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Quote by _Atlantis
If you make a priority list for followings; 1-smart, 2-humor, 3-sexy, 4-sweet, 5- faithful, how would be your priority list?


1, 2, 5(although I would take this a step farther and say honest), 3, 4
Quote by Meggsy


I agree.

I may be wrong but I think Kitty is use more in America than in other countries - but not exclusively.
I use vagina in conversation where it is not about having sex. When sex is concerned I can and do use them all.
No matter what its called its the centre of my universe.

I once heard a nurse mention in maternity say she has not seen a pretty one yet - I dont agree. Some are beautiful (10/10) and others vary up and own the scale. Not all are perfect in appearance but never rejected.


A maternity nurse gets a different view of all the assorted bits. Not exactly the most flattering one either.


One, two, three and four
The devil's knocking at your door
Caught in the eye of a dead man's lie
Destroy your life with your head held high
Now you're on your knees
With your head down low
Big man tells you where to go
Tell him it's good
Tell him okay
Don't do a Goddamn thing they say
Ill tell you like Ive told others: I have no problem assisting those who truly wish to get better and improve their writing. Ill not DO it for you.

ETA: length and category are not an issue for me, a 600 first time story or a 10, 000 word . The important thing is the desire to write a quality piece.
My favorite breakfast! Can we get a batch of Peach Bellinis ready for when I get off work too?
Fuck love...what has it ever done for me? Left me hurt and unhappy. Now sex...that leaves a different sort of hurt, and if I'm unhappy, then I can usually ensure that doesn't happen again.
Quote by RumpleForeskin
In the 'Some People Are Proud of Being Stupic' Department:

LUFKIN, Texas (AP) -
Police in East Texas have arrested a woman after she called them to complain about the quality of the marijuana she had purchased from a dealer.

Lufkin police Sgt. David Casper said Monday that an officer went to the home of 37-year-old Evelyn Hamilton to hear her complaint that the dealer refused to return her money after she objected that the drug was substandard.

Casper says she pulled the small amount of marijuana from her bra when the officer asked if she still had it.

She was arrested Friday on a charge of possession of drug paraphernalia.

Hamilton said Monday that she spent $40 on "seeds and residue." She says she called police when she got no satisfaction from the dealer's family.

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Naughty, you think maybe there's such a thing as a mental enema? If so, Ms Hamilton would seem to be in dire need of one of your '4-H' specials.



official diagnosis: TSTL
Quote by seeker4


I wish he would finish that damn thing and move on to something else. I loved his early stuff but A Song of Ice and Fire hasn't done much for me.


his early stuff is good too. smile



Robin Hobb: really good fantasy work
Quote by danielle03
she is a bookworm.. no nonsense kind of person.. eloquent as well.. if that is you on you AV.. love the tattoos


Not me, but I do have tattoos, am curvy, love motorcycles, and can turn a wrench.


the Mad one spins an excellent tale, and cheers for the red baseball team. even if its not the right reds.
Quote by nicola
Thinking about this some more, the answer is simple.

This site is not set up for co-authored stories. I don't know any that are. Without a great deal of coding (unavailable), it will never be.

We set it up this way, as the vast majority of people, will write their own stories / poems. Writing is a personal thing, I'd not even envisaged people would wish to co-write short erotic stories when I started it (not that it's a bad thing).

Co-authored stories need to be allocated to one person's account here, that's the long and the short of it. Credit will be given to the "other" author (s) by way of a link (the current wording needs changing).

That's all we can do given the setup and resources available, and I think it's fair enough.



Im pleased as punch to have the link we currently do! Thank you to Gav for setting that up for us smile
I'll take a new Lelo (either the Ora or the Soraya please), some free time to use them, and less stress in my life to enable me to enjoy them fully. That should fix whatever problems I might currently have.
Seriously??? its taken 4 1/2 months to try to get this resolved? Wtf...
Quote by Magical_felix


I am not too sure what his status means. Like others said, he could be someone that rarely checks and just hasn't realized to change it or he could have met someone right after your date and just had some instant connection and they banged that night and have been together since. That's happened to me before and some women will just be like, "we fucked, and I'm not going anywhere". It happens.

What I replied to this thread to say though is this. A lot of girls don't realize this because they do it so much that they think it's just like whatever... When a guy meets a girl and you set up a first date (or an early second or third date) and she cancels on you only to later change her mind and say she can go it is a red flag to us. Or maybe I should say for me... But when girls do this it makes me wonder if they aren't just playing around and seeing which dude offers up the best date on a saturday night. I'd be thinking, how is someone not sure if they can or can't go out saturday? It's not like she's working... So I think, she's either got another date possibly in the works or she has annoying ass friends that guilt trip her when she can't go out with the girls. Both are pretty annoying and makes me not take a girl seriously. I will still go out with her when she finally is able to figure out when she's free but she has to be pretty awesome for me to then feel I am going to be competing for this chick. So I just wanted to say that this type of thing really early on will hurt your chances of getting with a dude you really like.


Or they really are working, and then get called off.
Quote by MasterJonathan
Just a "for what it's worth" here, but Poppet and I have collaborated on two stories plus the one that is coming out now. And the way we have done it is I would get any "credit" for the first story and she got any credit for the second one, the third one will come back to Me and if we do a fourth one (which we probably will!) she will get the credit for it.

So far we haven't won any real accolades such as RR's or EP's or anything but had we, it would go to whoever's story it was. I know Poppet feels the same way as I do, but we are both just happy that our work together gets the reads it does!


When Delphi and I started to write our story, Settle for Nothing, it was really almost a joke. Neither of us had written anything with another person before, and we weren't certain how it was going to work. In the end we just had fun writing. It's one of my favorite pieces of writing. Actually, it IS my favorite. From the beginning, we had agreed that the story would be published under her name. once we were finished, and had separated it into three parts, I saw no reason to change that. Even though all three parts received RR's, I'm very happy with our decision to post under her name. It got a good audience, and was well received. It certainly made me willing to consider another collaboration with the right person, on the right story. Writing with another person helped really improve my writing and showed me different things about the editing process that have made me a better writer.

Google Docs is a great tool for these collaborations!
I can't remember ever taking public transport, except a few times on vacation.
a bed is simple and convenient. But in truth, I like to have sex where ever I can get it: on the floor, against the wall, the bathroom sink, sofa, kitchen table, in a barn, a public restroom, outside along a trail, back of a truck, car seat, even had it on a trampoline. Variety is the spice of life.
I will use pussy, kitty, and cunt. It all depends on the content, and the audience.

"Going for that bike ride made my kitty feel like a squished frog. I really need to get a different seat." (to anyone)

"I'm really glad I shaved my pussy, as I ended up going home with that cute guy last night." (to friends)

"Fuck my cunt." (to the guy in bed with me, fucking me)
Quote by SereneProdigy


Does it depend on the situation and/or insult?



In a word, yes.

Someone saying whoa your hot is not an insult to me. same with wolf whistles ect.

What I find to be insulting? "you couldn't do this" "youre pretty fucking stupid" or others.

so to the first, I would prefer my date to ignore. The latter, I expect my date to stand up for.
I also have specifically chosen my pictures, either to go with the action, or to set the stage.
Quote by dpw

True obsession, by definition, is always bad in my opinion. Why else would it be called a disorder.
If all of your time, energy and thinking is dominating your life it is unbalanced. Obsessions make you neglect other important aspects of your life.
There is nothing wrong with being passionate about something or having strongly held beliefs. The problem arises when they become an obsession.


We have personality traits and then there are disorders. I have obsessive/compulsive traits: at the barn my lunge lines must go in the correct order. I want my schools books put back exactly how I leave them. But they don't interfere with my daily living. That is the difference between a trait and a disorder.


I've tried to have more then one cock before, but it never works out.