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GardenerGuy
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 61
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Quote by Tranquil
I wish i could spend more time here on lush and also get the time to finish my latest story.
Granted, but you spend so much time here, a very impressed Nicola gets you to take over for a couple months. And the more time you spend on your story the more strangely compelled you are to write that Great Teletubbies Saga.
Quote by throbbingwetpussy
I wish I could find the perfect man with the perfect penis that can make love perfectly
um..........(ahem, ahem)......lol granted? Alas - I turn out to be a hologram like that dude in THX 1138.
I wish I had a nationwide chain of universities named after me.
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Granted, but you end up using one of these:
.....and after its second use it completely falls apart on you, discouraging you from fishing ever again.
I wish my customers would tip other than at X-mas.
.....and after its second use it completely falls apart on you, discouraging you from fishing ever again.
I wish my customers would tip other than at X-mas.
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An extreme yes to that.
When you were a kid, did you ever take a whizz (say, in the bushes) while swillin beer?
When you were a kid, did you ever take a whizz (say, in the bushes) while swillin beer?
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The Seychelles for that couple.
lol - edit -
add her feather onto the av ones, or replace hers with the avs - could be other options lol. (And I'm hoping that's not, in any way, being disrespectful to your heritage.)
79 Penthouse Pet of the Year - this model/issue was one of the earlier girlie mags I appreciated.
lol - edit -
add her feather onto the av ones, or replace hers with the avs - could be other options lol. (And I'm hoping that's not, in any way, being disrespectful to your heritage.)
79 Penthouse Pet of the Year - this model/issue was one of the earlier girlie mags I appreciated.
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ok...........now..........
If I see/hear the phrase "gamechanger" (especially in a non-sports context), or one more passive-aggressive "STAY CALM......" message, or hear that piece of shit "Chelsea Daggers" chorus (makes me wanna boycott BH home games - unless they go scoreless) ONE MORE TIME......I'll........I'll.........
If I see/hear the phrase "gamechanger" (especially in a non-sports context), or one more passive-aggressive "STAY CALM......" message, or hear that piece of shit "Chelsea Daggers" chorus (makes me wanna boycott BH home games - unless they go scoreless) ONE MORE TIME......I'll........I'll.........
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Quote by Cindertoffee
Isn't there a special thread in a dark corner for that kind of question Doug?
no wonder I'm more ***filthy minded*** since frequenting this site! ;) C
AM - Both are important, but in different ways - I wouldn't feel comfortable prioritizing one group over another, unless in the event of a family emergency.
Have you ever closed your eyes and submerged your hands in plain ol' just-cooked pasta?
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Granted - you are now Howard from the Bob Newhart Show.
I wish I could enlarge my bi's by gratuitously pumping them, without weights.
I wish I could enlarge my bi's by gratuitously pumping them, without weights.
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Returning a meal with questionable shrimp.
Do you see much of your parents in you?
Do you see much of your parents in you?
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heck if Oprah, Nick Kypreos and cartwheeling doofuses in Elmo suits can, then........
tpbm - likes garbanzo beans in things and kidney beans in chili, but hates bean salad, itself. (almost always way too vinegar-y)
tpbm - likes garbanzo beans in things and kidney beans in chili, but hates bean salad, itself. (almost always way too vinegar-y)
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a nice amethyst brooch at the purple intersection just under her neck.
hey Rosie!
hey Rosie!
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Granted, Francis Macomber.
I wish Gerald Ford was U.S. president again. Or maybe finally give Dan Quayle a shot.
I wish Gerald Ford was U.S. president again. Or maybe finally give Dan Quayle a shot.
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huh. just watched Man U lose its seventh home game - their worst since the 70's when they were dealing with delegation. Not a fan of 'em, but wow.
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Quote by LittleLuce
you're asking me - while my cud show?
I don't know X 2
you've rasied this cow, now, let it grow.
I.D.K. x 2
