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Dirty_D
Over 90 days ago
Pan Female, 47
0 miles · Ocala

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I could keep this list going, from where Im looking the view is good biggrin
Before sleeping with someone I want to know if they snore, or are a blanket hog. Cold feet must be covered with socks. The worst offender though is a guy who gets nights sweats.
I use it in some recipes, but I tend to grab Tabasco first. (and I add that to everything from macaroni and cheese to eggs)
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Do you need new shoes?


How is this even a question?
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You have to be a part of a secret society.
The rules in the handbook specifically state that we're not allowed to talk about what goes on at functions with non-members.
The people that discuss it in public have either; (a) been booted from the club, or (b) have not read the whole handbook.
Failure to comply with the rules stipulated in the contract you sign when inducted into the club will involve the immediate removal of your statue and your name from the stone tablets in the inner sanctum.




Ms. Devil, per our agreement you were not to reveal the conditions of said contract.
If some one does take this person on, please encourage them to stop using all caps
which bothers you more? The barn person who has come in form working outside, mucking stalls, possibly dropping their cash in who knows what, or the person who even if she does get seminal fluid on the cash the viruses involved are extremely unlikely to cause a problem? You are MORE at risk from some one like me comin in after my shift with all kinds of germs floating about on my person, or the person just in line in front of me who had to go to the bathroom, but forgot to wash their hands. Get the Hand sanitizer, and use it regularly after everyone.


BTW, its the act of drying that kills the germs(it breaks down the cell walls). NOT the moisture its self. Actually, germs are able to travel through moisture.
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So it isn't Ms. Kittlesworth?

Bummer.


Hush now. The others aren't really supposed to know that.
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Same difference. All nonsensical anyway.




Take that back!! UNicorns are NOT nonsense.


(you could have said Pegasus feather)

ETA: I just saw that Sprite mentioned Pegasus also. lol Great minds, Same rut.
I've been here before. My long time (now ex) bf was very much like this. I still care about him a lot, but it was the main feature of why we split. We did/still do talk about it a lot, but his response has always been the same: "I'm sorry, but you know the way I am. Nothing has changed."

Basically if you have talked to him and he still hasnt realized that your needs are important too, then you have a choice to make. Either learn to live with this, or learn to live without him.


For me, I have realized that I am an important enough person in my own right that someone I am with needs to recognize that my needs are as important as their own.
sometimes. and it depends on the mirror/how I'm feeling at the time. Do I feel bloated? mirrors aren't my thing then. feeling good? sure bring it on.
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One way or another, every time... everyone has and does... Don't you think?


Truth.

I've not recieved a price for a sex act itself. But I've recieved gifts before.
I'm sure there are some women who are into it. However, I am not one of those.
1) either category is fine, use your tags to add the other.

2) that is fine. If you use actually members, make sure you have their permission.
cheating is anything you have to hide from your partner. If it is something you know would be willing to admit to them you engage in, regardless of weather you actually are sharing at the moment, its not. If it's something that you know would hurt your partner, but you continue anyway, then it is cheating.

This template can be applied to all aspects of life, and all relationships. Some relationships are a bit more flexible then others, and allow more freedoms.
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Making my own cheese is definitely on my list, as well. I've made ricotta before...but it really is one of my least favorite cheeses unless it's incorporated with other cheeses like in pasta or pizza, but the easiest to make.



someday...we used to milk our own. you would think i would have tried it then. oops.H5oqdahaobWXCA0b
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I have to master the art of baking a cheesecake. I have tried dozens of times, but they never turn out right!


Do you use a waterbath? this helps alot!
The pages I used to follow on fb have been dramatically affected by the newer policies.

Long live lush!!
Annie is correct. You are more than welcome to write stories featuring other members, provided you have their permission.
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Oh, I have to think about this one for a bit. But one thing would be Baklava.


Made it a couple times. Very tasty, very time consuming.
Borscht, I really enjoyed the few times I've had it and would like to try my hand at making it some time.

Also cheese.
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I drive the speed limit or slower so I do it a couple times a day for the fucking assholes that tailgate me. I slow down. If you're in that much of a hurry leave earlier asshole because I'll make your trip longer.

I've been known to get down to 35 on the freeway and the dick head stayed on my ass even though there were 2 lanes open for him to go around me. He flashed his lights, pulled out to go around. I just smiled broadly as I kept pace so he couldn't get back over and gave him the finger as he passed his off ramp. He was pounding on the dashboard as I just kept driving away.

I will express my displeasure and my wife will tell me I'm just dragging myself down to his level. I disagree and tell her I'm just using the only language they understand to tell them. I don't care if it's a man or woman. Get on my ass and get the finger and a real delay as I slow down. I have stopped my car too.

At 60 miles an hour your car travels 88 feet in "ONE" second. At 30 it's 44 feet. Most peoples reaction time to surprise is over one second so if you're closer than that you've just hit the car in front. If you do, you're as stupid as it gets.


I'll pass on the right too. If you are going 35 on the interstate where the speed limit is 70, than you are a) breaking the posted minimum speed andb) MORE likely to cause an accident that the person following traffic going 80.


Wardog, I've driven in Chicago. Biggest potholes I've seen. Also in NY, where the biggest asshole drivers are.