I don’t know what it is about airports that makes me horny. Something about the boredom of the whole scene and being surrounded by strangers creates a perfect storm to make me want to be fucked. On this particular flight, I hadn’t had any kind of real satisfaction in weeks—away visiting family, I couldn’t bring a dildo or hook up with someone off of tinder, and I was starving for some kind of satisfying penetration. I was...