Granted but it's a wooden sculpture of Justin Bieber.
I wish I could do 100 push-ups in under two minutes.
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GardenerGuy
Over 90 days ago
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Granted, but in the middle of the night you now become a succubus instead, visiting men at night, gloriously draining their souls!
I wish I was ushered around by rickshaw everywhere.
I wish I was ushered around by rickshaw everywhere.
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no but I have at home, though
have you gone your entire life without ever attending a church service? (like myself)
have you gone your entire life without ever attending a church service? (like myself)
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yes - at an outfield fence at four am by drunken passersby.
ever made love in a sailing boat?
ever made love in a sailing boat?
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all I have to say is that this has been a really enjoyable thread. 
yeah, I felt like an intrusive perv, but it was also really hot.
yeah, I felt like an intrusive perv, but it was also really hot.
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dang yes with Leigh and Cassavettes. ("Shadows" RULES)
Altman and Kubrick were big into retroscripting.
yeah, with Leigh - my alltime favourite film is "Nuts in May" - seen it maybe 20 times - know almost every single line of dialogue from it.
And noone knows why lol!
also big on "Abigail's Party", "Secrets and Lies", and "Life is Sweet", wasn't crazy about "Naked", though, which seems to be his most popular, I believe. (Alison Steadman is one of the most incredible, amazing actors)
dang
Altman and Kubrick were big into retroscripting.
yeah, with Leigh - my alltime favourite film is "Nuts in May" - seen it maybe 20 times - know almost every single line of dialogue from it.
And noone knows why lol!
also big on "Abigail's Party", "Secrets and Lies", and "Life is Sweet", wasn't crazy about "Naked", though, which seems to be his most popular, I believe. (Alison Steadman is one of the most incredible, amazing actors)
dang
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Like many others mentioned, if a really strong connection developed (with being pretty well necessary), hey, yeah - fill my/our boots!
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best I could come up with....
briliiant - that was supposed to be for Aragon's av
wardog - pig's ears - bon appetit
briliiant - that was supposed to be for Aragon's av
wardog - pig's ears - bon appetit
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lol I live on Brita-filtered but will settle with tap as long as it isn't from that sink in "Gasland".
booth or kiosk?
booth or kiosk?
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a round of drinks for her and Cyndy.
heck - even wardog and fireman can join in for a round of Guiness at a nearby table to keep watch that those lovely ladies don't get glommed by any untoward dudes.
lol maybe not the most av-related comment perhaps
heck - even wardog and fireman can join in for a round of Guiness at a nearby table to keep watch that those lovely ladies don't get glommed by any untoward dudes.
lol maybe not the most av-related comment perhaps
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had one last week that did that fizzled into nothing
pbm is happy with the amount of sleep he/she gets
pbm is happy with the amount of sleep he/she gets
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thanks, folks!
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I was, but turned that switch off last sumer.
yesterday, and I hope it's another.....oh, 29 years until I get "that" exam again.
if you count the seduction stories competition?
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has goofed around with nunchucks.
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yesterday, and I hope it's another.....oh, 29 years until I get "that" exam again.
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TPBM is training hard for some sort of competition.
if you count the seduction stories competition?
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has goofed around with nunchucks.
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granted but it sets off a widespread twerking pandemic.
I wish snow wouldn't turn into slush
I wish snow wouldn't turn into slush
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one particular boss
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prefer hiking than a spending a day at the beach
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prefer hiking than a spending a day at the beach
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Granted, but then it gets as bad as Mr. Creosote's.
I wish the Vancouver Canucks got Perrault instead of Talon.
just kidding
I wish I had three-foot high platforms like Fee Waybill of the Tubes did.
I wish the Vancouver Canucks got Perrault instead of Talon.
just kidding
I wish I had three-foot high platforms like Fee Waybill of the Tubes did.
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If it's Louis C.K. or a few select others, yeah
ever torn off that mattress tag just to spite its goofy message?
ever torn off that mattress tag just to spite its goofy message?
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not even if I had a gun to my head.
ever made love on an animal rug?
ever made love on an animal rug?
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