Assuming that you mean prematurely, innocent.
Ever give someone your real phone number the day you met them purely for sexual reasons?
Obviously innocent. lol
Ever been turned on by some acting like a total brat/douche?
Chacha enjoys yelling, "¡Ustedes apestan!" ["You all suck!"] in crowded cantinas.
Innocent.
Taken any sexy pics of someone else?
Guilty I have a friend who thinks about me during alone time. I would love to see her in action.
Have you ever realized that someone who you were talking to on the phone was secretly masturbating during your conversation?
U n i c o r n
Undulating, needfully, in circular orbits. Reciprocal nookie.
I W T M Y M B
My best friend's daughter drawing a picture of me.
[I really wish there was a "Like" or "Thumbs up" for this topic, some of these are pretty damned good.]
c y e a p a m
Closing your eyes and petting away, moaning.
L M B S B W D
Two girls and me, please.
Would you rather live in a place with awesome weather and boring/irritating people or live in a place with crappy weather and awesome people?
Innocent
Conversely; Have you had sex with someone half your age?
Granted, but since you only expressed that one wish and no others it really doesn't do much.
I wish that Karma would finally give me my reward.
girllicker enjoys drizzling melted cheese over her CD collection.
Innocent.
Have you ever teased/gotten anyone off under the table at a restaurant or dinner party?
Granted, but it's Jack Frost nipping at your toes all night.
I wish I could move out of state right now.
b a i t i n g
Baffling all, I took Ireland night golfing.
C H I C K E N
Innocent.
Ever make your life complicated by pursuing more than one person at a time?
Granted, but both are only part of a computer simulation.
I wish everyone would get along with their families.
Lola is completely uninteresting and contributes absolutely nothing to this forum at all.
Granted, but then you will spend 10 years job hunting because your job was giving to someone less qualified than you.
I wish that my dog wasn't trying to steal my potato chips.
I A K I N K Y
I'm all kaput, if not kissing you.
B U R R I T O