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Dirty_D
Over 90 days ago
Pan Female, 47
0 miles · Ocala

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why is it that everything I want to do is always the same day... seriously wtf.
That is naughty night shift nurse, by pretty serious. Its a great shade of purple.

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they look like giant penises. i think that's the point biggrin


*nods sagely* yeap and some do quite a bit of battering around. up under that ice you know.
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A taco, enchilada, Mexican rice, chips & salsa, and 2 ice cold Tecates with limes.


I didnt see you here at the house?

A friend came over and made her grandmas queso, enchiladas, with all the fixins. Yum!
I enjoy my daily runs/rides. (running on 3-4 days, cycle the others) I am used to the normal amount of whistles, honks, and guys hanging out the window as they drive by. However, recently a couple of different things have me wondering how many people this happens to.

Last week I had a man lean out the window as I ran across the crosswalk, attempting to flag me down. I continued my run, listening to my tunes and just thinking of my breathing. (the main attraction to running to me is that I can be alone with my thoughts and do the mental sorting that helps keep me sane) However, a half mile up the road, the same man had turned around and pulled into a drive, blocking my way and standing there. He gave me his card(which, please note future stalkers, if you are giving me a card when I am dressed to run, I don't have pockets, and any paper gets soggy with sweat)

Okay, well, I run a minimum of 3x week, times months and months times hundred of cars, so Ill take the one random outlier. But then yesterday as I was finishing my run, I noticed a guy using his phone to video me. (ick)

So tell me, am I in a sleazier area then I previously thought? Or does this happen to everyone? How do you handle it? How do you protect yourself?
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The cleats usually come with the pedals. They are made of plastic, and only cost £15 when sold separately. Did you buy something super swanky?

It is an odd feeling at first, being clipped in. There's an adjustment screw which I set to the weakest spring setting, so it's easier to get your feet out. I was scared about getting stuck in them and falling off, but after a little practice, it becomes second nature (good advice from Misterx).


My bike came with the pedals already in place. So I needed the shoes. I took it to an all purpose trail, practicing unclipping and clipping at each end. But my time over that course, sustaining a 2 mph drop over each of the 10 miles, just trying to keep from falling over at each end.
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Helpful tip i learned when i first got my shoes for my pedals. Stick the bike in between a door frame in your house. Sit on the bike and clip one foot in and out 10 times switch and do the other same way.
This way if your falling you can grab onto the door handle. This practice will be helpful when your riding for your first time with them.

I love to ride my bike, i too have bad knees for a young guy, too many years as a catcher in baseball and volleyball beating on my knees, and yes running. The cycling helps me maintain the cardio and workout and less pain on the old knees. And i look great in spandex i have been told biggrin


Okay, I sucked it up and got shoes (euro size 45 )

Why didn't anyone tell how great it was to use those cleats?? Well if I can find the damned things. Or how scary it was to be clipped in the first time?
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Love the new name Dirty_D.

I'm thinking of changing my name as well...... was thinking of naughtynurse now that it is available





I guess thats one way to get into the naughtynurse
Hey there rf!

I just finished up my last night this week! (Let's hear it for Fridays! Woot!) pass me some of that caffeine rejuvenator so I can enjoy my day off.


I think it's time for a beach day. Who's with me, and more importantly, who's bringing the drinks?
Hello!

That is rather my plan. Although, I had been in the habit of changing my av regularly, so it might not work as well as could be hoped.


The attitude is still the same does that count? Lol.
To produce a couple decent audio stories. I recorded my first poem, so the first step had been taken

Also I want to finish my collab, and produce it to the best level it can.

And knock at least one out of my unfinished album.
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No body gets to write trek fan fiction until IM ALLOWED to write trek fan fiction.

So it shall be written, so it shall be done!


I'm a huge terry Pratchett fan, do you know how much I want to write about dwarves?
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The reason lie detectors are not admissible in court is because they are inaccurate. Medieval torture is much better at getting to the truth. I prefer stretching people on the rack.




Hey! It's good enough for Maury!!
If you require a lie detector, you have much bigger problems than a simple question.


If I feel I need a lie detector, I leave. Trust is paramount, and I won't put up with lies. Any answer bothers me less than the lie.
It is done. I'll be Dirty_D from now on.


I'm still the head nurse though ;)
I'd spend time a lot of time peeing. Standing up, then on a tree, write my name in the sand. Then I'd stretch my balls. Then go for a run without having to wear a tight sports bra.
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next caller?



Dear Tex,

Long time listener, first time caller.

I'm quite tall; we are talking jolly green giant realm here. I work out, run, cycle, swim. But my boyfriend never wants to go dancing with me. I wear low cut dresses that show off my huge tits, but he still won't cha cha with me.

What should I do?

Jolly giantess
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I wouldn't worry about it too much. Anyone who has friended you, followed you or favourited one of your stories will just see the new name in their respective lists. Follow that up with a message to all your friends and a short-term note on your profile page and you'll be fine.

I don't know about the rest of you, but a naughty nurse showdown does sound interesting though. Oh my...


Although my "charge nurse" was one of my first stories that I wrote here, I'll still pit it against any of the other nurse stories. ;)
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I would have to side with HA on this one too. I once thought of changing My name and dropping the Master title, but there are a number of Jonathan's already and like H.A. said, I worked long and hard to get whatever reputation I have. So I decided (along with some input from friends) to keep My name. My readers know Me and look for Me by name. I didn't want to lose any of them in a name change that probably wouldn't be as good as the one I had.


While this was my opinion for a long time, recently I've had friends get me confused with one other person in particular. I picked the name on a whim when I first joined, with no thoughts of writing at the time, but a desire to not use the name I am active with on several other forums(mostly horse related) Now Im less active on those boards, and very active here. I understand that there are always going to be others similar, I feel that the other naughty nurse's who are relatively regular are counterproductive to my "brand." One in particular writes a fair bit, and in the trashy "porn" style erotica that I try to avoid. Recently, I have had a few friends, not just random people but people I chat with, become confused over a message they got about a story. Not my story and not one I would claim if I could. This is why I would like to change it.


plus im not a naughtynurse. Im a very good nurse, who happens to be a bit dirty too biggrin
I think Im going to change my user name to DirtyD


(ps dani i miss the flashy panties)
When I've been groped by strangers like this, I find I'm suddenly a very bad dancer. My stilleto heels tend to stomp down on the feet of which ever guy is doing the groping. View my ass like you would my car. Touch by invitation only.


*Im 6' and run regularly. I put those heels to very good use. Gropers typically become hopping-on-one-footers.*
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What's your address?


4240 wallaby way
Sidney, Australia
Great pictures, stories, and a background with Wonder Woman. What more could you want?
I've been "naughtynurse" on this site for sometime. When I joined, I was the only one, but now I find there have been several people join who are using a version of "my" name. This has become increasingly frustrating as a few are neither real nurses nor are they authors who's work I would want to be associated with in anyway. (I'm sure they have some talent, but I would rather they remain disassociated from my work)

So I was thinking of changing my name. Do you as readers notice if your favorite authors start posting with a different name? How do you identify them? What can I as the author do to assist the reader with associating my soon-to-be new identity with my old one?
At 5p I had a salad, romaine with tomatoes from my garden, topped with beef seasoned with cumin, oregano, and chili pepper, all cooked with onion and garlic. Ranch dressing.

At 1a I had some strawberries and pineapple.

Not sure which counts as dinner but those are my meals.