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GardenerGuy
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 62

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The New Yorker (week of Jan. 27)

Syndy - I found the first third of D.'s "Crime and Punishment" quite cumbersome to slog through, however my patience paid off, and soon I was engrossed in maybe THE most riveting, page-turning thing I've ever read.
Granted but you end up teleporting yourself right into the bed of Leonard Nimoy. (and his open, welcoming arms!)

I wish I could sing like Perry Como.
Granted but they're the Brussels Sprouts-flavoured kind

I wish I was representing Canada in Sochi in the luuuuuuggge (said Dr. Evil-like)
Granted, but it's one of those laptops that work only for North Korean internet.

I wish I could grow a ZZ Top beard.
Not in the slightest. My purity of thought and moral rectitude prevail in the even the most *degrading* of circumstances.wytKNEAgyiGx1dXb

tpbm

not crazy about being blindfolded.
Granted, but then it miraculously mutated into one of your fine, fine pizzas mmmmmmmm



I wish I could run 30 m.p.h.
I'm way too much of a *Stoic Zen Master* to ever allow that to happen, so, cringe, I spose

enjoys messy food sex (cringe, myself)
definitely can't go wrong with pasta - as long as it's not every bleedin day of the week like I'm sure a lotta slobs do.

tpbm

may not be a cigar smoker but enjoys the smoke aroma.
Gilbert O'Sullivan's "Alone Again, Naturally" has some very sad vocal melodies in it.

"Fooled Around and Fell in Love" - Elvin Bishop - maybe not crying, but gets me

when I was a kid "Mother" by John Lennon and "Hide in Your Shell" by Supertramp were downers.


This one has a very close personal connection - will always shitkick me:




edit - I mentioned somewhere else -
"Sittin on the Dock of the Bay" - Otis Redding
"Crazy" - Patsy Kline
"All By Myself" - Eric Carmen (verging on maudlin, but still a bummer for this kid in the 70's. Featured in awesome tv ad about out-of-work factory robot a couple years back)
ya ya I'm just a big mush-puss
"Why? Because it feels so goddamned good." - Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia.
Never married (yet)

tpbm

doesn't always feel inclined to give change to spare changers.
Quote by SereneProdigy
Daft Company
- awesome



Big Black Sabbath

Dead Jesus Lizard

MC 900 ft Jesus Jones

Circle Samoans

Angry Jerks

No Use For a Screwdriver

Black Brains

Bad Flag

Capitalist Surfers

Butthole Casualties

Man is the Comeback Kid

Dayglo Cro-Mags

The Mentors of Today <<<<<< ok I gotta say that one is pretty fuckin good - I'm sure Ray would dig that

Poison Discharge

Herman's High on Fire

The Velvet Yardbirds

Donovan and the Stooges

Sly and the Family Fugs