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FicklePickleTickle
Over 90 days ago
Male, 57
United States

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Well, since I don't really know her, the obvious choice would definitely be to ask her to marry me. silly

Okay, a hug then.
Granted but it's ice cream substitute made from cod liver oil.

I wish that my friend's Facebook status would refer to me.
Granted, but everyone happens to go on vacation at that point and the only thing in the chatroom is a virtual tumbleweed blowing by.

I wish they made good sex toys for guys.
lafayettemister goes around to various schools giving lectures on the dangers of putting metal forks into toasters.
[You could have gone the over-inflated ego route, I suppose.]

Granted, but as soon as you grab your camera everything in the world turns grey/gray and cannot be distinguished from anything else.

I wish Ruby would take my picture after the grey/gray day.
I just woke up, so don't quote me on this, but:

Possibly, the words are in the wrong order implying that you do the nearly part all of the time instead of the always part nearly all of the time, does that make sense?


I will say, however, that you shouldn't worry about it. I would guess that nearly all of us will always understand what you mean.

In other words, if it is a grammatical error, and I'm not completely certain that it is, it's such a minor one that I doubt anyone will ever say anything unless they are an English teacher, and even then it's doubtful.
[That would still be worth it. silly]

Granted, but the apartment is on the 217th floor and there is no elevator. Have fun carrying the furniture and groceries.

I wish my friend realized how truly beautiful and sexy that she really is.
Granted, but since you didn't specify the antecedent to the pronoun "you", it therefore becomes "ewe". Have fun with your fluffy new friend named Dolly.

I wish that I could have seen into a certain woman's shower yesterday. smile
Granted by they are all Mary Kate and Ashley-type kids movies with ridiculous plots and every minute of every movie is like torture.

I wish I could travel very quickly and cheaply.
What? You don't want her to know when you're ready for her? silly

Peacock feather and a paddle. I think you can figure it out. hehe
First I would give her a purse for Christmas. Then I would bend down and kiss her ass, so that she thinks she gotten me to worship her. Then I would slap her ass firmly, to let her know it's not that easy. :P
I have long arms and used to grab girls who were standing near other guys to get them slapped. I think that makes me guilty. I was a teenager at the time. silly

Have you ever drank the last of something and blamed it on someone else?
You can have my snow. There's plenty up here.

By the way, if you want to know how many have clicked on this and not posted. Look at the Word / Forum Games list and compare the Posts column to the Views column. smile
Steal her purse and leave for awhile as a joke. Then I'd return with her favorite food and feed her playfully. What'd you expect from a smartass?
Innocent. I try not to rock the boat if I can help it. *groan* yourself. :P

Have you ever spied on someone on purpose?