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feelin mean, feelin nasty, kinda like Billy Joel here (from '71, on right)
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GardenerGuy
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 62
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I have absolutely no principles, so.........
(actually no to the question)
same question tpbm
edit - great - I'm out of sequence by.......a half hour? - must remember to refresh a thread before I post in it
to continue Puppy's tpbm about most outrageous thing you've done....
(actually no to the question)
same question tpbm
edit - great - I'm out of sequence by.......a half hour? - must remember to refresh a thread before I post in it
to continue Puppy's tpbm about most outrageous thing you've done....
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knowing there's a good friend named Cassie.
ever made love in large amounts of mud?
ever made love in large amounts of mud?
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I saw the first Rambo, so, yeah, probably.
ever done much archery?
ever done much archery?
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Granted, after locating the sole google entry, which is a youtube video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhZ03DCscfc
basically about a woman who lost too much weight and wants to get it back so her ass can be big again.
So, with that somewhat limited parameter to work with, your O.B.B. routine will get so out of control that your ass will expand to the size of that poor girl in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (Gene Wilder version) who expands into one big blueberry. Your posterior won't get quite that big, but it'll certainly be more rotund, cumbersome, more like the big ass family from 70's SNL.
I wish my first attempt at poetry won't get too many ones, twos and threes (yes, shameless plug, sure)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhZ03DCscfc
basically about a woman who lost too much weight and wants to get it back so her ass can be big again.
So, with that somewhat limited parameter to work with, your O.B.B. routine will get so out of control that your ass will expand to the size of that poor girl in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (Gene Wilder version) who expands into one big blueberry. Your posterior won't get quite that big, but it'll certainly be more rotund, cumbersome, more like the big ass family from 70's SNL.
I wish my first attempt at poetry won't get too many ones, twos and threes (yes, shameless plug, sure)
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No, but I THINK like Hemingway.
Have you ever had to take your dead pet into the vet?
Have you ever had to take your dead pet into the vet?
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Granted, but you end up plunk in the middle of a sweaty, writhing, breathy, moaning sasquatch orgy.
I wish there was a cure for every disease.
I wish there was a cure for every disease.
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Granted, but when you went back, Disneyland ended up getting a complete changeover to a Teletubbies-themed park.
I wish the calendar year was only a month long
I wish the calendar year was only a month long
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no, but I did see some of those Airport movies.
ever been nipped at by a dog while cycling/running?
ever been nipped at by a dog while cycling/running?
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I must be blind - I couldn't find anywhere in the A - Z guide anything about using italics in your story.
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Quote by Possibly
There are layers of arousal when writing erotica, much like sex. I'd compare framing the story to foreplay and typing the words to a naughty oral tease. The sensation leaves me on the edge of an orgasm for days. It's almost better than Tantric sex!
Do my stories leave you on the edge?
Those words absolutely have me on a cloud. No wonder I love everything you write. You, yourself, are addicting.fDlZraoVGuyZcHQO The incredibly enticing
way you write is like the ultimate carrot on the stick for me - nothing but gratitude and joy for your words. I would find it impossible to write if I wasn't aroused, at least for the initial inspiration to find its way into printed word. And like others here have said, a cold-loined edit.
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awesome! this squasher's favourite scene in the film! Funny your profile mentions E. '74 and Delta of Venus, which I mention in my profile too.
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Quote by Sandrita48
I would ask you what you need before giving you a gift.
your friendship is gift enough
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I'd buy her a Portuguese/French translation book. (yes - that dreaded French I was discussing earlier? loluuuuuz!!!)
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Old Spice Deoderant? (those sliding, singing moms in those ads - priceless)
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Hi Syndyluckily no
after a dispute with an SO, are you, or your partner, the more likely one to try to reconcile and make up?
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Both - it depends on the particular dynamics from person to person.
for the gals - have you ever immediately thrown away flowers given to you?
for the gals - have you ever immediately thrown away flowers given to you?
