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Emily260
Over 90 days ago
Female, 37
United Kingdom
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GRRRRRRRRRR!!!! FUCKING HAD ENOUGH NOW.... doesn't matter that I struggle to sleep at the best of times. Haul myself to you and bend over fucking backwards to help out even though the impact on my life/work/marriage mean nothing- it's ok though, you're getting free childcare. I'll cut him a set of keys out of play dough and carry on teaching him road safety, eh? I really, really hate you right now. One. Morning. Together. It's Paul's birthday AND I HAVE A JOB remember? I hate myself for letting it bother me but how can I not? I'm so angry. You know we'll be there for him. I never let you down and neither did Paul, running you back and forward to uni, parties making sure you had cash/credit to ring, a home from home, food and a safe place. I'm hurting big time here and fucking livid. My best is never good enough to you but hey... I wiped your arse, held your hair when puking, took you for your first bra and cuddled you through storms. NOW GROW UP FOR NOAHS SAKE PLEASE
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Quote by sprite
actually considering writing a detailed: this is how Lush submissions work, talking about editing, the que, modding, etc now - so you guys have all the 411. that said, that means that people actually need to READ it, so please, if i do, spread the word - at present we get the occasional , , underage story here so i know that there are plenty of members who don't bother learning the rules, etc as is...
I agree with Noll too, it is scattered. If I wasn't reading the forums or on your friends list I wouldn't have seen this.
Good luck working it out! I think I thanked my greeter here but if I didn't apologies! Maybe, just maybe everyone gets an unblockable Spriteling or Nolling, sending messages out with lush info directly lol. More work but chuck in Daffy Duck having tenticle sex? Half the less weird yet adding more bull would run ?
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Quote by Burquette
Love means caring about another person's well-being more than you care about your own. It doesn't matter if it's a love of God, a spouse, a child or a friend. That's my opinion, anyway.
This. ❤
I could have spent ages answering yet you boiled it down beautifully x
I'd like to add if I may- in my opinion, demonstrating real love is easier if you have self worth and respect. Giving unconditionally is commendable, yet soul destroying at times. You cannot give it if you don't believe in yourself or the powers love holds. X
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Quick opinion here Sprite, maybe this should be a sticky thingy? You know what I'm like, a pain in the arse to the authors that give a shit about their work. I didn't know about the box thing and it makes sense to me- hopefully beneficial for both the masses and the modness' xxx
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Quote by Verbal
Since you sing the songs of Mary Poppins so winningly, I will buy you a umbrella adorned burrbin and koke and introduce myself. I'm Verbal. Actually, I'm very verbal.
EDIT: As Mike said earlier, he has chapter six of a very good novel over on the blue site, split into three short chunks for your reading pleasure. Give it a go.
Hello again! Was going to start on/address Sprite next, let Hannah hang for a while longer about the comp but burrbin AND Koke? You're taking the proverbial with an umbrella- DO NOT DROWN THE DUCK! Lol x
Thank you kindly, good sir! Maybe I should drink and run as I point out my dulcet Cockney typing voice was from Oliver Twist but 'Nancy Poppins' is tickling me! Must be the burrbin... hic! Night all, I'll throw myself out before I sleep on the bar xx
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Quote by oceanrunner
Is that Basque?
Euskara! You may adorn your body however you choose ?
May I have a beer, please? Anything will do. Long arsed day again here, how's everyone doing?
Haven't had the pleasure of meeting many of you good people, but I'm with Curvy- hand up! Yes please x
(Kinda whistling I'ddd do annnyfin" for verbal, crippling his MP thoughts, such is life.)
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Quote by oceanrunner
Yes. And "whom."
FFS you are in A BAR. Not just any but Rumps, Mike. Seriously? You're not having high tea with the bloody Queen! Colloquial speech... Hmm. I recently read a post about that ? Who was the author? I wonder?
Is this shouty enough? Hehehe x
Wanna get it propa write when I spank you ya no h8 to dizapoint 1 of me regular Johns
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Quote by oceanrunner
the librarian in Monsters U was tentacled.
Off subject, slightly, the female slug thing in monsters inc who's always shouting at Mike about paperwork? My glasses match and hubby takes delight in that. Tosser ?
Also, completely off subject but while you buy me a beer, I would like to know the flow of the "Jenny" stories. When you guys order by category I sometimes miss one.
Hey all, hope everything is well! Not been here for a while x
I'm sending thoughts and a whole lot of love to you and yours Rachel ❤
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I think you're safe on this one, old boy. When I was at college, (16-18) Facebook become a big thing. I never had a smart phone, let alone social media so nudges and covert pointing happened. At uni (18-21) a lecturer requested we all had Facebook for him to post to the class.
I'd go for social media "stalking" if I'm gambling. I'm obviously old, too. Possibly a group photo on someone's phone?
"That's that girl I was fucking last Wednesday! You fucking lucky bastard!"
I'm off to entice young women into your lair, well. Ok. Ask their opinions x
I'd go for social media "stalking" if I'm gambling. I'm obviously old, too. Possibly a group photo on someone's phone?
"That's that girl I was fucking last Wednesday! You fucking lucky bastard!"
I'm off to entice young women into your lair, well. Ok. Ask their opinions x
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Hello old married man, welcome to lush!
Personally, I'd get a profile together, post some stories and make friends before asking for vocalists.
Have a little think about what you've asked for too. Submissive women. You need to build a lot of trust for that from what I've seen and heard. Good luck in your quest. Remember all women have voices, submissive or not xx
Personally, I'd get a profile together, post some stories and make friends before asking for vocalists.
Have a little think about what you've asked for too. Submissive women. You need to build a lot of trust for that from what I've seen and heard. Good luck in your quest. Remember all women have voices, submissive or not xx
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Roses are red
I've entered the fray,
Thinking of Wild
Being away.
Scary as hell
Loved as a sister,
I know is you
Have missed her
Flirty and sassy,
Intelligent and kind
Rip my poem to bits
I really don't mind.
Welcome her back
With arms open wide,
Wild is worth it
Time after time.
You all love her
So I'll bring the drinks,
Rum, rum rum
Or anything me thinks!
This is a tribute
To someone I adore,
Somebody I helped
Put on the floor.
I'm not the best person
Yet trying to be,
So sorry wild
For the lush world to see xxxx
I've entered the fray,
Thinking of Wild
Being away.
Scary as hell
Loved as a sister,
I know is you
Have missed her
Flirty and sassy,
Intelligent and kind
Rip my poem to bits
I really don't mind.
Welcome her back
With arms open wide,
Wild is worth it
Time after time.
You all love her
So I'll bring the drinks,
Rum, rum rum
Or anything me thinks!
This is a tribute
To someone I adore,
Somebody I helped
Put on the floor.
I'm not the best person
Yet trying to be,
So sorry wild
For the lush world to see xxxx
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This has gone on long enough. Close the thread before you read about your crazy arsed tentacle sex toys choking the apes. I will ask your throne usurper to guide my path. Get your arse to school madam! You have millions to corru.. help. I'll even drown a cat in your honour if you don't fucking pass. Thanks for the reminder, LYFBUZ, need to read batgirl x
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Quote by TheTravellingMan
Misnomers like "she was a petite girl with 40DD breasts".
1. the '40' refers to the measurement around the torso - she will not be petite.
2. 'DD' and petite - she will either have chronic backache or be vertically challenged - a lot.
Also, they go like bunnies for ages and 'pop' all done. Where's the sweat, the thirst for air, the writhing, the intense moaning? Or am I doing it wrong?
Or was it a dream sequence and it was just a massive wank because the female wasn't there at all? Takes two to tango.
And my biggest pet hate.....
Write some ok-ish story about some mundane event that turned into the most explosive sex ever and the author's avator is a pair of breasticles (usually the authors). Cue tens of salving fans giving feedback on the work as if someone has reanimated the corpse of Hemingway and persuaded him to come to Lush to bang one out (a story).
Note to self: Get some fantastic tits.
*nearly drops the mic*
But, but... you have great legs ?
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Read the Kristina series by oceanrunner. I'm in agreement with verbal about Hannah's work, pick any and get lost in it. ? Have a read of chesh78 too while you're there. He can write!
Endless playground was my random pick of all verbals stories x you won't be dissapointed enjoy xx
Endless playground was my random pick of all verbals stories x you won't be dissapointed enjoy xx
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Quote by Saucymh
Inspired by this thread, JWren and I have stopped being so lazy, put our heads together, and written a short story.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-stories/cafe-in-the-rain.aspx
And it's bloody beautiful! READ IT!! Xxx
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Quote by prettywildQuote by Emily260
Amazing stuff, kinda humbling. I travelled to Devon with family in '99 and was desperate to see it as an adult this time around, wasn't to be. Ho hum, maybe next time.
Hope everyone else enjoyed it too! I better get the dog in before I get too comfortable and order a beer, oh and have a read or two hehe xx[/quote
All I took from this is that you weren't an adult in 99
Fuck sake]
Why is wild's attempt to quote me so dirty? Anyone let her on the pole upside down, chugging rum?
Yeah, she's right, but wrong. Better fess up- I was 64 when I saw that eclipse... and male grrrr, someone give her more licker please!
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Quote by Buz
This was my first. There were a few scattered clouds but nothing interfered with the eclipse for us.
Amazing stuff, kinda humbling. I travelled to Devon with family in '99 and was desperate to see it as an adult this time around, wasn't to be. Ho hum, maybe next time.
Hope everyone else enjoyed it too! I better get the dog in before I get too comfortable and order a beer, oh and have a read or two hehe xx
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Quote by Buz
I loved seeing the eclipse yesterday. Went up to the mountains the evening before and drove back last night. I took back roads to avoid the horribly jammed up interstates.
I'd love a tall Long Island Tea, maybe three. Anyone up for a drink?
Was too cloudy here when it arrived. Have you experienced one before?