Join the best erotica focused adult social network now
Login
GardenerGuy
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 61

Forum

Granted, as Henry and Kiera end up getting "married, married, MAR-RIED!" (as Charleze Theron in "Arrested Development" would put it). I'm not sure if that's exactly spoiling the wish, but......well, there you go.

I wish I could get seven sails to the wind on one beer.
getting soooooooo wet

take this deeply

head 24/7, honey

EDIT: in the words of Black Flag (AND the way the foxy chick says it): Slip it in.
Granted, but the delicious, artisan-crafted chockie cookie starts talking to you after all that Absinthe you drank.

I wish all air traffic became DIRIGBLES ONLY.
Quote by Chrissy123
Do you believe in magic?


only if it's Martin Short's Doug Henning.



seeker - just focussing on workout for me.


Have you ever been trapped in an elevator?
If (what they PROMISED) was gonna be an unending cash supply suddenly stops.....






ya VERY FUNNY (said in pissy way)


EDIT - lol in 2nd pic almost looks like some creepy eyes are peering over the glasses.
Granted, but you come across Ben Gardner (remember? from Jaws?) (was gonna post a picture, but then I thought........mmm naaaaaa)

I wish bleach and anti-freeze were drinkable.
No I'm trying to cut back on that stuff.

hey Cyn!

tpbm - doesn't like al dante pasta.
started getting cross-eyed scrolling through older pages to see if these have already been posted. Very surprised if this is their first appearance!





Happy Birthday offerings for you.....





or maybe this is a little quicker, like they say?


Granted, but their only interest in you anymore is when you're expounding on the Higgs Boson particle.

I wish dogs could purr.
I can burp and hiccup simultaneously, and I don't know anyone else who can do that. When my time comes, it'll probably be from some gastro-intestinal nonsense.
(careful what I wish for?)
Quote by Possibly


Uh, Dougie, wrong thread...this is a 'WTF?' sho nuff.



no, more like morbidly deranged mood swings brought on by sociopathically abominable psychosis.

all that incoherent crap I inanely blabber on about when chatting.
Granted - you get soft-boiled ones, from Edie the Egg Lady





I wish Kayne West and Susan Boyle did porn streaming online.

together.
reflections.....one's soul
in lush, Japanese gardens
Gary Busey: "WHUH?"
whoa did someone just mention....



ok now THAT'S hot

Granted....but now you're driving around on flat tires that eventually wear the out the wheels too, forcing you to convert to this:




I wish green and blue together would make red instead of torquoise
Granted, instead - you ended up fasting (and self-flagellating) over the Easter weekend.

In the Name of this man:






I wish Niel Hamburger replaced Vladimir Putin.


LOL EDIT - TD - you beat me by TWO SECONDS lol

granted on the new motorcycle - but it has a sidecar that sticks out about 30 feet.


same Niel/Vlad wish......
FINALLY! SHEESH!

Quote by bethalia
What I said (and perhaps a bit with an injudicious choice of words....
huh - YA THINK?
Quote by bethalia
.....that nonetheless conveyed accurate concepts) was that the behavior Possibly (and her co-author) engaged in was shitty and clueless.


When you write this sentence - "I mean, are people at Lush really that shitty or clueless?" - well, actually, no - it doesn't have any chicken scratch to do with "behaviour". It is a stand-alone sentence that outright labelled her as such, but hey! thanks for the ole sneaky word thing going again!
Recently got back from sister's family's Easter brunch. (nummies!)

tpbm - not a big fan of those kindereggs.