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Emily260
Over 90 days ago
Female, 37
United Kingdom

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Quote by seeker4
I assume you mean oceanrunner, but Burquette has been known to stick her head in here occasionally, too. It was an excellent slate. I was disappointed, but not surprised, at not even making the top ten. I love mine but I'll be the first to acknowledge it was a good story in a great field.

Headache and related meds are gone so I'm drinking again. Berthas w. BBB to start.


Hey! Don’t be disheartened. You said yourself that views and comments were up. I for one will be reading more from you, simply because I enjoyed your style.

I would join you all in a drink to celebrate and commiserate but I’ll never leave and be naked for work next week. Such is life, banging hangers here I go xx
Quote by prettywild



For your information it's only short and I bathed it in a bowl of Red Bull...and nothing...
Other than that I agree


Thank you for this insight, maybe I should create a poll? ??
Just a general thought. I’d like to see this site related/feedback section at the top of the forum list. Yes I’m lazy, but for new/other existing members, it holds a lot of info. As a story site I feel the comp announcements, editors picks etc should be at the top so everyone sees them before asking the gals and guys how long their middle toes are and can they come from stimulating them alone... ?
Well done all! What a great competition theme and stories entered! Xxx
Quote by adi_me33
Adding a please to the above order. I think today is some sort of lucky day, right?


Agreed! It’s got to be lucky for some x Can I have pint of your finest please Rump? Hope everyone is doing well, or at least better than I’ve read here, much love to you all ❤️

Apologies if I haven’t read, commented or scored your comp entries guys- bit late I know... sorry but I’m super excited to finish getting through them x
Quote by Verbal


Or a "just sort of randomly fucking things up by being there" badge. I'd wear it with pride.


If fucking things up makes someone’s day you wouldn’t need a badge, just a smile ? joking apart, I’m glad the comments about your name weighed in wilds favour... ???
Quote by sprite


don't look at me - you have no idea what i have to do to get new badges created around here. take a knee has garnered an whole new meaning in the backroom


Is there a keyhole? If not I’m pretty handy with a drill... obviously only to increase ones knowledge of how hard you work for said badge creation, kneeling...
Quote by sprite


oh, i like that suggestion "humanitarian" badge. *giggles and goes searching for Lizzy*


Ooo, do I get an “inspirational suggester” badge then? That would upset wild ? she’s sooooooooo happy flashing her platinum about... I blame Verbal entirely, he should get a “creator of power crazed Irish” badge too!
Wahooo! Congratulations to Prettywild- I neeeeeed to read a humanitarian “badge whore” story once in a while ?

Worthy cause ❤️ Have great fun working together on this project x proud to be a member
Quote by browncoffee
So, the competition is finally closed and after many complicated calculations, I can confirm that 15 drinkers-at-this-bar entered. Which is FANTASTIC.

VirgoGo https://www.lushstories.com/stories/first-time/the-second-final-war-2.aspx
Burquette https://www.lushstories.com/stories/reluctance/gutenberg.aspx

Oceanrunner https://www.lushstories.com/stories/reluctance/spoiler-alert.aspx
Green_Man https://www.lushstories.com/stories/reluctance/shakespearean-choice.aspx

Seeker4 https://www.lushstories.com/stories/supernatural/one-night-in-the-library.aspx
KindOfHeart https://www.lushstories.com/stories/historical/passion-and-death-in-renaissance-ferrara.aspx
chesh78 https://www.lushstories.com/stories/seduction/satisfying-alice.aspx
GillianLeeeza https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/books-and-glasses.aspx
LYFBUZ https://www.lushstories.com/stories/anal/applied-literature.aspx
CurvyGalore https://www.lushstories.com/stories/historical/the-opening-door.aspx

RumpleForeskin https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-stories/a-bookish-love-story.aspx
PhilU https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/balls-head.aspx
TonyaL https://www.lushstories.com/stories/masturbation/the-power-of-the-word.aspx
MadMartigan https://www.lushstories.com/stories/humor/rooftop-dreams.aspx
Denim_Daisy10 https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-stories/just-dessert.aspx

Special congrats to Denim Daisy for writing her first ever story and begrudging congrats to Phil who (I am ashamed to admit) I doubted very much. Those who didn't enter are entering the next one, RIGHT? Meanwhile, has anyone heard from Jen?

Here's a gift for Emily:


It is a great turn out and hats off to everyone who entered! I will make a special effort to read them all xx

I am not alone in thinking the weird cat lady who prefers tea should get a mention- even poorly sick and birthday cake less, she encouraged and motivated with love and a big stick x she’s pretty awesome (even if she’s trying to kill sprite off with the lurgy..) So much love Hannah, now need a creative way to kill off ten ninja cats, hmmm...
Quote by KindOfHeart


I didn’t know that - thanks for the lesson, it was very useful - and such a delightful teacher.


Ooo, you smoothy ? glad to help- it’s a useful feature especially when pushed for time, I score and return later to comment xx
I looked too, no joy. Go into your reading queue and you’ll see a tag for story history. Anything you’ve scored should come up x
Quote by simplyjohn


Is this because you cant use your telephone line for data and voice at the same time? i.e. the Internet and a phone call. If so I have never heard of that broadband setup... is that right and what you are paying for from your broadband provider?


Hi John, thanks but no. I access lush via my mobile so I assume it’s similar to refreshing the page. Just a thought that an exit, (when you can’t get back in, already being in there and redirected) maybe helpful outside the room too. May save being timed out for inactivity, leaving others waiting at busy times or multiple room usage. I hardly use the rooms anymore but always felt rude when it happened x
Yay! I’m so pleased that I haven’t got bad taste after all? congratulations fuzzyblue, more please xx
Quote by IMPÜRETHOUGHTS


clicks doc marten boots and says, I wish I wish upon a star to have my own chatroom

And no I don't mean having to create my own chatroom.




laughs--just having fun posting and reading threads before I even knew of lush.


Do it!!!
Ooo, hello Gav I have a question. If I'm in a room and my phone rings etc, I can't get back in even though I'm still there according to the names. Not even to log out of if the room is full, I'm directed to a different room. If I'm leaving, I'd rather not wait to be timed out or others leave so I can re enter and say bye. Thanks for reading x
Quote by patokl
Thank you, that double gorillah killah wil go down just fine


Cheers rump, I'll take one please- same size as patokl seeing that cat is in the house. Can I bribe Terrance to scare her out?
The crazy Brit down the road
Hates me with a passion,
She smiles and moves away
As I roll into action
Belly up mewing
She passes without a care!
That's why I lay there plotting,
Acting cute will work one day
I'll ribbon her ankles rotten.
Hey all, I'll take a bourbon and a beer please. Bowing out of the comp and cannot be killed on the premises? Right?
Quote by sprite
Anyone else notice that Hannah Flick hasn't submitted a comp piece? Just thought I'd point that out.


I even messaged her hubby about this. Think it is a lack of birthday cake and needing TLC. Shit. Whipping is hard work too ? Let's send her love and brandy before we bitch about her having "man flu" while writing a steamy winner...

I'd like a beer please, enjoying the entries, (and idleness) has kinda put my one on the back burner but Mike's idea may give me a little breathing space- for that, I'll buy him and everyone else one on his tab ❤
Quote by browncoffee
Didn't realise I'd taken so long to get around to this list business. I had to go back to page 835 to find where I was.

ANYWAY

With regards to the Bookish competition, I have the following

Already entered

VirgoGo https://www.lushstories.com/stories/first-time/the-second-final-war-2.aspx
Burquette https://www.lushstories.com/stories/reluctance/gutenberg.aspx

Entering
Oceanrunner (if you renege on your promise, my life is a lie!)
Seeker4 (please hang in there!)
CurvyGalore (yay!)
Lauradj (you are a true BFF)
RumpleForeskin ('shaping up' is as good as done!)
TonyaL (hope your idea's taking shape!)
GillianLeeeza (i know you can do it! you're such a great writer. why not throw a cocktail umbrella in there? as a bookmark or something?!)


Status Unknown/Undecided

Denim_Daisy10 (please enter.)
sprite (books can have tentacles too.)
HeraTeleia (ooh, i need to harrass you!)
ShamelessFlirt (you can use any many ellipses as you like.)
IAMLOVE (your last story was brilliant and I need to comment on it!)
Emily260 (or you'll be kidnapped by cats.)
Buz (please let an amazing idea hit him on the ass. please.)
Green_Man (had an idea? *hopeful face*)
Lilly (make my day? please?)
PhilU (VG needs to send someone to whip this guy into a writing frenzy)
Adagio (we're friends now, after all...)
Pentup47 (hi!)
Elizabethblack (also, hi, and i feel like we should be friends)

Excerpt from my 'other' list

Verbal

There's about a fortnight left so get writing, guys. Or else.


Urm, how comes I get a bloody cat threat?

Ok, Phil kinda got threatened too but he will hopefully enjoy it... ? Wondered why you'd been quiet today madam, busy in the bar I see lol

You didn't appreciate my fine work yesterday so feel free to kiss my derrière repeatedly oh queen of reluctance. If I'm not barred or dead, can I get a beer please, Rump? Xx
Hey all! Hope all is good x I'm doing a happy dance and I'd love an ice cold beer with buz on tab Mike please. I've written fifteen words and Hannah said it wasn't her cup of tea. When the world ends I'm off the hook ? Wah to the fuck ooo!
? Supercalafragilisticexpealidocious news! Congrats Verbal exx
Quote by prettywild
My god you all have such patience, picking dates next year...as my membership is up soon I'm picking....

The End Of kristina on remember remember the 4th of November 2017


Get Reading people!


Hey! I'm going for 30k for my 30th x start at the beginning of Kristina, it's worth the read hehe x
Quote by rafael
I deleted and then decided to clean up and ended up reworking significantly - glad I did as I feel much happier with what I produced in the end.

just submitted it now after one last round of revisions - and argh! would you believe I forgot to deleted a great big space after the story ends.

I wonder if this will appear in the final version.

one question - if you edit after publication - do you lose all views, comments etc and do you get bumped to the top?


I really can't answer any of your questions but I'm glad to hear you are much happier with your work now, that has made me smile exx