Granted, but you ended up bonging 10 sleeves of boilermakers.
I wish I could mime better.
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GardenerGuy
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No because I refused to do it, despite my forefathers, generations back, LIVING AND DIEING BY IT.
tpbm - can recite at least a few Monty Python skits. (ok this question is for people who are about.....oh, late forties and older? lol)
hey Rosie
tpbm - can recite at least a few Monty Python skits. (ok this question is for people who are about.....oh, late forties and older? lol)
hey Rosie
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The people in my life, my livelihood, volcano vaporizer.
Have you helped an elderly person across the street with in the last five years?
Have you helped an elderly person across the street with in the last five years?
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There's technically a couple hours left to post this. I figure this thread could use a little "sexing up", so:
THEROUX THURSDAYS
ok now that that hotness is out of the way, should probably segue into some FPF:
THEROUX THURSDAYS
ok now that that hotness is out of the way, should probably segue into some FPF:
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I follow a couple sports. hey C
tpbm - bristles at know-it-alls who smugly advise that you should just walk away from an attacking swarm of wasps or hornets, with no flailing, and you're like - yeah right, Zen Master - let's see you just stroll away all toodle-loo (without flailing) and whistling zip-a-dee-fucking-do-da.
tpbm - bristles at know-it-alls who smugly advise that you should just walk away from an attacking swarm of wasps or hornets, with no flailing, and you're like - yeah right, Zen Master - let's see you just stroll away all toodle-loo (without flailing) and whistling zip-a-dee-fucking-do-da.
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lol ok that's a tough one.......um........
Sir - this meal is incredible.
Sir - this meal is incredible.
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Granted, but your personal chef is Gary Busey, who's constantly on bath salts when working.
I wish I could pull off 30 push-ups in 20 seconds.
I wish I could pull off 30 push-ups in 20 seconds.
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Granted but your story is so radical and crazy that it brings you too much notoriety and infamy at this site as people tremble in your wake. (or, well, after your posts)
I wish there was a condiment gun designed specifically for blasting squirts of mustard, ketchup, etc. thirty feet.
I wish there was a condiment gun designed specifically for blasting squirts of mustard, ketchup, etc. thirty feet.
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Granted but now it just CAN'T STOP scat singin. (and occasionally dipping into Minnie Ripperton's "Love in You".
I wish the entire planet was fused together so there were no more oceans.
I wish the entire planet was fused together so there were no more oceans.
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No but last weekend and it didn't really turn out special.
tpbm - can limbo dance quite low.
tpbm - can limbo dance quite low.
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TPBM enjoyed the Chelsea match
sure did, but those losses to Sunderland and Stoke made me invoke the wrath of multiple satans. Man City's win didn't exactly light up my life Debbie Boone-style, either.
Cyn - my tiddlywinkin has gotten me kicked out some of the meanest bars in Juarez.
tpbm - likes spam (food) (?) and spork
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Kiera will never drink booze again after becoming a Mormon-influenced Scientologist (if that's somehow possible - she'll find a way)
