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GardenerGuy
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 62

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When I was 23 I had a 36 y.o. g/f and highly valued all the incredible experiences we had. Like that old cliche: "If it feels right, do it". Usually my SO's had been within a couple years of me - just turned out that way, but I would be totally amenable to seeing someone substantially older or younger than me.
From someone who's had African-Canadian, Philippine, and Indo-Canadian g/fs, I say a big thumbs up!
oool. thx again, folks. I'll be sending her a couple pages here and there as I go along to make sure every single detail is in accordance with her desires. smile
Granted, but you will get hooked on the film "Citizen Kane", and become a megalomaniacal money-squanderer and build a second Xanadu, but in Thule, and go bankrupt.
("Rose - bud........")

I wish I was 7' 2".
Quote by trinket
Whoa.... I think we may have derailed this train a little.


e.g. Cat or pussy. which word do you prefer for describing that particular animal?


Sandwich or sammich?


my fault for being totally vague to begin with............

it can be pretty loose, actually, so it can be either a specific word preference like the cat/pussy thing, or a broader example like the ClassicRock/New Wave thing.

ah - an Albert and Joe Bouchard fan, I see. (saw them in '82)

maybe I should have just called this a "which do you like better - a or b?" thing, which might be a little TOO broad perhaps.



anyway............sandwich

boot or trunk?
another unscripted bit: in "Harold and Maude", Bud Cort chops his fake hand off with a meat cleaver, making his date flee and his mom cry. After he did this, he broke the fourth wall and slowly looked into the camera with a creepy smile.
Quote by Syndy
Walking back in for my lime shake.


oh hey yeah coming right up. nice if I could get Maisie one also, but if you folks have other plans, that's cool too. smile

and if you're busy, Nikkidg3, maybe next time?

edit - hi nean nean - so much for me being out to lunch by....seven minutes? lol oops.
but if you're busy too, perhaps later too lol
Granted, and is replaced by a continental-drift-causing megastorm of ice age proportions that hits only your area (withnin a little 10-mile radius), rendering that area one, big, ice cube.

I wish every single Lushie gal would just swoon at my feet.
Dani is simply a really great person with a lot of patience helping me with a number tech things here and holy goalie - she also happens to be hot as all get out.
Quote by Syndy
(leans over to wave to Doug at the next table )


offers you and Choosiemamma a drink
all the cool Lushies I've had the honour of getting to know here.

what's the longest you've edged without orgasming?
and the search for it, Possibly, was too quick, too boner-controlling, because now I have all these extras.......



white thong
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If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.


and if one had subsisted entirely on Hot Pockets (or Kiera's pizzas?) (ok ok KK I'll lay off that lol), that would be equivalent to the entire Soviet Union's nuclear arsenal circa......oh......1980?

filmmaker Paul Thomas Anderson's wife is Maya Rudolph, SNL funny gal and daughter of Mini Ripperton, the high-pitched vocalist who provided us with "Love in You", one of the most insanely messed-up top 20 tunes from the 70's.

"UUUUH-UUUUH-UUUUH, UH, UH, UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
couldn't enlarge this tiny pic any more than this orelse the resolution would get all crummy:





African descent
thanks - much appreciated

oh yeah *she knows*, alright

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm nummies!
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at a concert, I was fingered to orgasm during the show.


it better not have been a Rod Stewart gig!


co-worker's g/f (he was cheating on her first, they broke up, we got together)

would you consider hang-gliding if the opportunity arose?
wallet

North American football, or the other kind that the rest of the English-speaking world refers to it as.
(only now stupidly realising the old school "tits up" phrase in my previous post, which should become, like, dead school by now.)
us geezers!
anyhoos......

granted, but you end up so consumed by it that you become the sole, 24/7 chat moderator, for every room.

I wish Rob Ford would FUCKING. RESIGN.
granted but he ends up making nothing but pizzas, exactly the way you do.

I wish Monsanto would go tits up.
(if I can sidestep that "w"......)

granted but she says something that offends you as you respond by flinging your tea in her face, which gets you sent to her dungeons below, where you subside only on your cooked pizza.

I wish my erection was nine inches long.
granted but by the time you're done your balls have irreversibly, permanently, re-lodged back up inside you from all that relentless power-bang-slammin......

an earlier wish I mentioned that went *unfulfilled* that I'll broach again:

wish I had my own pizza-fetching drone