"You want to chat with me?"
Dogh jech. (Supposed to say "Silly costume". Meant in the spirit of fun, buddy.)
(Let;s Get) Physical. . . in my pants.
O U T L A W S
Only uncertain teenagers look at Wiggles sites.
T I N G L E S
Everybody's Got Something To Hide (Except for me and My Monkey). . . in my pants
Two Turntables and a Microphone. . . in my pants.
W O W T U F F
Was our weekend too unusual for Frank?
B A N D E R A
Foreplay.
Make love in a hot tub or in the ocean?
Anarchy in the UK. . . in my pants.
Tennis Choose j/k
Choose one
Who Put the Bomp (in the Bomp Bomp Bomp Bomp Bomp). . . in my pants?
[Flock of Seagulls] I Ran. . . in my pants.
P O R N H U B
Putting off responsibility never helps us build.
T R O P I C S
[Debbie Gibson] Shake Your Love. . . in my pants.
Very nice. *golf clap*
Y O G U R T S
Yes, only gerkins understand real tart sentences. :P
P I C K L E S
L M N F H D S
Love means never feeling hurt/down/sad.
A C T I V I A
*looks askance at the old guy with the beard*
You're next, fucker!
S I X P A C K
Songs include xylophone punk and concertina kitch.
W H O I S I T
ChaCha steals candy from babies and replaces it with Folger's Instant Coffee.
Tubby often tries to coerce women into scraping the barnacles off his dinghy.
Innocent
Ever take anything from an ex as a keepsake?
Innocent.
Do you get mad because someone answered one that you wanted to get to first?
Guilty
Have you ever masturbated thinking about someone from Lush while you weren't even at your computer?
Innocent
Have you ever cybered/phone-boned two people at once without their knowledge of each other?
Innocent.
Ever been kissed by someone who was drunk and mistook you for their S.O.?
Innocent
Ever getting off to the sounds of someone in another apartment or hotel room having sex?
Guilty
Have you ever been uncontrollably turned on in public to the point where others could tell?