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Emily260

Over 90 days ago

Female, 37

United Kingdom

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21 Aug 2017

Quote by ivanka_simkiewisz
Not really have any favorite authors here.

I've read some of the the most well known authors here who have written some wonderful stories,
won many awards and badges, but I think have also written a lot of very bad stories too.
Maybe they have tried to write too many too fast, not sure, I'm not a writer.
Some of them even got an editors pick, or a thumbs up, but were simply terrible stories that not even got me wet.

And on the other hand, I've read some stories here that were, what I believe to be the very best stories here.
I loved reading them over and over, and had wonderful intense orgasms from them,
but the stories haven't even gotten an honorable mention from anyone.

I not look at what any author has written, but only search by the fetishes I like,
and find some of the wonderful gems, hidden in all of the controlled who's who hype.

I love the talent here. High five to the well known authors! They're there for a reason in my eyes, without the badges. If you've found fault/want to question something? In my experiences they take it on board and respond, even if they disagree.

Everyone produces shite at some point. Reading someone's back catalogue chronologically can show you their progression as a lush writer, for the most part. I'm not a writer myself- better at constructive criticism and support for those that do.

I'm all for the up and coming- try to do a random story a day- I'm failing at the moment but I love that option! I'm easy genre wise as long as it's well written. Share your gems and I'll enjoy checking them out?

21 Aug 2017

On the sea wall, letting my mind wander and clear x

21 Aug 2017

Quote by oceanrunner
It's incredible to me how someone so talented, and who writes SO well at every level (i.e., mastery of prose style and also story construction) can be so unable to see their own merit. I wish we had been better able to convince her of how good we all thought her stuff was.

She was also ridiculously kind and supportive. (isn't it weird how the past tense is so tempting in situations like this. It's like when you say, "my ex was allergic to shellfish," when of course she still is allergic to shellfish). PD is so kind and supportive.

Others have deleted and come back and even re-posted some of their stories that went poof. Maybe we can hope she will too.

How's everyone doing?

Am feeling like I want to write a story, but I don't feel like writing. Anyone have those days? It might also help if I had an idea.

I hope she does too.

How about you do an audio story? Saves writing but you'd be being productive... now, that's an idea!

19 Aug 2017

Quote by oceanrunner
In some sad, site-specific news, it appears that Puddleduck, who I thought was the best writer on the site, has deleted her account. She'd deactivated it a few times, but I think her account is actually gone this time.

How's everyone doing?

Sad times- I agree and hopefully Jem will return. I'm ok thanks, Mike. In need of a beer or two for medicinal purposes x hope you and everyone else is too!

16 Aug 2017

Quote by HeraTeleia
Well, I go off for a few days to do some FEMA/Homeland Insecurity disaster/MASCAL incident response and SAR refresher training, come back and find that I've been invited to be a forum mod.

I accepted. Meaning that everyone should seriously consider getting very drunk right about now. I seriously need to learn to say no to things....

Glad to see you back x

I won't say no to a drink Jennifer, especially when a big wahoo is deserved! I think you will be a fab forum mod x congratulations!

15 Aug 2017

I also need to say cheers to our barkeep- I got a little distracted with a suggested sci fi by wannabe wordsmith read and haven't been in for a beer here since! So thank you, may I buy the owner of this establishment a beverage please? My reading queue is huge and I've not stuck to my 'random story' a day rule either. *Sigh* beer me up please, I don't deserve it but hey ?

15 Aug 2017

Not pleasant Tonya, hope all went well. X

Here, have a tea, I swiped it from Hannah... after her heartbreaking confession. Browntea kinda sounds well, urmmm.... Not as good.

Care for some sugar? Milk?

15 Aug 2017

Quote by prettywild

And boob pics sent to your phone every half hour

And the singing of stupid songs just because... hell, if this is heaven I'd expect the real thing, not just pics ?

14 Aug 2017

Quote by DarkSide

Ah! The dreaded pay scale - yeah! That would be close to zero I guess. And before you ask how close, towards the negative end working positively.

Good job my sarcastic nature and tenacity for dealing with tight arses are free then, eh? Hubby has offered a rolling pin to anyone who can keep me occupied ?

14 Aug 2017

Quote by prettywild
There's no time zones

And mini sausages, an ironing fairy, endless rum....

13 Aug 2017

Quote by LusciousLushie
While submitting stories, authors may be asked to attach a summary of their stories (not for poems) for a preview. It may contain just a couple of lines introducing the story plot briefly.

There is an option to give a brief introduction to a story. I didn't know what to say when I sent mine in. If you want to read only what you like/fancy at that moment, use the search facility. Tags help if you are looking for a story type in particular. Follow writers you enjoy too.

There are authors here that fool me with their story twists. Sometimes diving in blind opens a whole new world and I'd be disappointed if I knew where it was leading. X

13 Aug 2017

My clit can get huge- distended like a lonely waffle. Bring a camera, permission slips from the sleeping beauties and then see how many men we can spam with clit pics... wonder what the block rate would be? ?

12 Aug 2017

Quote by DarkSide
I've collaborated once with InnocentGirl29. That was a fun piece to write as part of the 'interview with' series and so much so for the RR that it obtained as well. It was as much her RR as it was mine.

At the moment, I would love it if anyone has the time to even review my stories let alone collaborate with me. I don't have a mentor as such and I hate asking people to review as I know they are all too busy with life, the universe and everything, but I do ask every now and then and ChrisM has kindly reviewed one recently (so thank you ChrisM - I am working on it). So if you would like to review any I've done recently - then please let me know (I know, I'm going to get flooded with replies now).

I wouldn't mind collaborating again as I found the first one fun and exciting. Though, I guess my style isn't to everyone's liking - lol. I take criticism easily, (Why wouldn't I, I'm a bloke - I get it from my wife all day - seriously though my hobbies are centred around criticism from others - so I'm used to it). I have no qualms when it comes to anyone changing my work and hope that I could provide similar feedback.

Pick me to shout at you! I'm pretty epic at it, (shouting- mind out of the gutter, please.) I'm fully qualified for the post, ask hubby lol.

Now, what's the pay scale? X

30 Jul 2017

Quote by nicola
Tomorrow, all will be revealed (as loosely scheduled)

Need a like button for this! ???

30 Jul 2017

Quote by NymphWriter

Woohoo! For once I've got a chance!

Nymphwriter, hopefully we will be sharing a "non entry, runner up fruit basket" can't bloody wait!

30 Jul 2017

Quote by sprite

this year, we've decided to do something different - we're picking winners from the pool of people who DIDN'T enter. best of luck, Emily. Sorry, Mike - you're outta luck.

Oh wow, I'm humbled... I know I never win the lottery without entering but OMG.. (check me out, BC) I am beating mike ?? oh, an you guys, hahahahahahaha winners are born smiling ?☝️Sprite? Is there a non contest entry badge going? ?

30 Jul 2017

Non contestant here, haven't managed to read every entry. Sorry guys, tried but life gets in the way. I wouldn't want to be on the panel to judge, yet cannot wait to see the results. Think all entrants deserve a free beer in rumps bar. What do you all think? ?

27 Jul 2017

Smile! ❤❤❤

24 Jul 2017

Quote by chesh78
I'm like a ninja - you'll never know I was there.

Shhhhh.... go back to sleep.....it was just a dream....just a dream......

I'm bloody awake now ? I'll just blame the lovely deeeeenuh. Really great to see you! I still grin like a nutter seeing your name, yeah. Sad. Nice, funny, genuine people are worth it. Hope all is well x

Time to add pretending to sleep to my sexual powers. Never been any good at that, sigh...

24 Jul 2017

May sound daft, wank. I sleep better with orgasm. Dark room and limit your nap time to 40 minutes to start, make sure you drink and snack afterwards. By having 90 mins you'd be hitting deeper sleep. Harder to pull your work face back on if you haven't practiced. I'm utterly crap at sleeping, can do a great impression on a washing line, power napping. Good luck and sweet, short naps ?

24 Jul 2017

Reading people and knowing if I could make them smile. Making my lover feel safe and treasured enough to push their personal boundaries on their terms. X smiling wins every time for me ?

23 Jul 2017

I haven't read the whole thread, so forgive me. I'm not suggesting a catogory, but easier access through the tags, please? Probably the wrong place to post and a hell of a lot of coding... sure I'll be put straight lol

23 Jul 2017

Quote by RumpleForeskin
How you all are?

Emily, here's a double-shot of Bearhuggers Bourbon on the rocks. I even added a cocktail umbrella 'cause you tried to be soooo nice to VG.

That hit the spot, thank you. As to the comp entries, I'm lost. Languishing in filth and depravity, (she says, selling herself well!) I hope to get through them all before the announcement xx can I have a beer please?

Hope everyone is doing well, my bet is on Hannah winning the fight with her SO and Jennifer? How could she not dream about you? X

23 Jul 2017

Quote by VirgoGo

Thanks, Emily...But, uh, I don't know how to say this politely, so I'm just gonna say it.

The worms should be dead and pickled in booze. The live squirmers you brought are not quite what the doctor ordered!

But I appreciate the gesture. It's the nicest thing anyone's done for me in ages...Gosh, you're way too thoughtful and classy for this joint. What brings you here, anyway? Oh right, you wanted a drink! --Somebody, get this pretty lady a drink...Yoohoo!

-Oh and anybody got a mezcal/tequila worm for me? Please......Pretty Please......

Urm... classy? Yeah, maybe a step too far so let's go with thoughtful. If pretty is Hagrid combined with a big smile? I'll think you're stalking me lol. Thank you? Anyone else want some worms? They turn over real good!

22 Jul 2017

Alcohol for me please. Lots of.

I was touched you wiped my mug for my first ever bertha! Thank you and congrats on the blue site mod, I don't venture there often, only when a lush friend had posted there, I found its existence x it's a harder site to navigate than lush from my phone.

I did bring some worms for Virgogo, she asked nicely, twice.

22 Jul 2017

I came here to rant and bitch BIG time. I'm hurting, trying my hardest to juggle and switch off my emotions, yet keeping control when in house fighting erupts once again. Reading this page has made me pull my socks up and redirect my anger. Fucking weird that I've smiled and found cathartic release reading other people's posts, but hey. FUCK THE LOT OF THEM! Thanks xxx

19 Jul 2017

Quote by chesh78
Is writing erotica worth it? Not by itself, no.

Is writing worth it, full stop? Yes, but only for the pleasure of writing, not because you think you might make a shit-tonne of cash from it.

Stephen King, JK Rowling, EL James, Dan Brown, Stephanie Meyer.... They're all anomalies. 99.99% of all writers are the ones you don't bother picking up from the shelves at your local bookstore, or downloading on Kindle. Chances are you'll never make a living from writing - but if you enjoy the art of building new worlds and new lives on the page, then that's the reward in itself. And if you enjoy it enough, maybe others will enjoy reading them too, and you can build a fan base and start charging, and then - who knows?

And you might even be able to do all that by writing erotica.

You will also make friends with deviants along the way, BONUS!

19 Jul 2017

Quote by prettywild

Its now morning time but I guess I can do a martini for breakfast..however I've been asked to clarify which martini I'm getting ...though I'm easily_led anyway sooooo...

If Mike is making it Wild, I suggest reading his "Dirty Martini" story... bit a protein may help you through the day, just saying hehehe x

Morning all, I'm going to attempt my very first bertha offering if I may please?

16 Jul 2017

Wild? You are sooooooooo, so kind! Extra large rum for the lady, please! I'll defrost my freezer, grab my credit card and send you the details xx

16 Jul 2017

Quote by sprite

trust me, no one is that brave.

Nah, I love the girl to bits but need to break the news, coconut isn't my thang- I can't even eat the chocolate coating of a bounty bar without pegging my nose.

Nice to know you all! I'm in for it gangsta style ?