jerry-rig a fuck-sling out of tensor wrap that you both end up getting tangled in, and dangling from the ceiling.
gesiticulate constantly like you're trying to direct planes on a runway.
I could google that, but I'll guess either Lubbock or Newark.
Modesto?
Does it mildly annoy you if an SO compares you to one of your parents?
Master your skills with style.
Katey Fey's ear that you're nibbling
Granted but unfortunately the only way you'll be allowed to race a formula one is on a car-carrier truck. There'll be six other formula ones on the truck, but at least yours will on top, in front, with a good view.
I wish Colbert stuck to his gig instead of replacing Letterman.
scratch that - I wish delicious quesadillas could be made from some weird mystery powder and water within 30 seconds.
My last ex I called bug-bug
bug for short.
Have you ever had an SO who was previously the SO of your best friend?