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GardenerGuy
Over 90 days ago
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Black Pot
(ok I might not be eating the latter, but I'm definitely imbibing it, so my Lush lawyers gave it the thumbs up.)
(ok I might not be eating the latter, but I'm definitely imbibing it, so my Lush lawyers gave it the thumbs up.)
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I totally know what to do with my crystal ball, Cin - done wonders for my 5-pin bowling game.
tpbm - absolutely detests every single talent and reality tv show that ever existed. And add all those crime investigation shows. And anything to do auctions/hawking.
tpbm - absolutely detests every single talent and reality tv show that ever existed. And add all those crime investigation shows. And anything to do auctions/hawking.
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horrible at it. I have a phobia with dirt. And grass. And lawnmowers. And any other power equipment related to that crap.
(eh all good, W. - done my share of those flubs, myself, lol)
tpbm - has hung a moon, preferably in front of a good-sized crowd unfamiliar to you.
(eh all good, W. - done my share of those flubs, myself, lol)
tpbm - has hung a moon, preferably in front of a good-sized crowd unfamiliar to you.
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Weavindreams - tsk tsk - you didn't mention a tpbm for me to respond to AND you skipped seeker4's post!
tpbm - bumped into an elementary school teacher within last ten years.
tpbm - bumped into an elementary school teacher within last ten years.
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The unabashedly execrable "Cabin Fever" is near the top of my shit-list. The dialogue is butt putrid.
Two Marjoe Gortner films - "Star Crash" and "Food of the Gods" - are so gruntly but highly recommended. Pure, unfettered shittiness - solid gold entertainment.
unfortunately, I couldn't find the full movie for Food of Gods
Two Marjoe Gortner films - "Star Crash" and "Food of the Gods" - are so gruntly but highly recommended. Pure, unfettered shittiness - solid gold entertainment.
unfortunately, I couldn't find the full movie for Food of Gods
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Apart from "Landslide" and "Songbird" not the most gigantic fan of them.
tpbm - had an unfavourable encounter with a cop.
tpbm - had an unfavourable encounter with a cop.
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Granted - welcome to Groundhog Week.
I wish there was a special Shower Button that I could press to get good and squeaky clean without having to actually take a shower.
I wish there was a special Shower Button that I could press to get good and squeaky clean without having to actually take a shower.
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No and won't be happening in the near-forseeable future.
tpbm - has temporarily lost their voice from a previous night's partying/yelling. (ha! I gotta look WAY back in the past for that one lol)
tpbm - has temporarily lost their voice from a previous night's partying/yelling. (ha! I gotta look WAY back in the past for that one lol)
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huh - looks like you Rangers fans are getting your wish so far. Damn what a Land of the Little People those Habs are - Desharnais, Gallagher, Briere, Gionta, Boiullon.........even the back-up they brought up - Tokarski - looks about, oh........15 between the pipes lol. Wow Vigneault only in his first year with NY and already in the final four - there weren't too many bets on that happening, that's for shit sure. Kinda pullin for Marty here, a little, I gotta say.
Back to NY, then.
I think Prust next time needs to give Lundquist a really good spear, or maybe sloughfoot him skating by his crease lol.
Back to NY, then.
I think Prust next time needs to give Lundquist a really good spear, or maybe sloughfoot him skating by his crease lol.
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GardenerGuy wroteOkay Doug...
a.) I grabbed a dude in the street and got him to do 20 push-ups...manual tasks are for others daahling ;)
b.) You'll change your tune when those 33 City-Ships arrive in Geo-synchronous orbit (they're just a tad late)
c.) Will this do...?
http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode34.htm
wow - ok now that's quite impressive..........huh!
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TPBM has never eaten snails.
just like the car racing announcer said: "....and look at that 'S' car go!"
never tried em, actually.
recently heard about "slow" foods - same thing? :P
TPBM - has absolutely zero interest in skydiving, bungee jumping, hang gliding - basically anything fucking aerial
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Doug!!! The very thought! I never shirk from work unless I'm ill and unable to drag myself out of bed.
actually I meant the hyperventilating, colour spot-eyed, straining, sinewy muscle "work-out" kind. For this misninterpretation, Cin, you'll have to a.) give me ten dude push-ups b.) renounce your Unarianism c.) recite, verbatim, the entire half hour of Mr. Pither's Bicycling Tour Sketch.
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TPBM wants to get tacos right now
No, I just finished having some custom-made, "gamechanger" cereal.
tpbm - wondered what the heck happened to seeker4, or Guille. (yeah, I know people come and go, take a break, whatever..............oh well)
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Granted but all the people whom you foisted all your worries onto begrudge you because now they're worry-warting over things like if you might need a raincoat before you head out, or the current state of your relations with your in-laws and relatives......
I wish I didn't need sunglasses for sun.
I wish I didn't need sunglasses for sun.
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whoa - just after I posted that, news broke that Price is out for the remainder of the series!
huh.
huh.
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down to four now -
wow wonder if there'll be a change of pace in game two after the Ranger's 7-2 drubbing over the Habs IN Montreal on Saturday lol. I see this series as battle of the goalies. Wow what a "little" team the Habs are lol. So many shorties!
sucks that LA/Chicago are already facing each other considering that, without question, this is what the final should be. With LA's boring, tight-checking game, I expect to be entertained by Chicago's offensive flash. The underrated (I'd say) Crawford proved himself in game one - let's see if he can keep pace with Jonathan Quick for the remainder of the series. LA's defense is a little beaten up now - the Hawks should be able to capitalize on this. And then there's that useless, fucked up, incredibly fucking bothersome Chelsea Dagger "da-da-do, da-da-do, da-da-da-da-do" retardedness after every Hawks home goal. Are Black Hawks fans that really fucked up to be able to actually tolerate that any longer?!!?! Like - holy shit - worse than Cartman's "Go, Kings, Go" at LA games.
wow wonder if there'll be a change of pace in game two after the Ranger's 7-2 drubbing over the Habs IN Montreal on Saturday lol. I see this series as battle of the goalies. Wow what a "little" team the Habs are lol. So many shorties!
sucks that LA/Chicago are already facing each other considering that, without question, this is what the final should be. With LA's boring, tight-checking game, I expect to be entertained by Chicago's offensive flash. The underrated (I'd say) Crawford proved himself in game one - let's see if he can keep pace with Jonathan Quick for the remainder of the series. LA's defense is a little beaten up now - the Hawks should be able to capitalize on this. And then there's that useless, fucked up, incredibly fucking bothersome Chelsea Dagger "da-da-do, da-da-do, da-da-da-da-do" retardedness after every Hawks home goal. Are Black Hawks fans that really fucked up to be able to actually tolerate that any longer?!!?! Like - holy shit - worse than Cartman's "Go, Kings, Go" at LA games.
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3-way tie between:
"Why Don't We Do It In the Middle of the Road"
"Wild Honey Pie"
"You Know My Name (Look Up My Number)"
"Why Don't We Do It In the Middle of the Road"
"Wild Honey Pie"
"You Know My Name (Look Up My Number)"
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actually yesterday, along with a brazilian and one of those mud-all-over-the-face things.
no - just joshin - I'm too genetically, satan-givenly hunky for any of that stuff.
tpbm - shirked out earlier today. (shirked work-out)
no - just joshin - I'm too genetically, satan-givenly hunky for any of that stuff.
tpbm - shirked out earlier today. (shirked work-out)
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Shrondinger's Dietician!
rad!
rad!
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