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Dirty_D
Over 90 days ago
Pan Female, 47
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Oh, and those who are using the "pull out method" of birth control. We have a word we call you: parents.
all those who have replied that they wont/dont use a condom, even with people they don't know the sexual history of:

Have you heard of the new "superbug" Antibiotic resistant Gonorrhea? It is not yet prevalent, but we have no way to fight it (unllike aids, where you can maintain on expensive drugs). For that matter, you cant rely on that way someone looks. Even if you have known them for years. Many infections do not show up immediately, or can be dormant, leaving the person a carrier, but without symptoms. For example Herpes, which affects 1 in 7 people in the US. How well do you know the partners your partner has had?

Do yourselves a favor, protect yourself. Im the first one to say I hate using a condom. Latex makes me itch and burn; my skin turns bright red. But Ill take that over the possibility of a disease.
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I love it when coco breaks out the whip!

(cutting in front of sprite here)
Call lights.
Iv pumps
"Nurse"
Call lights
Pulse ox
Pt coughing
Bed alarm
Call light
The story in my signature line is a co written story smile (shameless plug)
Boys, boys...no arguing over the enemas; I always follow the 4-H's:

1) Make it hot 2) Hang it high 3) give 'em a hellva lot, and 4) make 'em hold it.


Thanks for the drinks Seeker, Ill be lookng for your story. That last one was pretty impressive! Now then, something to sleep on please; so I can get up for work in the morning.
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Could he use it? A lot can,t, they think having a big dick is enough. All the ones that I met wanted me to top them!


my experience too.

And in answer to the OP, no.
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I pee in the shower, if I need to. Why wouldn't i? It's cleaner than doing it on a toilet ... Instant rinse.

I do not pee in the bathtub.
I don't take too many baths, and when I do, I shower first. I don't like the idea of soaking in dirty water like that (all confined).
I'm also not a huge fan of jacuzzi tubs. Have you ever seen how nasty the jets get? One of my girlfriends is a Master Plumber, and it isn't pretty.



this, except I take my shower after the bath. If I'm taking a bath, its typically a sore muscle thing, and then shower for the cleanliness.
It's okay, I assumed the empty bar meant serve yourself. So seeker and I enjoyed a few beers, eh?
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over here .... i'm over here....

giggles [serious giggles at that]



I'll try a moosehead; it's the perfect day to lay on the water with something going down smooth.

Rump, & seeker both, I'll have to try your stories out. I haven't had time to write anything myself since the one in my signature line I co-wrote with the delightful Delphi.
I'll take a beer, any that are cold and ready for this sunny delightfully warm day!

Do we have a dress code? I ditched my shirt to play in the pool.
*giggles*

I noticed this too, but I thought I wouldn't point out the obvious.

Hi Sprite. Im on my way to work now *sigh*.
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http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst19381p53_The-Rage-Cage.aspx

no it wasn't for this thread

but thanks for thinking that it was..

my heart, just got blacker..

thank you

thanks for feeding the flames-it's fun...




If a couple people on a website can make, "my heart, just got blacker" perhaps you should be speaking to a different audience, like a mental health professional. I've read your posts in dozens of threads. Either you are a narcissist in search of sympathy, or you need to be treated in a professional setting. Either way, its tiresome to the people who have responded to be constantly berated by your chosen method of self- flagellation.

Go outside, enjoy the fresh air, maybe get a new perspective on things.
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Read your story out loud to yourself. When you change intonation is a good rough guide to where you need a punctuation.
I was told that I comma splice! Now, I'll admit that I had never heard of it. However it is not wrong to do this as long as it isn't overdone.
Apparently it is a case of nations divided by a common language. In the UK it is used quite commonly but not across the pond. An interesting dilemma.


Used commonly is not used correctly.
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Yeah but usually a Lush 9 is like a real life 3.5

Just sayin'.


Ill have you know, I'm a real life 4 thank you very much!
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TO: HAINEKO

I just had to write back after reading what you said about the COMMA.

"Fucking comma, devils punctuation that thing is"

I have to tell YOU Haineko. I literally broke out laughing when I read that. That may be the
absolute best description of the comma that I have ever seen. BRAVO !!!

At least it's nice to know that I'm not the only one that has problems with the comma.

Again BRAVO Haineko.

Kathy


I will again recommend this guide. Clum (another fantastic mod) really did an excellent job making the comma easy to understand. It's a clever easy to read, and easy to understand piece that has helped many.
Leaving work after a long night and heading home to a comfy bed and clean sheets.
*runs in to buy a round for the bar and give the barkeep a quick hug*

Go Flyers!

(or Gators, its a win win game for me)
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I can't speak for everyone but I feel when we help each other the whole genre benefits.

I personally love to help new authors. I don't know everything but I do know some & it just may be what they need.

Unless it's comma related. Fucking comma, devils punctuation that thing is


Here you go, instant help. biggrin

Clum's super Fabulous comma guide
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This. I've noticed that the OP thanks those who agree with what she would like the answer to be (yes, of course I would happily go out with a woman if she paid me!), but pretty much just disdain and accusation to those who present a different opinion. Please realize that when you ask a question, you will not always get the answer you want. That is no reason to go on attack. You asked, and people answered.

I have absolutely no stake in this thread, or in the answers provided, but that sort of two-faced attitude is bothersome. No, I don't know the OP except from her posts. Those don't necessarily instill in me the warm and fuzzies.

<-- This means it's my opinion. I'm allowed to have one, just like anyone else.


I agree! I also don't know the OP except by reading her posts, and like you I've noticed this in every thread she has started.


Suck it up buttercup, there are a million different opinions out there to share. The nifty thing about opinions is they are not facts, so there is no right or wrong.
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You know nothing about me..except my posts..

And for the record, most women who go crazy, only react from men throwing them away or treating them poorly. Maybe they wouldn't go fucking nuts if treated with a modicum of respect....just saying..

I was stalked by last lover..and haven't had one since.

I had to get a restraining order..which wasn't served..

Cause he lives in another county.

Even though I dont know you, you are being rude to me.





Can't say I see where he was rude you asked a question, he answered it. You got defensive about his answer, telling him he was wrong and had issues. He posted a meme suggesting perhaps you should look in the mirror before accusing others. How was he rude?

I see a lot of posts from you asking people to validate your feelings. Suck it up and deal with it, not everyone is going to agree with you.
I don't wanna, don't wanna, don't wanna... and you can't make me.

*stamps foot and walks away*
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I just heard on the radio news the other day (while in my car) that someone had just been arrested for masturbating in their car. The charges were indecent exposure and sexual assault of a minor (just because the people in the car next to them saw them. An underage passenger was in that car) So the 'in the car masturbator' will now forever be listed on the sex offender list.

That might make one think twice about masturbating in the car.

It certainly gives me pause to think about the times that my wife gives me road head. Is it worth it?


a little easier for a girl in a skirt to be discreet! and during road head, thats what long hair is for.
more often then not im in scrubs, or shorts. jeans if its cool. skirts depending on my day, and the weather.