As I was getting ready for dinner with Sally and her husband I wondered for the thousandth time what I was doing. Just the day before I had been openly masturbating in my yard only to look up and see whom I assumed was Sally’s husband watching me, cock out, from the windows directly facing my house. Not only was it mortifying, it might have been the single most scintillating experience of my life. Something about it, him...

I was 22 and had just moved in to my adorable new home. I was so excited! For the first time I was living on my own and I even had a cute yard, which I absolutely couldn't wait to start gardening. It was one of my many passions. I hadn't met any of the neighbors yet, but was looking forward to making new friends. I didn't know how close then, but I was going to find out soon.The day after I had finished unpacking I decide...