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The slow guy in the left lane. Seriously?? Just get over so the rest of us can get to work on time!
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ROFLMAO I don't KNOW you, but...I LOVE YOU!!
Lol.
I live in Florida. Is there a place that has sooo many slow drivers who are unconcerned about blocking the flow of traffic? (& my lead foot?)
Quote by Metilda
I don't know - they just are. Not sexy, not ugly though, I guess. If I'm watching porn t's for the action, not the imagery of the pussy. I don't find images of them to be arousing unless tgere's something else to see - some suggestion of sexual activity.
This question has me thinking of the vagina scene from Fried Green Tomatos. "Today, ladies, we're going to look at our vah-ginas." LOL
Quote by dpw
It's strange, all the posts come from authors in this thread!
Self promotion methinks!
I get most of the stories that I read from the forums. Being a forum junkie I read profiles of people posting and if they've written a story I'll often read it. This has taken me into various categories that I would not normally check out. This way I've found some great stories I would have missed.
My biggest problem is the sheer number of stories on here.
Quote by Wilful
My primary source for new stories has been the competitions. There's been about 180 from the last three rounds alone.
Next, I'm slowly working my way through my friends' stories, typically prioritising those who send out a bulk email and those I've seen submit a new story on my activity feed (when it's not flooded by posts about someone I don't know's gallery picture).
Then I tend to look at the stories some of my friends are voting and commenting on, again from my activity feed. But I'm a bit more discriminating on who I follow into the fray, given some of my friends don't have the best taste in stories. Then again, I should watch what I say, especially as they're probably friends because they liked one of mine. Bit of a Woody Allen moment.
The notifications I receive from authors I'm following is a no-brainer. But I almost always drop everything and read those ones straight away, rather than just dump them into my reading queue.
Lastly, I'll sometimes follow the links at the bottom of each story to something similar. Bit of a story lotto, but sometimes rewarding.
At some point, I'll troll through the categories looking for something that blows my skirt up, no doubt starting with the Editor's Picks and the Recommended Reads. Heaven forbid, maybe even the new stories. But so far I've got enough to read with the above that I haven't got around to it yet.
For promoting my own, my forum signature is my primary source, and I keep that updated with my latest story. I have asked a few friends to read some of my stories in the context of, "I'd love to know what you think", but that's pretty much it.
As for the bulk emails, I have thought about it for competition entries, especially close to the deadline. But I got the ten votes I needed, so I didn't bother. I don't like it, mainly for self-esteem reasons, but I don't mind others sending to me. I think Buzz makes a good point, if you can't email your friends...
Quote by Mazza
I'm afraid I have a ton of unfinished stuff... I start writing something and then I get dis...
Oh look, another idea!!
In fairness, I have a lot of things going on in the real world right now, but I really need to be a little more disciplined...
Quote by Dani
Yes. But counterfeiters are really getting better at what they do.
But I only buy directly from retailers. Anything that's too good to be true usually is. And I understand that everyone has to make a living, but I could never knowingly support a counterfeiter.
And all the ethical stuff aside, the quality just isn't the same. I've seen friends with knock-offs that rival my originals, but the leather peels. The zippers break. The thread unravels. The makeup isn't as rich or pigmented...or doesn't last very long. The perfume smells slightly off...and wears off quickly. It just isn't good stuff. It may look the part, but time is the biggest determining factor...and these things wear out pretty quickly.
Quote by overmykneenow
This may be completely unrelated but you mention that you suffered from a life-threatening illness/accident.
Illness can have a huge psychological effect on sexual intimacy. Cancer, for example, can leave people revolted by the idea of sex - and this all happens at a subconscious level. If there have been any changes to your sex life from before and after your illness it might be worth exploring therapy as way of rebuilding the levels of intimacy you expect from a healthy relationship.
I see from your other posts you were circumcised late in life - now i'm only guessing but this would suggest to me that either:
a) you suffered from phimosis so found penetrative sex painful, hence your preference for oral sex, or
b) you had to on the grounds of your partner's religion or upbringing - which might suggest a more repressed attitude to sex hence her thoughts of oral as "dirty"
If it's a) you might need some help to get more pleasure from penetrative sex (stopping wanking might help too), if it's b) then you need to talk things over with her about the role sex has in your relationship but approach it from a position of what you both need from sexual intimacy rather than simply what you want
Quote by barella_gurl
Funny how others get stories done for them but not me. If people don't want to do it why do they click on the topic still and leave a post??? Jesus f**king christ FORGET IT THEN!!!!
Can an admin close this topic ASAP ty.
Quote by Dancing_Doll
Just once, but we'd stayed up all night and I was coming down off X and he was taking forever to orgasm (a side-effect for guys). He just kept going and going. I fell asleep for a bit and then woke up again... apparently I hadn't missed much, he was still going.
Finally told him we'd have to try again later (I was getting sore). I rolled over and napped while he continued to chafe his dick with his hand for another hour.
