27 Jul 2011

Quote by Paddler

The other part was a woven steel sheath, similar to a Japanese finger trap.

Hmmm...you know, I think I may have found a picture of what this thing looks like...

Not sure it looks comfortable though...and attaching the electrical part probably won't help...

27 Jul 2011

Just posted my latest contest entry over on Stories Space this morning...damn, the lazy bum I've been I didn't even finish my contest story for Lush...and I'm working on my third contest entry for Stories Space at the moment...

Not sure what that all that means...anyway, here is a poem I wrote for the SS contest about...um, Stories Space...

Happy Birthday Stories Space...

If It's Worth Reading, You'll Find It Here.

In the mood for something to read?
Then of my advice you best take heed.
If it’s worth reading, you’ll find it here,
On a site that’s celebrating its very first year.

Looking for adventure that packs a thrill?
Or a crime drama that ends in a kill?
You can find a romance about a heated affair,
Or a horror story guaranteed to scare.

Supernatural stories if you’re so inclined,
Musings that will exercise your mind,
Science fiction from outer space,
Action stories that end in a chase.

A little humor could brighten your day,
Or maybe you could read a play,
Don’t have time for the next great tome?
Take a few minutes and read a poem.

There’s a great forum if you need advice,
Or help with some literary device,
And if you happen to be a writer too,
You can submit your stories for review.

Yes, Stories Space has just begun,
So come along and join the fun,
To the first year we must bid adieu,
And head on in to year number two.

07-26-11.

27 Jul 2011

Sort of reminds me of some of the advice that Morgan Hawke has been posting right here in the Lush forum for the last few months...

Maybe you should check it out...this article comes to mind, for one...
http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst16386_RANT-I-want-to-SEE-the-story-damn-it.aspx

27 Jul 2011

Quote by theoldfolks
How do you handle a problem like this. HELP ----

Ann

You know, looking at your avatar pic...If I were you, I would send them that picture of yourself and explain that you are old, senility is starting to kick in a bit, and you really don't know much about these "new-fangled contraptions" like computers...

I think once they see the picture they'll understand...

27 Jul 2011

Yeah, this makes perfect sense to me...what's the problem here?

26 Jul 2011

Led Zeppelin is the most notorious song thief...check this link...they stole most of their most famous songs...even "Stairway" is stolen from some 1966 song I can't recall...at least the opening chords were...check out this link...
http://earfarm.com/features/daily-feature/monday/1820

I like Jimmy Page, but they are really, really bad...check this video...

26 Jul 2011

I could be here all day posting songs that were either ripped off, or ripped from...

This is one of the most famous originals...Cream "borrowed" this song for their song "Strange Brew"...it's an almost note for note copy, less obvious than what the Beach Boys did with Chuck, but if you really listen you can hear it...

Eric Clapton was hugely influenced by Albert King, as were most of the British rockers in the sixties...

26 Jul 2011

Catchy song Oberon, and I see what you mean...

"Borrowing" music and lyrics is pretty much tradition in the blues...and pop music as well...

Here is the Beach Boys doing the Chuck Berry song "Sweet Little 16"...with different lyrics, but of course...just one more famous example...

26 Jul 2011

I think somebody needs to spell-check their thread title..."global warning?"...

Not going to mention any names... Whistle

Whistle

26 Jul 2011

Quote by Oberon
Aside from the fact that the line: "He's So Fine" and the line: "My Sweet Lord" each have 3 syllables and descending notes, the 2 songs couldn't be more dissimilar.

I always thought there was a similarity...I had always guessed that his borrowing the song "He's So Fine" for his song "My Sweet Lord" was sort of a further tribute to God...

But, really I haven't a clue...

26 Jul 2011

Quote by WellMadeMale
Quote by DirtyMartini
I thought that was a pretty shitty trick actually...

Number One or number Two (videoed trick, I mean)?

I didn't even realize there was a number two...just watched the first one...

26 Jul 2011

Quote by Paddler

The main part was a flat-bottomed, round disk that was a powerful electromagnet. It was plugged into the wall with a power supply.

Yeah, but this is the scary part...you better have an outlet near the bed...or a long extension cord...

26 Jul 2011

I thought that was a pretty shitty trick actually...

26 Jul 2011

Good Afternoon my Lushkin Pubmates...looks like a real crowd here...won't say anymore than that...

I see Savanna found her way back...we knew she's be back, in fact we even left the light on...just like Motel 6...

Welcome back btw...

Yeah, not much really changes around here...every once in a while we change seats...I think...

I'll take a couple Dirty Martinis for now...with a bottle of bourbon chaser, just for good measure...

Cheers,
Alan.
occasion5

occasion5

26 Jul 2011

It's an electrical device? I wouldn't use it for shower sex...

Just saying...

26 Jul 2011

It's only really messed up when the kids get a little older and download a porn video off the net...

What a way to find out your parents are porn stars...watch a video of Mommy and Daddy having sex...

Ewwwww....

26 Jul 2011

What's the problem there Magical? That cat don't look like it's into the idea...

I'll think I'll pass on this one myself...why do I think this could be a disaster waiting to happen?

26 Jul 2011

Quote by WellMadeMale

Dude! That's the main reason I watch pr0n. If it doesn't have the right music to set the tone...I fire up this soundtrack, and turn off the porn volume.

Gee...thanks Jeff for that, I just listened to that...now the trick is to get it out of my head later...

That was just sooo romantic...I mean, if that music doesn't get a girl in the mood, surely nothing will...

Btw, I like the homemade porn stuff myself...kind of like the girls solo playing with their toys type stuff...

How can you go wrong with that?

26 Jul 2011

Quote by Curlygirly

"This is your brain on drugs. Any questions?"

Oh yeah, that was funny...and even funnier were the shirts and posters that followed about your brain with a side of bacon...

Btw...you don't still cook with a light bulb I hope? Takes a while to fry bacon...

26 Jul 2011

Oh yeah...a sarcasm meter...that would be a good feature to add to the Lush forums...it might hit overload and blow up on the first day...

We could probably use one of these as well...

26 Jul 2011

Quote by mazza
Oh good song Alan? Want to dance?

I'm sorry...picked a bad time to walk away I see, especially now that I see what you're wearing...

And yeah...that's fine... icon_smile

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26 Jul 2011

Quote by Callisto

Is that sarcasm? lol

Sarcasm? Who me?

I'm sorry...what was the question again??? Lol... happy8

happy8

26 Jul 2011

Oh wow...I think I'm getting flashbacks here...the colors, the colors... Regaeman Man

Regaeman Man