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GardenerGuy
Over 90 days ago
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Alex did a lot of great solos - hard to decide, but I think I'll go with this puppy, @ 3:12....
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maybe my alltime favourite. "Feel" is a very subjective call (one rocker's "awesome" could be another bluesman's "huh?"), but here - Steve Howe, imo, is FUCKING BLEEDING with feel here @ 21:20. Cool trade-off double tracking, panning back and forth between left and right channels. On that groovy Gibson hollow body of his. This is the perfect, ultimate bit of music for fucking to, which is why this passage should really be started at 18:33 instead....
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this one will be too "unmusical" for some lol. For this hombre: wailing, shredding fucking awesomeness @ 1:53....
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if you're feeling down, this'll hopefully pick you up. @ 1:32....
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awesome three-way trade-off John, Paul and George pull off here. I'm sure it says somewhere on the internet who plays which one, but it's fun to guess. @ 45:53....
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along with a note on why you dig them...
lol never cared a whole bunch for her, but her guitarist sure serves up something tasty here, @ 1:24....
lol never cared a whole bunch for her, but her guitarist sure serves up something tasty here, @ 1:24....
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The Appletons and Zippy Pinhead were rad. Charles Rodriguez's Aesop Bros were good. The occasional Max Cannon.
EDIT: Gahan Wilson's "Nuts"
At work do you occasionally think of a Lushie?
EDIT: Gahan Wilson's "Nuts"
At work do you occasionally think of a Lushie?
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oh lucky you Cin your wish has been granted but now you're filing out 10,000 Scientology flyers per day. (Because those bastards found the religion loophole to avoid paying taxes, they also somehow managed to finagle a "This Is Not Work Either" loophole).
I wish Katy Fey was my personal maid.
I wish Katy Fey was my personal maid.
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I'd probably hire her on as my specialized Quentin Crisp archivist.
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maybe a hanging-out date and buy you a strawberry milkshake topped with the "N" stuff.
howdy Cin!
howdy Cin!
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hey it's Andre.
say where can a really big fuckin guy get a couple pints around here?
ok - this next image might be vaguely terrifying..........
say where can a really big fuckin guy get a couple pints around here?
ok - this next image might be vaguely terrifying..........
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Granted, but your date is with the infamous Jocelyn Wildenstein. (was thinking of posting a picture, but then I thought - no - that would be too nasty, too blinding.......)
I wish I could go around wearing an eyepatch, plaid suit, and smoking a pipe, and women finding it amazingly irresistible.
I wish I could go around wearing an eyepatch, plaid suit, and smoking a pipe, and women finding it amazingly irresistible.
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the proximity of even one other shlong-dong would make me demur, let alone.......8?
have you ever had to deal with a truly shitty coach/activity instructor?
have you ever had to deal with a truly shitty coach/activity instructor?
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more than one ex has lodged a similar complaint, and sure, my testaculars have felt it from prolonged pounding and power-drilling.
have you ever accidentally stepped on a gooey, smushy, splodgy condom laying on the floor with your bare feet?
have you ever accidentally stepped on a gooey, smushy, splodgy condom laying on the floor with your bare feet?
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Granted, but you get signed to a contract where you can appear only in transgendered midget porn, and only with Christopher Wallace and Honeyboo-boos mom. (who are the only non-trannie midgets allowed).
I wish all wind was lightly lemon scented. (EARTH wind, that is - the fart kind should smell more like...........................cloves?
I wish all wind was lightly lemon scented. (EARTH wind, that is - the fart kind should smell more like...........................cloves?
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Chanel - sorry - I wouldn't dance if there was a glock to my head.
tpbm -
all his/her grandparents have passed on.
tpbm -
all his/her grandparents have passed on.
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Granted, but to alter that annoying wordplay.......after you oscillate its titties, the titillation vacillates between the titular ocelot and its own "uber-id".
pretty straight forward.
I wish I could yodel at about 150 decibels.
pretty straight forward.
I wish I could yodel at about 150 decibels.
