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GardenerGuy
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 62

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Quote by NightMan
above all be honest with yourself. Try and see your life through another persons eyes.You might just be surprised what you see.


for me, that point especially - thanks.
No actually gas station dude, after a 6.50 purchase I believe the change from a 20 is supposed to be a ten and change, not five in change............OR WERE YOU TRYING TO RIP ME OFF? You sure seemed sketchy as shit.
Quote by nicola
Your sense of humour shows potential, but none of these ideas do.


really? no potential for these ideas?

I'm incredulous
still able to enjoy my vape - almost zero tar - smooth, mellow, sweet awesomeness......

in same section, a notification for every single edit you make to your profile or forum posts.
was thinking of posting this in Site/Forum guidelines, but then I thought......mmmmm naaaa

In "Recent Activity" notifications in top right of profile page, have "X just deleted X" postings.
Granted but after Seeker and I are done with ya you'll have sea-legs for a couple days afterward.

I wish the Russian establishment would ease up on their weird anti-gay stance.
ok I'll come out with it - I have this thing for inflatable Bob Newhearts.

tpbm

when it's time for your regular work-out/running, your mindset is "yeah let's do this", and not "aaaww really? AGAIN!?"
.....as a four year old, when the Beatles were still together, McCartney doing "Let it Be" on a TV special.
rocked this kid's head - sure stuck with me.
If there were oodles of skyping first - why the heck not

tpbm

sings in shower
especially in moderate Victoria - love it.

tpbm

eats out (in restaurants) about once a week.
Granted, but after a super hot mutual twerking session Miley gets her long tongue stuck up Daddysweetheart's rectum and soon they become known as The Human Centipede couple.

I wish I could stay in shape without really annoying daily work-outs.
When I shrink a gif to post it in a "friends' comments" section in someone's profile, it uploads with white and black splotches, and is no longer animated. Any way around this?
to rub this deep and hard all into/over those nice, gleaming (oh and did I mention sexy?) shoulders mmmmmmm



lol I have no idea how this uploaded six times its original size.
no - stroking with huge, demonstrative, pre-cum-slicked, one-handed power thrusts of masturbatory Power-Onanism, more like. (yes, while reading Lush)

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had retaliatory loud sex with plenty of headboard banging to get back at loud fucking neighbours.
ok I have no idea whatever weird Zen shit buddy's trying to pull here, but it looks psyche enough, so I guess that should make me the most hung here for the time being.