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GardenerGuy
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 61
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The last time I slept in past 9 am was sometime in the late 80's.
I think this might make me a day person.
I think this might make me a day person.
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Thankfully it's been maybe decades since I've experienced that.
TPBM has worn an ape-suit.
TPBM has worn an ape-suit.
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Granted:
......but in your insane quest for the unattainable, you acquire that big, mysterious google barge:
.......and everyone fears you
I wish there was a product that combined peanut butter and jelly. (ingredients, btw, I'm not too hot on)
......but in your insane quest for the unattainable, you acquire that big, mysterious google barge:
.......and everyone fears you
I wish there was a product that combined peanut butter and jelly. (ingredients, btw, I'm not too hot on)
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Granted but then Louis is then replaced by David Moyes who does an even worse job, who then ends up getting replaced by Miss S. Boyle. Liza o.d.'s on bath salts.
I wish the Beatles were all still alive and playing reunion gigs.
I wish the Beatles were all still alive and playing reunion gigs.
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one of these.
and soon, before I go out of my mind.
EDIT: is that Tony Randall?
and soon, before I go out of my mind.
EDIT: is that Tony Randall?
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I think that would be conflict of interest if I fielded that one, Cindy.
(according to my LL's............Lush Lawyers)
(according to my LL's............Lush Lawyers)
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No. I freaking worship them. Especially their shining moments in the tv series. Actually a formative impact on my younger, impressionable life lol.
Hi Rosie
TPBM - would like to run Amnesty International.
Hi Rosie
TPBM - would like to run Amnesty International.
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Granted, but the glory lasts for just one PGA tourney, and then for every one thereafter, you're beaten out by either weavindreams or chgolf.
I wish the English Premier League required that all players wear tutus, and subs must be constantly smoking pall malls on long cigarette holders, and sit on the bench with their legs crossed.
I wish the English Premier League required that all players wear tutus, and subs must be constantly smoking pall malls on long cigarette holders, and sit on the bench with their legs crossed.
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yeah yeah I know it ain't Halloween, but maybe inspiration for the supernatural fiction contest?
WITCHY WEDNESDAYS
WITCHY WEDNESDAYS
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The Achilles heel of this neat freak: dusting. Cleaning's dreary enough, but dusting just doesn't feel right, doing it. I even have one of those fluffy feather duster things that I just, can't, get myself to use the damn thing, as I stare at a Paleolithic layer of dust everywhere. Maybe that French maid I've always dreamed about......
tpbm gets an inordinate joy from saying Nino Niederreiter.
tpbm gets an inordinate joy from saying Nino Niederreiter.
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Wondering, like, now? No. 40 years ago possibly, yeah.
tpbm - can do a cartwheel.
tpbm - can do a cartwheel.
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My all-encompassing omniscience has rendered that wish entirely moot.
tpbm - gave to a charity within last couple of months
tpbm - gave to a charity within last couple of months
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